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HobbitRockGod Expert Vidder

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Posted: Fri Jan 2, 2009 11:10 pm |
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Quotes from New Year's Eve (this should be interesting...)
Sarah: He's like a lobster. The only way to to get at the soft meat inside is to - poke at it with a fork.
Sarah: I became a sandwich. Against my will.
Katey: We should just sneak up on Owen Wilson while he's sleeping and, like, iron his nose.
(Watching Shutter, which has Joshua Jackson in it )
Katey: That girl is totally touching his butt!
Sarah: I know! And his wife's like, "Get away from my husband!"
Katey: But she's like, "Oh, I can't help it! It's just my job!"
Me: Touching his butt?
Katey: Yes! I'd take that job!
Us: ......
Katey: Oh, don't deny it, you would too!
Me: Sure...
Katey: We can go to college for that. Butt-Touching.
Me: Okay...
Katey: Butt-Touching 101.
(Talking about Enchanted)
Me: Hee! James Marsden makes me smile.
(This is what happens when people stay up until six a.m.....we start talking about kidnapping actors and ironing their noses...XD) _________________


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Jemmz Council Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 2, 2009 11:14 pm |
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Lol Eryn xD  |
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:09 am |
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Butt Touching 101? They have a class for that??? No way!  _________________
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:11 am |
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My Grandpa: So, have you seen True Blood? Have you watched that show?
Me: Yeah, a bit of it. Omg, the cemetery sex! I saw that one! He just pops out of the ground and they start having sex. AND HE'S SO DIRTY! Not in a good way!
Grandpa (kinda laughing): Oh, it gets worse.
How can it get worse than that? xD Yep, my grandpa and I were talking about sex scenes in tv shows. Yet then this happens. Me, my grandma and grandpa were watching "16 Candles" together, and my grandpa gets up.
Grandpa: I'm sorry, I can't watch this with my granddaughter. I can watch it with you (my grandma), but it's too embarrassing to watch with her. (laughs and walks upstairs)
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Charlies_Innocence Expert Vidder

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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:52 pm |
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LOL, that's funny, Sassy! I could never talk about sex scenes with my grandpa... XD _________________

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HobbitRockGod Expert Vidder

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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:23 pm |
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Lol, Sassy.  _________________


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Charlies_Innocence Expert Vidder

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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:42 am |
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So my mom and Eryn and I were watching the new episodes of Lost, and when Sawyer asked Dan for his shirt:
Mom: Dan can't give Sawyer his shirt, then Dan would be shirtless, no one wants to look at that! I want to look at Sawyer!
Me: Dan's shirt wouldn't FIT Sawyer, he'd tear it. And then they'd BOTH be shirtless!
Eryn: There would be an epidemic!
Me: Of shirtless men!
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:45 am |
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LOL It's funny, I was thinking about the same things during that scene! _________________
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Aislynn Council Member
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:22 am |
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Me, too! I thought there's no way that shirt was going to fit Sawyer, so why did he even ask?
Shirtless men epidemic, FTW!  |
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Charlies_Innocence Expert Vidder

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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:22 pm |
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Ahh, a shirtless men epidemic would be win.  _________________

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HobbitRockGod Expert Vidder

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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:12 pm |
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Elyse and I were helping out at our church lunch today, and omg, there was a LOT of food.
Me: I am so full!
Elyse: Why?
Me: ...Do you want to know what I've eaten today?!
Elyse: Okay. What?
Me: A waffle. Then I came here and had two donuts and three little cookies. Then I came back down here, and had a slice of pizza, four carrots, some chips, and three more cookies. And a can of Pepsi.
Elyse: Good for you. You're not anorexic.
Then we were helping put the vegetables away.
Elyse: Okay. That radish just commited suicide.
Me: (laughing) WHY?
Elyse: It jumped out of my hand, to the floor, bounced off my foot, and rolled under the table.
Me: Wow. It wasn't happy.
Elyse: Suicidal radishes! 
Oh yeah, and I agree about the shirtless men epidemic...that would be happy. XD _________________


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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:14 pm |
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LOL Eryn! I love the first one.  _________________
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HobbitRockGod Expert Vidder

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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:16 pm |
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It was funny, she was just so calm about it. "Hooray, Eryn, you're not anorexic."  _________________


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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:38 am |
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This is when my brother and I were talking about the movie Watchmen -
Me: Dr. Manhattan was *ahem* totally naked. Usually they pull a Silver Surfer and don't CG those parts.
My Brother: ... Poor Silver Surfer.
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HobbitRockGod Expert Vidder

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Posted: Sun Mar 8, 2009 6:23 pm |
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Lol! I like the sad face. XD _________________


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