Lost Video Island

[MovieGuy]

well, there will be a new one tomorrow rigght? RIGHT?

[marcus]

Maybe. I've been at the cricket today and will be again tomorrow. I'll make it up to you guys some day and have two episodes in one day (if i cant make one tomorrow, two 2-episode days. )

Sorry.
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[Polarbear]

West Indies?
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[marcus]

Yeh lol.
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[fallen_angel]

Aislynn wrote:

marcus wrote: “Don’t be so negative!” said Josh. “I’ve got a friend in England who may be able to get us over to America without us going to the airport and being spotted by the Marci. He’s a pilot, named Matthew Fox.” Somewhere, Vicky just went WOOHOO!!!!! and doesn't even know why...

Yes I was wondering why I suddenly started screaming and jumping up and down for joy for no reason lol Well all i can say is I am very much looking forward to the next ep indeed.... it's gonna get so much better from here ... right marcus
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[marcus]

Okay, Matthew comes in the next ep, but this one's set in Germany. There's a LOT of love triangle in this one. I only realised today how weirder love triangle this is. Nate is secretly dating Aislynn, Josh has a crush on Aislynn, which Nate knows of but Aislynn suspects nothing of, and the only one who knows completely what's going on is Paul, who's now stuck in the middle. I like the messiness.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 1x16: Would you like lies with that?

Day 68: A small hotel in Germany.

Nate woke up, rubbing his head. “What the hell happened last night?”

“You got drunk.” Said Paul. “Duh! Typical day for you, isn’t it?”

“Shut up!” snapped Nate, getting up. “So…did anything…bad happen?”

“You mean did someone find out that you and Aislynn are dating?” asked Josh.

“Yeah.” Said Nate, worried.

“No.” replied Paul. “But it got very close! Look, I’m sick of having to come up with a story while you guys sneak off! If you leave me to make up lies on my own one more time I’m gonna tell ‘em about your affair!”

“Fine!” said Nate. “We won’t leave you to make up excuses!”

“Good.”

Nate looked around the place. “Where are we, anyway?” he asked.

Aislynn walked in. “We’re in Germany. I’d tell you the name of the town but I can’t really pronounce it.”

“Hmm…” said Nate, interested. “Germany…isn’t that the place where everyone’s obsessed with sausages?”

Aislynn laughed. “That’s just a stereotypical view of the country, Nate!” she said. “They don’t live on meat and pork!”

Just then, Colin, Josh and Vicky came through the apartment door.

“We brought tons of sausages!” yelled Colin.

“You can’t walk down that street without hundreds of people coming up to you asking if you wanna buy their meat!” exclaimed Paul.

“And pork.” Added Vicky.

Nate stared at Aislynn. “Stereotypical, eh?” he laughed. “Okay, I’m going out! I gotta see this!”


The group ran out to the busy street. A man walked by with a small hot dog stand on wheels.

“Hotdogs, get yer’ hot dogs here!” he yelled.

“Hotdogs?” asked Nate. “I’ll have one, please!”

The man handed Nate an odd looking roast object, that looked nothing like a normal hotdog. “Err…” said Paul. “I think that’s actually a dog that’s been roasted.”

“AHH!” Nate screamed and dropped it.

“That’s awul!” said Aislynn. She began to cry. She was a great animal lover. Nate went over to her and gave her a hug. Suddenly he remembered the little secret they were sharing.

“Err…” Nate thought on the spot, then said “Come on, everyone! Group hug!”

The group went over to hug Aislynn. That had been a close one.

“Come on.” Said Josh. “Let’s go back inside.”

The group went back inside the hotel room. Aislynn sat down on the bed. She called for Boone. “Come here, Boone!” she said. She whistled. “Boone?”

Vicky and Colin began to look around for Boone. The others followed.

“Now let’s think.” Said Colin. “Where was the last place you left it?”

Aislynn stared at Colin strangely. “It’s a living thing, not a lost piece of clothing!”

“Oh…” said Colin. “Right. Sorry!”

“Wait!” said Josh. “What’s this?” He picked up something on top of his bed’s pillow. It was a brochure.

