Lost Video Island

[SassyLostie2]

Just now -

My sister: Ahh! My pants are falling down... my pants are literally falling down!
Me: Why would they be figuratively falling down?

And....

We were playing this game in my philosophy class, where we had to make up multiple choice questions and answer other teams etc. And I accidentally marked the wrong answer (we knew the right one, I just hit the wrong number!) and I couldn't change it back.

Me: Nick (teacher)! I accidentally marked the wrong answer!
Nick: Aw, you f*cked up, Allie. *walks away*



I was about to start laughing, cuz ya know... not your usual teacher language. hehe My Phi teacher is so cool. xD
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[emmasholi]

ROFL Sassy
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[Charmed_Charlee]

Lmao

[SassyLostie2]

Just now my sis and I were listening to the super clean, Kidz Bop version of "Makes Me Wonder" and there seemed to be an adult singing along with the children.

My sis: It's not "Kidz Bop" anymore if there are adults singing!
Me: Yes, it is. It's not like it's all adults. There are still kids 'bopping'!


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[SassyLostie2]

Wow, lots of crazy quotes from when I was at my friends house. hehe

Friend: I'm gonna play with my wii.
Other Friend: I'm gonna play with his wii too!
Third Friend: Aww, you guys! That's disgusting!

And... my friend was looking at a picture, and for some reason, someone thought there was a dirty vibe to it. xD I have no idea why.

My bff: *stares hard* I'm looking at it with my dirtiest eyes and I still don't get it!

My best friend's little bro is so hilarious. He's only 5. When he was like 3, he told me that he was my boyfriend, and we stayed bf and gf (to him), for a couple years. Recently, he broke up with me. xD!! And he reminds me of it every time I see him. He's gonna be such a heartbreaker when he gets older.

Bff's little bro: Good morning, sister of mine. *looks at me* Good morning, not-my-girlfriend.

My sister (talking literally, my brother's toy bouncy balls, like the quarter kind you get out of the machine that bounce really high): Where's his bouncy balls?
My bff: I think they're in his pants... Wait! I meant his pocket! The toys!

I know I had 2-3 more, but I can't think of them.
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[HobbitRockGod]

Ahaha, those were funny, Sassy. XD I love how he called you "not-my-girlfriend." Aww. That's hilarious.

I have one from my friend Katey, as half of the funny things that happen to me involve Katey. XD Kinda long story what we were talking about.

Katey: Nooo, leggo my eggo, don't get me preggoooooo!!!!!

That was actually in an email conversation and when I read it, I just started laughing in the room all by myself and couldn't stop, twas hilarious.
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[SuperKC]

Leylin: *very sad sounding* The economy is horrible. Let's not talk about it. It'll just make me depressed.
Me: Are you... trying to be funny over there?
Leylin: A little?
Me: *laughs* Can I quote you on that?
Leylin: Yes! I like being quoted. It makes me happy. *sad voice again* Unlike the economy, apparently.




Leylin: I have three TV shows on tomorrow, two at the same time. I don't know what I'm gonna do!
Me: What are they?
Leylin: House, NCIS, and the Fringe.
Me: Which ones come on at the same time?
Leylin: House and NCIS. This is the worst! This is what have to deal with every day! This is your worst fear when you're in the hospital. Well... your second worst fear. Your first worst fear is that there's nothing on and your second worst fear is that there is stuff on but it's all on at the same time!!!

[wolffootball37]

SuperKC wrote:

Leylin: *very sad sounding* The economy is horrible. Let's not talk about it. It'll just make me depressed. Me: Are you... trying to be funny over there? Leylin: A little? Me: *laughs* Can I quote you on that? Leylin: Yes! I like being quoted. It makes me happy. *sad voice again* Unlike the economy, apparently. Leylin: I have three TV shows on tomorrow, two at the same time. I don't know what I'm gonna do! Me: What are they? Leylin: House, NCIS, and the Fringe. Me: Which ones come on at the same time? Leylin: House and NCIS. This is the worst! This is what have to deal with every day! This is your worst fear when you're in the hospital. Well... your second worst fear. Your first worst fear is that there's nothing on and your second worst fear is that there is stuff on but it's all on at the same time!!!

You gotta love Ley!!!! She is truly inspirational!

[Aislynn]

Oh man, that's something I didn't even think about: having too many shows on at the same time! Eeeek!

Hopefully something will rerun soon!

[HobbitRockGod]

LOL @ Leylin.

Me and my friend had an interesting conversation today involving murder, the girl he likes, and Twlight.

Me: Isn't she second chair flute? I might have to kill her, she's my competition.
Anthony: NOOO!
Elyse: If you killed all the symphonic band flutes....
Me: There'd be none left! (pause) Well, duh.

(Later)

Anthony: Also, if you killed her, I would....kill Jacob. [from Twilight] Your boyfriend.
Me: ...Kay.
Anthony: THEN, after you'd suffered for awhile, I'd kill you. Slowly.
Me: Mmkay, so you're magically going to go to Forks, and Twilight will magically be real, and you'd just happen across Jacob and not get in trouble for killing him and me...
Anthony: Yes! And after I killed you, you'd go to hell!
Me: It scares me how much you've thought this through.

XD
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[emmasholi]

ROFL This is quite random, but it was really funny at the time...my sister was moidering her boyfriend to go up to bed but he was trying to listen to the tv and wasn't paying any attention, then he just randomly blurted out...

"Just shut up and observe me!!!"

rofl it made it more funny b/c of the position he was lying in at the time But we couldn't stop laughing for ages hehe
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[HobbitRockGod]

That's hilarious, Emma! Rofl!
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[Wickedgal]

here's a really random and stupid thing I did
I was on here the other day in the Spam section and we were talking about Dr Who so I said (being really clever):
"I hate Dr Who....but does anyone like LOST?"
ON FRIGGIN LOST VIDEO ISLAND
i literally kicked myself afterwards
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[Charmed_Charlee]

Ok this was really random but at the bus stop waiting for the bus I was with my 2 best friends and 3 guys came over:

Boy1: How old are you?
Mate: 16
Boy1: Single?
Mate 1: Yeah
Boy1: All of you?
Us: Yeah
Boy 1: Well there's 3 of us and 3 of you, can we have your numbers?

We just burst out laughing, I was like

[HobbitRockGod]

LOL, Charlee, that's creepy!

Haha, my friend and I are having a really amusing conversation on facebook. See, we have this inside joke that he is God, and I was telling him how my friend Katey and I decided we were going to get married (another inside joke) and he told me I was going to hell.

Anthony: fine then youre going to hell in isolation
Me: Nooo! not even tom sawyer will be with me? becuz he's going to hell you know.
Anthony: yeah but not in isolation only you. and michael jackson he creeps me out
Me: i'm in isolation w/michael jackson???? noooooooo!
Anthony: yep that's your punishment
Me: i think i'll break up with katey. will that help me avoid it?
Anthony: maybe. that and chocolate
Me: oh well i have no chocolate. actually i do. but i'll eat it first
Anthony: well then you're hellbound.
Me: oh crap.

Lolz, I thought it was funny.
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