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[Jemmz]

Lol Eryn My brother always makes me laugh too, he's so sarcastic!

[HobbitRockGod]

How old is your brother? Mine's ten.
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[Jemmz]

Mine's 18 I'm the youngest in my family lol.

[SassyLostie2]

lol Eryn. I love it! Sounds like my little sister. She's nine.
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[Charmed_Charlee]

Lol Eryn

[SassyLostie2]

So, short backstory - My little sister has been getting on my nerves, because she keeps looking over my shoulder and invading my personal space constantly. Wait...What else is new?

Me: Get OUT of my personal space! I have a bubble! *motions with arms* It's this big. If you pop it, you die!

She actually found this quite amusing.
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[Charlies_Innocence]

Lol, Sassy. Sounds like me and my brother.
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[NepEnut]

Hehe...speaking of quotable quotes....

My sister and I are pretty close and hang out all the time. We can act all mature and professional-like, but for the most part, we are kids at heart.

So the backstory - my sis went to a yard sale this weekend to get a dresser. She got a dresser but she also got this huge box of Lincoln logs for $10 bucks. She was really excited about the Lincoln logs, so she decided the plan for Saturday night was to drink a lot of wine and play with the Lincoln logs, which we did.

Anyhoo - we ended up building this lovely lincoln log compound, complete with a bunch of forest animals for protection. See, thrown into the box of lincoln logs were all these random plastic animals, like deer, squirrels, buffalo, and hippos!!

So my sister takes a picture of it all and sends it to her husband, who demands to know what kind of animal is in front of the lincoln log compound, and what my sister said is classic:

"What? That's our hippalo!!"

Buffalo + Hippo = Hippalo! Yay we invented a new species!
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[Jemmz]

lol, hipallo? I quite like that actually.

Here's a good example of the crap my brother comes up with:

Simon:*complains about Jack* And what's up with that DAMN beard! It's like it's going to grow OFF his face and take over the world! Yes, first the face, THEN THE WORLD!



Then at school, my sister was like, "Don't you just hate it when you quickly look at someone for no reason at all, then they look at you back unexpectedly and then there's this awkward moment where your eyes meet. Then you look away and think Crap! Now they think I was staring at them! "

For the record, I do hate when that happens.

[SassyLostie2]

Yay for hipallos!! I love making up words.

Haha, Jemma. I hate those awkward moments too, it's so weird.
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[HobbitRockGod]

I hate that too, Jemma! It happened to me in band today...only then they guy who thought I was staring at him started staring at me. Then we had a staring contest, which I totally won. I just realized that the two of us have been doing that ALL frickin YEAR in band...and now I win all the staring contests. He used to win because I would start laughing, rofl...but I pwn.

/end random story/

Anyway, I really do have a quote. My friends and I always visit this one teacher after 4th period at school, and today he wasn't there and his room was locked, so we had to go yell at him after school.

Me: MR. S! Why weren't you in here after 4th hour?? It totally ruined our day! The door was locked and we couldn't even come in and leave you notes on your chalkboard!
Mr. S: Do you know how hard it was to lock that door so I could take a nap in the closet?
My friend Katey: .....So you do live here.

It was amusing.
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[Jemmz]

lololol Sounds like a teacher at my school. He doesn't teach me but apparently he is quite amusing. hee.

ETA: Oh and I actually do have another quote! Perhaps it's more weird then funny:

(In science)
*my teacher goes to the cupboard*
Chloe: Where is he going?
Me: To get his gun (I always say that.)
Then...he actually pulled out a fake gun (you know, the kind you use for races) and I was like hehe. That was weird. I'm not usually right when I say that. He's a weird sort of teacher. Sometimes he's really boring and other times he's more laid back. And he's scottish so he's always taking the piss out of us for being English o__O lol.

[HobbitRockGod]

Lol, that's amusing that he actually pulled a gun out! XD
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[HobbitRockGod]

OMG, lmao! My friend typed a list of the quotes we've been saying all year in our Chemistry class (we've been keeping a list) and put it on deviantart! Lol, a lot of them are inside jokes and very random if you don't know what's going on, but they are quite amusing if anyone cares to read them.

http://bijutsu-no-himesama.deviantart.com/art/TMoP-VIII-Quotes-Edition-84556413
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[SassyLostie2]

Those are amusing, and remind me al ot of me and my friends. xD Here are a bunch I just thought of. These are a bunch of quotes from my old theater group. We had so much fun.

One of the plays I did with them was “The Hiding Place” and it’s about the Jews in concentration camps during the Holocaust etc. So my shy, quiet friend Amanda got the part of this really cruel, loud, harsh woman ‘The Matron’. She was very skeptical that she could pull off the part.

Me: You can do it! Just channel your inner Matron. Everyone has one.
Amanda (unsure): …Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Me: *pauses* Both. *nods*

Me: *sticks tongue out at Maegan*
Maegan: Sticking out your tongue is very childish.
Me: I know. *sticks tongue out at Maegan again*

My brother, when it was time for him to change into his costume for his character, Metzler
Bro: Time to Metzler-ize.

I played 3 parts in the play, and two of them were male. Lol I was mad when I first got the parts, because it was a mistake made by the casting directors (I nearly got a lead!) and how everything was set up, but it turned out alright. The sad thing was, me and a friend of mine had to wear beards! XD My other guy friend also had to wear with, and stick it to his face with Spirit Gum. It sucked.

Me: And when we finish this play, we shall have a beard burning ceremony!! Mwahahaha!
Timothy: YES! *pumps fist in the air*
Alyssa: I’m in.

My little sister’s friend: You squigged me in the squiggle! (Don’t ask. Lol)

And since we were doing a play that took place in Germany…we also took to saying “What the schnell?” constantly. Lol There were little kids involved, and no cursing allowed, so we said that and “What the cookies?” all the time.

Once, I was in the car and looked at the sky, to see really thick, puffy grey-ish clouds, with bright rays of sunlight shining through it, and it looked really pretty.

Me: *points frantically* Look, look! It’s God! *pretends to be in awe of the clouds*

My BFF: I'm going to kill college.
Me: All of them?
BFF: Yes. All of them. Don't worry, no one will be in them at the time. Well, except that mean English teacher of yours.
Me: !!!
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