Aislynn scanned her eyes down the page, then gasped. “They’ve taken Boone!” she cried. “They’re going to make him food!”

“What?!?” Nate said, running over. “Oh god!”

“Don’t worry!” said Josh. “We’ll find him!”

Josh put on his heroic face, smiling like James Bond, only with dimples.

“Yes. We’ll get your pig back.” Said Nate, trying to do the same smile. It didn’t work, and he ended up looking like Kermit the Frog after running into a brick wall.

Aislynn brightened up a bit. “Oh, thankyou, Nate!” she ran forward and kissed him. Paul rolled his eyes. These two weren’t very good at keeping secrets.

“Err…” said Aislynn, looking at Josh’s confused, and slightly annoyed stare. “And you too, Josh!” She kissed him too. Nate and Paul both rolled there eyes at the lame excuse, but Josh was entirely pleased with it.


The group ran into the German pork restaurant. “Hey!” yelled Paul, leaping past the waiter at the front. He ran up to a bald man wearing a suit. “You the manager?”

“No!” said the man. “I’m just a customer!”

“A likely story!” replied Paul, and threw him to the ground.

“Paul!” yelled Vicky.

“Sorry.” Said Paul, embarrassed. “I really enjoy punching people though.”

“Then save it for the real manager!” laughed Aislynn.

The group ran through another set of doors, into the back of the restaurant. Nate looked around the place, then saw a man with a thick beard, a large chef’s hat on, and a nametag saying “Manager” in big, bold letters.

“D’ya think that’s the manager?” asked Nate. Colin nodded, and they all ran towards him.

“Hey!” said Josh. “Give us back the pig!”

“Excuse me?” asked the manager.

“My pig!” yelled Aislynn. “I want my pet pig back!”

“Sorry, but we’re not giving you any of our pigs, even if they were once yours!” replied the manager.

“But you stole him from me!” yelled Aislynn. “Right out of my apartment!”

“I am not giving you any pigs!” repeated the manager.

“Fine.” Said Josh. “We’ll just get him on our own!” He knocked the manager out with a single punch, while the others fought off the other chefs and waiters. Nate ran to the back with Vicky, where there was an entire pen of pigs and hogs, ready to be cooked and eaten.

“How do we know which one’s Boone?” asked Vicky.

“Get Aislynn in here!” yelled Nate. Aislynn quickly ran through. One of the pigs began to jump up and down. Nate grabbed him.

“Boone!” said Aislynn, taking him out of Nate’s hands. Josh, Colin and Paul quickly ran through aswell.

“Okay.” Said Josh. “We’d better go!”

“Wait!” said Aislynn. “We can’t let all of these other pigs just stay here and get eaten!”

“You wanna free them all?” asked Josh. “I’m sorry, Aislynn, but we really can’t do that!”

“Oh, come on Josh!” said Aislynn, begging him.

“No!” replied Josh. “Look, I wish we could save them, but it won’t…”

“You animal hater, Josh!” said Nate, opening the pen. Fifty pigs went running out of the pen, back through the kitchen, and the restaurant. The group followed, with Boone at their side. Chefs, waiters and customers all ran after them, but Vicky and Paul who were at the back, kicked them away.


Day 69: Back in the hotel.

“So…” said Nate, locking the door to their apartment. “How much longer ‘til we get to England?”

“Not so long.” Said Paul. “We’re more than halfway there.”

“Great!” said Colin.

“So, what’s this Matthew guy like, Josh?” asked Vicky.

“I think you’ll like him, Vicky.” Replied Josh. “He’s a really nice guy.”

Boone snorted. Josh stared at him. “By the way,” he said to Nate. “I actually am an animal lover, not hater.”

“I know.” Said Nate. “Sorry about that.” Josh shrugged, as if he hadn’t listened. They weren’t getting along as well as they were before. Aislynn had started a love triangle that seemed invisible to everyone, including her. But it was there. Paul could see it.

