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[marcus]

Here's ep 15. Not much to this ep really, just thought they haven't had much fun in a while with the "death", the Marci and a town full of bogans lately. And yes, the scene at the start is meant to be a small reference to you spamming five ppl with the "good ol' days."

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 1x15: Back to Normal-ish.

Day 62: The ‘Ooh La La’ Restaurant.

Aislynn, Nate, Vicky, Josh, Paul, Boone and Colin sat at the restaurant. They had escaped the Marci.

“So I guess things are kinda back to normal now, huh?” said Colin.

“Yeah, I guess.” Said Aislynn. “Except for the fact that since we met eachother our lives have never been normal.”

“Yeah.” Said Nate. “And I guess it’ll never quite be the same. I’m gonna miss those days in Bingachesh.”

“Bangladesh!” said Colin.

Vicky laughed. “You’re right…things are back to normal!”

“Yeah, but as Nate was saying, I’ll miss the days when it was just us five. The good ol’ days, with the five who were always there.” Said Aislynn.

“Oh, how nice!” said Paul, annoyed. “The good times were before I was around! I ruined everything, huh?”

“That’s not what we mean!” said Vicky.

“Well…”said Colin. “Actually it kinda is…”

“That’s not fair!” said Josh. “We brought more people to the group! Back then it was just you guys, a group of five!”

“Ah, yeah…good times.” Said Aislynn.

“Hmmph!” Paul stormed out to the bathroom. Josh followed. Once they had gone, the other five burst into laughter. They were really pleased to see Colin again.

Day 63: Paris.

Aislynn and Vicky walked around the shops of Paris.

“This is so cool!” said Vicky, excited. “Let’s go try on every piece of clothing then say it’s all not good enough!”

“Ooh yeah!” said Aislynn. “I’d love to try on all these French brands!”

“Meh, I just want to annoy those rich snobs in the shops!” said Vicky.

“Ooooooh!” said a man as soon as they walked into the shop. “You two look smashing!”

It didn’t take a genius to realise this person was gay. Aislynn began to laugh.

“Well, what are ya laughing at, girlfriend?” asked the man, dropping his hand.

“Err…nothing…”said Aislynn.

“Are you laughing at my homosexual qualities?” he snapped.

“You’re gay?” asked Aislynn, acting as if she never realised.

“We prefer the term ‘queer’.” Said the man. “Now leave this place immediately!”

Vicky and Aislynn left the shop, sniggering. “Hmm…”said Vicky. “I’ve got an idea…”


Two hours later the girls met up with Nate, Josh, Colin and Paul. Boone was still in a French version of McDonalds, called McChauder.

“Guys, we found this place with great big TV’s and lots of sport equipment!” boasted Vicky. The guys brightened up, excited.

“Where?” asked Paul.




“Ooooh, well, hello!” said the queer shopkeeper. Nate, Josh, Paul and Colin had all just walked in.

“How may I help you striking young lads?” asked the man.

“Errr…” said Nate. “Where are the footballs?”

“Footballs?” asked the man, confused. “Shoes with pom-poms on them went out of style ages ago!”

Nate looked confused. “Okay… um, got any cricket bats?”

“What?” asked the shopkeeper. “Here, let me show you some fashionable items.”

The guys still hadn’t caught on that he was gay, and hadn’t yet realised that several items of clothing were surrounding them.

“Here’s a nice little number.” Said the man, holding up a French shirt made of silk.

Suddenly Colin realised the man was gay. He whispered it to the others.

Once Paul had heard it he spoke up. “Um, I don’t think we want anything here. Sorry, bye!”

The gay man’s face drooped down. “Why not?” he asked. He looked like he was going to cry.


Fifteen mintutes later, the four guys walked out, wearing pink jackets. Vicky and Aislynn stared at them, then laughed like hyenas.

“Ha, ha. Very funny.” Said Josh.

Vicky stopped laughing. “Oh, come on. It was only a laugh! And we really didn’t expect you to buy anything!”

