Lost Video Island

SuperKC · Expert Vidder Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 3667

Ya'll know how this works. I think the last one got pruned cause it was in spam. It's better here.

Trey says: i tell you BSG feels like a fresh piece of gum after chewing the lost one for a while
KC says: Hahahaha. WORD.
Trey says: yes. WORD!

(Don't worry guys, we still love LOST!)

Polarbear · Expert Vidder Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 13684

homos!

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IntoTheVoid · Expert Vidder Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 2407

This one's abit R rated

Teacher: What word do we use when describing what the author does here?
My friend: E.. Uh.. Ejash.. Ejaculation..? WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT!
Me: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA etc etc
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Polarbear · Expert Vidder Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 13684

Never heard of people misusing that one erection maybe.
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Jemmz · Council Member Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 21154

omfg, lol!

Me while watching Run Fat Boy Run and seeing Simon Pegg in his shorts:
"Look! It's Pegg's legs!

" *cheesy grin*

Really, it was funny at the time

Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

You guys and your innappropriate out-of-context quotes

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SuperKC · Expert Vidder Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 3667

What was that about Richard Simmons?

mistojen · Advanced Vidder Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 1699

Who gives out porn to underage girls? What?

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Aislynn · Council Member Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 35782

It's not nearly as much fun as all of that but today I clearly admitted to taking Happy Pills:

Other person: "So what's the name of that med you take?"
Me: (stumbling over the fact that every diabetes medicine in the world starts with the letter G and all sound pretty much alike) "I take Gleeeeee!"

Yes, I apparently take Glee, the most Happiest Medicine EVA!

wolffootball37 · Expert Vidder Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 4210

lol! at least your not like my mom who takes a vas assortment of "happy pills" she insists are vitimins, but dosnt really know what they do!

SassyLostie2 · Expert Vidder Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 28138

I know this is mean, but I found this amusing when it happened.

OK, my drama class got canceled, so me and my friends (Sarah, Chris, Jay) were just hanging out just outside of the classroom. My friend Chris looked upset and we asked him what was wrong and we figrue out he broke up with his girlfriend.

Chris: I'm just done with women.
Jay: There'll be other girls, man.
Chris: No. I'm just done with girls PERIOD.
*awkward pause*
Sarah: Uh...Jay...you might wanna step aside.
Chris: NO! That's not what I meant!!
*laughter*
Jay: Well, I am lookin' kinda sexy today...
Chris: Shutup.
*more laughter*

We're so mean to poor Chris. xD
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Jemmz · Council Member Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 21154

Lol! I don't know what it is about the gay jokes. We make them all the time too

I have one, can't remember if I've posted it already.

Natz(pointing at a Halloween witch): Look! It's Jemma's twin! haha! *silence*
Oh wait, I'm your twin! xD

Lol, she forgot! xD That happens sometimes (lmao!)

Charlies_Innocence · Expert Vidder Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 4410

xD That one made me laugh, Jemma. Because I'm a twin too! I never forget though...

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SassyLostie2 · Expert Vidder Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 28138

Jemmz wrote:

Lol! I don't know what it is about the gay jokes. We make them all the time too.

I know, we do too! We don't mean offense or anything, it just happens.

Ha! I love your sister's quote too. That's so funny!

I've got another. My best friend's little brother (he's 5 years old) says he's my boyfriend, so he always kisses me on the cheek (he's sooo cute!). So today he kisses me when I'm about to leave, and he says - "I kiss you a lot. Does that mean that we're married?" LOL!

He also said something like, "Does 'married' mean that your friend comes to live at your house?" and his mom said "Yes. Why, do you want to get married?" and he replies, "No, I just want someone to play with." Aww!

Me to my friend: Here, have a naked cookie. (referring to the non-frosting side of the oreo, cuz I only wanted to have the frosting side of the cookie - for some reason, people found this very funny)

Me: *watches the little room fill with water* Die Charlie, die! I mean...NO! Don't die! I mean...I don't know what I mean anymore! (I was going through a love/hate relationship with Charlie at the time)
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Aislynn · Council Member Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 35782

Jemmz wrote:

Natz(pointing at a Halloween witch): Look! It's Jemma's twin! haha! *silence*
Oh wait, I'm your twin! xD

Lol, she forgot! xD That happens sometimes (lmao!)

LOL!

SassyLostie2 wrote:

Me to my friend: Here, have a naked cookie.

Cookies, yay! Naked cookies, FTW!

Here's two extremely lame ones from me:

Me: (accidentally stabs pinkie finger with knife while trying to cut a sandwich -- yes, I'm very coordinated

) Ouch! Geez, I've cut a finger off and now I'm only going to be able to count to ten!

Which makes you wonder... Just how many fingers did I have to start off with?

Me: (spotting a life-sized replica of a small one-man plane up on a skinny sort of stand outside of a business as we're driving by) Look! A plane on a stick!

And I was so serious-sounding, too...

Now every time we drive by there, the entire car has to say solemnly "plane on a stick!"