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HobbitRockGod
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Ahaha, those are amusing. XD "Look! It's God!" 
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SassyLostie2
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| Posted: Tue May 6, 2008 2:39 am |
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I love amusing quotes.  Here are a few more I just thought of. Btw, there were more from my English teacher, but they're kind of inappropriate...I may post them in spoiler tags later. lol
English teacher: They breed these chickens so they have these enormous breasts - *pauses* - I was hoping you all wouldn’t giggle like that.
Once a random relative that we didn’t know decided to lecture my cousin and I on the dangers of alcohol and drug addiction.
Random Relative: So remember…don’t smoke pot or beer.
Me and my cousin: How do you smoke BEER?? 
Later, after telling one of our older cousins.
Older Cousin: Bye you two. Be sure to smoke some beer for me!
Me: *waves and calls after her* And we’ll drink some pot too!
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HobbitRockGod
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| Posted: Tue May 6, 2008 8:46 pm |
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Lolz! Sounds like my teacher kind of. ^_^ "I was hoping you all wouldn't giggle like that..."
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SassyLostie2
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| Posted: Tue May 6, 2008 8:50 pm |
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My teacher can be really annoying, but he has some amusing quotes to put in here. lol He kept going on and on about [spoiler:c7e0d874bc]cock flavored soup the other day - as in chickens. That's really what's on the label! You can find it at stores! [/spoiler:c7e0d874bc] He's kinda weird, but he keeps me amused.
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HobbitRockGod
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| Posted: Tue May 6, 2008 8:53 pm |
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Oh mai!
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SassyLostie2
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| Posted: Tue May 6, 2008 9:01 pm |
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I've seen it...weird.  Can't you just call it "chicken flavored"? 
Here's something really random out of an improv skit we did in drama class. It was the "boyfriend comes over to pick up girl for a date, meets father instead" scenario. This is from the middle, after the poor date has taken a lot of pointless questions and confusion from the 'father'. -
Esteban: I just don't know if you're good enough for Susie. Are you delightful? Rowan Atkinson is delightful.
Daniel: What? I don't know what you're talking about! This is just...I don't...s***, man!
Esteban: Don't curse at me. Rowan Atkinson wouldn't curse at me. Rowan Atkinson would make me laugh oh so gayly.
It was really strange how he kept talking about RA throughout the sketch. But almost everyone in the class started saying "Are you delightful" constantly.
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HobbitRockGod
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| Posted: Tue May 6, 2008 9:30 pm |
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Lol, that's funny!
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Charmed_Charlee
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| Posted: Tue May 6, 2008 9:46 pm |
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emmasholi
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| Posted: Thu May 8, 2008 4:42 pm |
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Hehe, today in college my firend wanted a drink from the drinking fountain...I have a bit of OCD when it comes to drinking fountains because of all the germs from other people etc and so I fondly refer to them as 'sewage on tap'.
ME: Eeew...sewage on tap!...Hehe...it sounds like the name of a town!
JENNY: Yeah...Sewage on sea.
BOTH: No... thats BLACKPOOL!!!
It was funny at the time...we both said it at the EXACT same time!
It's also only funny if you've been to Blackpool and visited the beach lol...the water is all brown and dirty and sometimes has rubbish in it lol...it's horrible (in my opinion).
Heres a couple of links to photos which I found of flickr of the beach there...just to put it into context:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/255917175_7a5cdd939e.jpg?v=0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/255917174_a47067c532.jpg?v=0
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2079/1587063262_3ef47f3712.jpg?v=0
PS. No offence to anyone from Blackpool...it CAN be lovely! 
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NepEnut
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| Posted: Thu May 8, 2008 5:05 pm |
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OMG Sassy - that Rowan Aktinson dialogue cracked me up! That was classic!!
My little bother (actually, not quite so little - he's only a year younger than me) is like the king of random quotes. I'll never forget this one time, the three of us (moi, bro & sis) were driving and out of the blue my brother says to us:
Him - You know that song My Sharona?
Us - Yes
Him - I wrote it.
Needless to say - that cracked us up.
Also, we are all huge fans of Family Guy, and recently we've incorporated one of their quotes into our inside jokes - whenever we get asked a question, for example - "why is your shirt on backwards?" or "when did you go to Disneyland?", we now respond thusly:
I don't know, meth is a really terrible drug.
Works every time
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SassyLostie2
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| Posted: Thu May 8, 2008 6:29 pm |
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lol! I love it! My brother is random too. hehe And we also love Family Guy. I should try that one day.
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HobbitRockGod
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:25 am |
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Me and my friends had some interesting conversations at lunch today.
Jared: Why would anyone go out with Scott? He has a potbelly.
Scott: Your mom doesn't mind!
Jared: I'm sure she doesn't.
Scott: ...Did you just diss you own mom?
Jared: Yeah. You must be really desperate if you're sinking that low.
Anthony: What, does the hooker on the corner not want you anymore?
Jared: No, that dude retired...
Everyone is so mean to poor Scott...
Anthony: (leans over, looking behind Kay)
Kay: What are you doing?
Anthony: I was trying to find your hand.
Me: She doesn't have a hand growing out of her back!!
Kay: Yeah, it's like, "My girlfriend has three hands. It makes things more interesting."
Then one more:
Katey: Ugh, I have to carry all this stuff! Elyse, will you carry some of this crap for me?
Elyse: I have my own crap to carry!
Katey: But mine is more important! It's...divine crap!
Rofl, my friends crack me up.
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:12 pm |
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Ok a weird conversation in Media yesterday lol.
Me: OMG Chuck (Gossip Girl) had some nasty clothes on in the new episode, it was blue checkered pants with blue top and baise cardigan
Christine: Eeew, but he's still hot
Me: And mine
Christine: No he's mine
Me: Noo
Christine: No, You''ve got Josh Holloway
Me: I've had Josh Holloway and now I've got Ed Westwick, and anyway you got Jonathon Rhys Meyers
Christine: But I want Ed Westwick
Me: I'll fight you for him
Christine...
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HobbitRockGod
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:03 pm |
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LOL, my sister and I have conversations like that all the time.
Here's one from lunch yesterday:
Me: (minding my own business, eating a sandwich)
Kaleb: So, Eryn. When you turn 21, I'm going to take you to a bar, get you drunk and then take you home and let you do whatever you want. But first I'll leave.
Me:
Jasmine: (sitting next to me)
Me: Okay, first of all, that was incredibly random.
Jasmine: Yeah, it was!
Me: Second of all, that was creepy. And now I'm scared. Remind me to stay away from you on my 21st birthday.
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Charmed_Charlee
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:24 pm |
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Lolz, Eryn.
Yeah Stay away on your 21st |
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