“He made us feel sorry for him!” said Colin, annoyed. “Stupid robbing homosexual!”

The girls kept laughing, until they finally calmed down.

“Okay, we have to get to the hotel.” Said Colin. “If I spend one more hour wearing this gay jacket I’ll commit suicide!”

The group headed back towards their hotel. “So, should we be continuing our journey tomorrow?” asked Aislynn.

“Yeah.” Replied Paul. “There should be a flight to America from here for fifty thousand bucks, right?”

“Ofcourse!” said Vicky. “But…you don’t think the Marci will follow us, do you?”

“Maybe…”said Nate.

“Well, they could do something awful to the plane!” said Vicky.

“I don’t think so. We’re pretty safe.” Said Josh.

“Actually…” said Colin. “Vicky’s right. The Marci have great skills with bombs and explosives. They’d be planning it right now.”

“Damn it!” said Paul. “Then we just have to walk to America or something?”

“Don’t be so negative!” said Josh. “I’ve got a friend in England who may be able to get us over to America without us going to the airport and being spotted by the Marci. He’s a pilot, named Matthew Fox.”

“Great!” said Aislynn. “So we’re headed for England!”

“England…”said Nate. “Isn’t that where the president of Poland lives?”

“You’re an idiot.” Muttered Colin.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[Polarbear]

Haha aw the poor spamming 5 have to deal with my coolness and my glass eye sigh. Looking forward to going to England next ep.
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[marcus]

Maybe not quite next ep. Thinking of having em go to Germany or something.

And ofcourse they're not really sposed to be the spamming five, since Aislynn and Boone aren't in the spamming five...but it was sort of a reference to em.
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[Aislynn]

marcus wrote:

“Don’t be so negative!” said Josh. “I’ve got a friend in England who may be able to get us over to America without us going to the airport and being spotted by the Marci. He’s a pilot, named Matthew Fox.”

Somewhere, Vicky just went WOOHOO!!!!! and doesn't even know why...

Yay! I mean, if I get to have two lovely Southern boys to fight over me, Vicky deserves one lousy Foxy, right?

Uh, that didn't come out quite the way I meant it... *sends apologies to Mr. Fox, Vicky, and all Foxyfans out there*

The poor guys in their pink jackets...

marcus wrote:

“If I spend one more hour wearing this gay jacket I’ll commit suicide!”

Well, haven't we ALL felt like that at some point in our lives?

Can't wait to see what's gonna happen next! I know, I say that every time, right? But it's true! At the end of the chapter, I ALWAYS think, "Dang! What's going to happen next? I can't wait to find out!"

~Aislynn

[marcus]

Thanks Aislynn. And there will be a bit of Micky or Vathew, whatever...but Foxy is just gonna be there as a guest star, not added to the main cast. Then again maybe Vicky will stay with him and the others will leave without her. And I actually dunno wot will happen so no use asking.
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[MovieGuy]

lol awesome

you really have no idea what's happening in the ifc do you? Oh, well. That might be good, my original plans for the season 1 finale of Nate changed drastically while I was writing it. Because the finale was supposed to end with Nate waking up in bed turning over and being shockedto see ho has just slept with. Instead it ended with maggie and Evi in my empty apartment and Nate getting attacked.

[Aislynn]

The best writing takes on a life of its own and goes where ever it wants, rather than where you planned for it to go!

[marcus]

I always have a bit of an idea what I'm gonna make happen in the next three eps, but I make up heaps on the spot too.

And Aislynn, that was deep.
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[MovieGuy]

Aislynn wrote:

The best writing takes on a life of its own and goes where ever it wants, rather than where you planned for it to go!

wow.... Amazing

[Aislynn]

*gasp* Wow, that was deep, wasn't it? I never knew I was so profound!



You guys...

~Aislynn

[MovieGuy]

so when is the next episode??

[MovieGuy]

and did I mention it's cool I'm back? Cuz it is.

[marcus]

Sorry, no new ep today. And I was hoping you'd mention you're happy to be back.
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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.

[MovieGuy]

[marcus]

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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.