Lost Video Island

[marcus]

LMAO really? Wow, they say it all the time over here! So I should change it then?

[MovieGuy]

I don't know.

Yeah, our FCC won't even let you show a guy sitting on a toilet anymore.

[marcus]

[MovieGuy]

and you can't say dick or dyke so the Dick Van Dyke Show doesn't air anymore

[marcus]

Ok, now I know you're making this up.

[MovieGuy]

Yeah but you can't say dyke and yo cant say dick unless it is someone's name

[fallen_angel]

LMAO awesome Marcus.......... however..................

I own the rights to the title of this story (coughcreditpleasecough)

so either change it or write me into it lol

[Aislynn]

marcus wrote:

LOL What's wrong with ********? It's not too G-Rated and it's not too much for Aislynn (I think).

Uhhhhh....

Okay, so I'm overly sensitive, what can I say??? I cringe when people cuss. Yes, even when Sawyer does it, so you know that it really runs deep, 'cause I luvs that Southern boy, ya know... I just have a serious curse allergy. I get all twitchy when I come in contact with it!

Example:

Random person: "Why you big blanking blankety-blank! I oughta come over there and just blank your blanky face until you can't blank any more!"

Aislynn: *begins sneezing uncontrollably, eyes water, throat begins to tighten up, has to inject herself with some anti-curse medication before the condition becomes life-threatening*

See what I mean?

Okay, so I don't want to be a kill-joy, by any means, but when it comes to cursing, it just bugs me for some reason. It's a pet peeve. Some people have dogs. Some have cats. Some have pet rocks. I have pet peeves!

Aislynn's Personal Rule When It Comes To Cursing:

I don't.



As to what constitutes a curse word to me:

1) Would your mama faint if you walked up and said it to her in a pleasant tone of voice? Or an unpleasant tone, for that matter...

2) Would you care if somebody called your favorite relative by it? Or you, if they weren't joking around?

3) Man, I really AM obsessed with lists, huh?

My feeling is that everybody I've met here at LVI is smart enough to not have to fall back on lazy writing. And that's basically all cursing is, after all.

Wow, I really do like my lists, huh? I wonder how many of my posts have had lists in them? Wait, I don't think I really want to know after all...

Thank you for cleaning up parts 1 and 2 for me, Marcus! *HUG*

~Aislynn, Mystical, Ageless Being and Author of the best-selling "Yes, You CAN Say 'Crap' Instead Of $*^@ By Following This Easy, 815 Step Program!"



Marcus: "Dang, why did I ever get involved with writing this Crazy American Chick's* biography???"



*I figure I've gotta be a relative of Danielle, the Crazy French Chick... Maybe a second cousin or so?

[Aislynn]

Oh, and we've gotta have Vicky, Warrior Princess, in here somewhere, right?

[marcus]

Hmm...Okay, but what if someone actually does deserve to be called a dickhead? This Dad of yours is a very annoying person, and deserves to be called that. I'm not gonna have much of that word either, infact probably none more, but I really think he deserves to be called that. Well, if not, can ya please tell me what to replace it with?

And yes, I'll add Vicky in as soon as I find a part for her.

[Aislynn]

marcus wrote:

Well, if not, can ya please tell me what to replace it with?

Jerk
Moron
Idiot
Bad Person

[MovieGuy]

you can't say [spoiler:6744f1ab4f]dickhead, fuck, pussy, fag, faggot, assHOLE, GODdamn, shit, shitbag, shite, shitty shitty toad boy or fucking dipshit assshole[/spoiler:6744f1ab4f] on network TV.

Comedy Central however you CAN say [spoiler:6744f1ab4f]dickhead, pussy, fag, faggot, asshole, and goddamn[/spoiler:6744f1ab4f]

[Aislynn]

*sneeze*

[marcus]

Aislynn wrote:

marcus wrote: Well, if not, can ya please tell me what to replace it with? Jerk Moron Idiot Bad Person

Okay, I can work with those.

And shut up, MG. Stop scaring Aislynn.

[Aislynn]

Thank you, Marcus! It was getting very scary in here!