Lost Video Island

[SassyLostie2]

lol Me too, Eryn. xD

Abby and I at the Rainforest Cafe -

Abby: Allie, is your ass warm?
Me (sitting next to a big heating lamp): Huh? Oh...yeah... That is so going into 'quotable quotes', Abby.

Abby (watches guy pass our table): I like that guy's snake. (meaning, a toy snake he had around his neck)
Me (starts cracking up): That also is going into quotable quotes.
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[HobbitRockGod]

That's awesome! So you and Abby met up, then? How cool! You should post pics!

I love Rainforest Cafe, btw. It's soo fun. Used to scare the heck outta me when I was really little...
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[khaleesi]

hehe that's awesome...

i have some good ones from me and my buddies:

"I wouldn't be surprised if to pass your driving test you had to know what to do if one of your passengers has an aneurysm, lost a limb, and was possessed by Bob Dylan while you are drivin 80 miles an hour toward a cliff."
-David

"KAIT, SHUT UP. I WILL PUT KETCHUP ON YOUR HIPPOPOTAMUS."
-Sean

"Moira! Kait almost died and you didn't get it on film?"
-Sean

Sean: Today's a good day to be naked.
Kait, Ally, and Holly: WHAT?!
Sean: WHAT?!

"Cat starts with a C you guys." -Ally

teeheehee...good times.
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~Kait~

[SassyLostie2]

LOL Kait. Those are hilarious! xD I love all of them. Today is a good day to be naked?
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[tjmack1986]

Those are soooo funny guys!

So me and my friend get a little--crazy when we're sleep deprived. This one happened...like a year ago, but is still like the brunt of any joke we start just because it was so incredibly random, and so incredibly funny.

Me and her were hanging out with her cousin one night, and he's like this news freak. He watches like any news program that he can. Well he had been telling us about this thing on the news about a house that there were calling a Squalor *totally not sure if that's how it's spelt* because it was so messy.

So this interested my friend, so she looked it up online, and found the video feed from the news earlier in the day.

Okay so fast forward like six or so hours later...it was like 5:30 in the morning, and we'd all gotten up far too early the morning before, and we were kicking around a tiny little cat ball.

All of a sudden her cousin was all like "Kick the squalor ball here!"

and we all busted out laughing.

so for like the next hour we kicked that ball around screaming "Squalor ball! squalor ball!"

[SassyLostie2]

My BFF: I love you, Allie. You're kickable. Which is like lovable, but only cooler.
Me: Um.. what??

My friend is so weird and random.

This is from a random conversation in my cultural geography class.

Teacher: It's so weird. I was walking down a street and saw the cross streets. Rosa Parks St over Jefferson Davis Ave. Cool and weird.
Random Student: Yeah, but Rosa Park was on top. *class laughs*
Teacher: Yeah!... Heeeey! I didn't need that visual!

The comment wasn't meant to be taken that way. xD The student just meant, Rosa Park was over Jefferson Davis, like she was better. hehe It was hilarious though.
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[HobbitRockGod]

LOL. Those are funny, guys. I love "I will put ketchup on your hippopotamus!" And the one about Rosa Parks, Allie.
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[HobbitRockGod]

I was on a band trip yesterday, and tired band kids on a bus make for some amusing conversations...

Me: Hey, Angela, is Elyse asleep over there?
Angela: I think so, her eyes have been closed for a long time...she might be dead. Oh no. Oh no. I've killed my section leader.
(That led to a conversation about how we would carry on Elyse's legacy. )

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Elyse: (is now awake) Sarah, did you get rid of Jesus, what did you do with him?
Sarah: I didn't get rid of him, he had too many tacos!
(I don't know...)

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Angela: Funky monkey from Funkytown!
(We wanted to see if Elyse was really asleep or not.)

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(At the competition)
KG: Where's my phone? Angela, did you take my phone?
Anelga: Yes, I ate it.
KG: Really???
Angela: NO.
KG: Eryn, did you take my phone?
Me: What? NO! I haven't even touched your phone!
KG: Dan took my phone! (runs off)
Sarah: I wonder if I should give him his phone back.....

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(This one was overheard...no idea what it was about...)

"Team Rocket has stolen your virginity!"

I LOVE band kids, so very much. I might have more, when I remember them.
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[SassyLostie2]

LOL Those are great, Eryn.
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[Charmed_Charlee]

Lol, Pokemon FTW!

[HobbitRockGod]

Bwahaha, so many people randomly talk about Pokemon at my school it's scary. I have a friend who tries to put some sort of Pokemon reference into every paper she writes.
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[littleton_pace]

omg; that's so weird! a guy at my uni was walking around last week wearing a Pikachu outfit :S:S:S
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[SassyLostie2]

The other day at work, my friend and I were talking while I was taking tickets, and a manager walked by, threw up his hands in the air and said "oh, for farting out loud!!" (like, 'for crying out loud') and my friend and I just looked at each other for a second and then started cracking up. xD I still don't know what he was so upset about. LOL But I've never heard that particular phrase.
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[NepEnut]

The other day, I overheard my boss talking to someone on the phone in her office...I totally forget the context, but she was talking about someone going to see that show "The Vagina Monologues", however, she said it a bit oddly...

Boss - "she's going to see that show, that Vagina Monocles show or something, whatever the hell it's called."



I can't tell you how hard it was for me to keep it together for a few minutes. I thought I was gonna die....
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[SassyLostie2]

ROFL Abby. Vagina Monocles??
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