Lost Video Island

[IntoTheVoid]

LMAO niiiice play of "Your Mum" there.

My friend: haha I win.
Me: you whore.
My friend: slut.
Me: skank.
My friend: BITCH. I'm suprised your fat ass can fit through the door.
Me: Yeah well the door's always open. Like your legs.
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"Jack is the guy she should be with.
She does genuinely love him.
And she knows that he would take excellent care of her." - Damon Lindelof

[Polarbear]

Burrrnnn I always say burnnn now cause of you
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[SassyLostie2]

That's funny, Paul, cuz I started saying that too. Once me and some friends were having a Lost marathon, and after practically everything Sawyer said in the first season, my friend would say, "Awww, burnnn." So I started saying it without thinking. xD
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[HobbitRockGod]

Me: (talking to my friend)
My (guy) friend: (grabs my arm) Eryn's my special buddy!
Friend I was talking to : .....I'm sorry, Eryn.

Yeah...I dunno what he was talking about. 0_o Twas odd.
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[SassyLostie2]

This one's kinda inappropriate but it made me laugh so hard. Me and one of my friends were doing an improv sketch in class. The story was, this guy walks into a club and tries to pick up some girls. One of them wants to go and the other doesn't. So we started out the scene, halfway through, I sat on a chair...let's say suggestively. Just to be silly. He looks down, then back up at my face and says "So...if I wanted to gain entrance, would there be a parking fee, or what?" I swear, I almost broke right there. I was so tempted to start laughing. Of course we're just friends, but wow, that was hilarious. I still laugh about it. Gosh, when we do scenes together, it always ends up dirty somehow...I have no idea why.
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[wolffootball37]

SassyLostie2 wrote:

This one's kinda inappropriate but it made me laugh so hard. Me and one of my friends were doing an improv sketch in class. The story was, this guy walks into a club and tries to pick up some girls. One of them wants to go and the other doesn't. So we started out the scene, halfway through, I sat on a chair...let's say suggestively. Just to be silly. He looks down, then back up at my face and says "So...if I wanted to gain entrance, would there be a parking fee, or what?" I swear, I almost broke right there. I was so tempted to start laughing. Of course we're just friends, but wow, that was hilarious. I still laugh about it. Gosh, when we do scenes together, it always ends up dirty somehow...I have no idea why.

um.... thats what she said!!!

[SassyLostie2]

I'm not the type to tell dirty jokes all the time, I'm a good girl for the most part. hehe But when it comes to our acting class things always end up being like that.
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[wolffootball37]

SassyLostie2 wrote:

I'm not the type to tell dirty jokes or anything like that, I'm a good girl for the most part. hehe But when it comes to our acting class things always end up being like that.

hey i love dirty jokes!!!

[SassyLostie2]

Well, maybe I should have put it - BEFORE drama class, I didnt' have as much of a dirty mind? xD I enjoy the occasional dirty joke too...I just don't make them up and tell all. I actually did a sketch with that same guy about how we got caught fooling around at school and we were sent to the principal's office...later we revealed that the characters were actually brother and sister (and we KNEW it too). hehe That was the best class ever. Our teacher was the coolest.

Here's another random one -

Me: Yeah, we just saw "Rise Of The Silver Surfer". We took my dad for Father's Day cuz he likes superhero stuff -
My Friend: You mean "Rise Of The Silver Streaker"?
Me: Umm, no. Well...technically, he wasn't wearing any clothes, so...

Then we went to Hometown Buffet.

My brother: Hey, did someone take my straw out of my cup and-oh......it's still in there.

I hang out with really smart people, don't I?
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[HobbitRockGod]

HAHAHA! Sassy, the straw one is funny! And the one from your acting class. Bwahaha. I took a speech class last year and we got to do SOME acting but we didn't do anything fun like that. Lol.
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[SassyLostie2]

I like the straw one too. xD My brother is such a dork. And he's like 16! I had to tease him about that one. I contemplated taking speech class, but it really didn't appeal to me. I'd much rather act all the time and memorize monologues to perform, rather than have to write speeches and stuff to perform. It just didn't sound as fun.
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[HobbitRockGod]

OMG! I just remembered! When I was in Speech, our last project was to do a speech over whatever we wanted, and one of the guys in my class did a speech about....underwear. It was funny, he'd tell our other teachers, "I'm doing a speech about underpants!" with a big grin on his face. Then he made the speech very serious and kept a straight face throughout the whole thing. It was very funny.
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[SassyLostie2]

rofl!! I can just imagine that, how awesome. A serious speech about underwear, that's amazing. My friend's (my scene partner, Zac) monologue for his final grade was called "My Wife Is A Porn Star". lol He's 19 and he's not married, but he presented it really well.
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[HobbitRockGod]

Bwahaha that's awesome! I remembered another quote-y thing that was amusing.

Me: (is working on a video and puts a clip of Sawyer on the timeline)
Elyse (my sister): Just wondering, why are you putting Sawyer in the video?
Me: (annoyed and barely paying attention to her) Cuz I want Sawyer! ....in the video.....

that cracked us up. Lol, I thought it was funny.
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[SassyLostie2]

LOL! That's hilarious. I've said things like that without thinking. I said that to my female friend....I said "I want you" and then got distracted by something and she's like "WHAT???" And I'm like "NO NO! Not liek that, I was saying "I want you to come over' and got distracted" and she's like "Uh-huh...right."
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