“Come on, guys!” called Aislynn. The group walked out of their hotel and continued the journey to England.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[Polarbear]

lol Aislynn and Nate are really bad at keeping their secret. I expected Nate to grab her butt when he hugged her Oh well great ep Marcus looking forward to England.
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[Aislynn]

Polarbear wrote:

lol Aislynn and Nate are really bad at keeping their secret. I expected Nate to grab her butt when he hugged her

So that's who that was! Guess I should've checked before I punched that guy standing in line behind me in the supermarket, huh?

marcus wrote:

“Hmm…” said Nate, interested. “Germany…isn’t that the place where everyone’s obsessed with sausages?” Aislynn laughed. “That’s just a stereotypical view of the country, Nate!” she said. “They don’t live on meat and pork!” Just then, Colin, Josh and Vicky came through the apartment door. “We brought tons of sausages!” yelled Colin. “You can’t walk down that street without hundreds of people coming up to you asking if you wanna buy their meat!” exclaimed Paul. “And pork.” Added Vicky.

That just made me laugh really hysterically! Just picturing all the rampant meat-pushers lining the streets out there... Too funny!

marcus wrote:

Josh put on his heroic face, smiling like James Bond, only with dimples.

*dreamy sigh*

marcus wrote:

Nate went over to her and gave her a hug. Suddenly he remembered the little secret they were sharing. “Err…” Nate thought on the spot, then said “Come on, everyone! Group hug!” The group went over to hug Aislynn. That had been a close one.

Group hug!!! *too bad we don't have that group hug smiley over here like they do at LM 'cause it would work really well at this moment*

marcus wrote:

“So, what’s this Matthew guy like, Josh?” asked Vicky. “I think you’ll like him, Vicky.” Replied Josh. “He’s a really nice guy.”

*starts Official Countdown Until Vicky Meets Matthew Fox*

Yet another classic chapter, Marcus! When the pigs ran free, I practically wanted to leap to my feet and cheer!

Can't wait for more!

~Aislynn

[marcus]

lol thanx Aislynn. Foxy's first ep is being written now.
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[lostzilla]

What's with the Kermit thing?
Other than that, great ep Marci.
So how bout Foxy/Vicky/Nate triangle??
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[marcus]

Do you really want THAT much competition? No way.
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[lostzilla]

ok fine I'll leave Vick to Foxy.
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[marcus]

Okay, here's ep 17. No real Micky stuff here, just a bit of a "preview". And I made a lot of jokes about Foxy and Josh actually planning making LOST. Enjoy!

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 1x17: London, Baby!

Day 73: London, England.

“This is it!” said Josh, excited. “This is Matthew’s house!”

The house was a small little English home that desperately needed a new coat of paint. And a more stable roof. Infact it really needed to be rebuilt.

“Err…” said Aislynn. “What does this guy do for a living, exactly?”

“Oh, he’s a garbageman.” Said Josh. “But he’s trying to become an actor.”

“Yup, just like you, Josh!” came a voice. The group turned around to see a man who was quite tall, with a nice, trimmed haircut. He had a large amount of stubble, but somehow he had kept it all nice and straight.

“Oh…” said Josh. “Yeah, just like me, Foxy.”

“You’re an actor, Josh?” asked Colin.

“Yeah.” Said Josh. “I…kinda forgot to mention that.”

“We’re planning on this great new TV show!” said Matthew. “Us and a group of other friends.”

“Yeah, it’s called LOST!” exclaimed Josh.

“It’s about these guys that crash on an island and they’re being attacked by a monster and there are other people after them and a giant pink elephant is disguised as one of them!” said Matthew.

“Wait!” said Josh. “I thought we cut that last bit out!”

“Oh…yeah.” Said Matthew, disappointed. “We’ve replaced it with flashbacks showing guys making out with their sisters.”

“Okay…” said Nate. “Err, good luck with that.”


“So, what do you guys want for dinner?” asked Matthew.

“Oh, you don’t have to cook for us, Matt! Just get some take-away.” Said Aislynn.

“Yeah, that’s what I meant.” Said Matthew.

“Oh…right.” Vicky laughed.

“Get something hot!” said Colin. “I haven’t had anything spicy for ages!”

“Tacos, then?” asked Matthew.

The group nodded, and Matthew walked out to his car to drive to the Taco Bell nearby. Vicky ran after him.

“Want some company?” asked Vicky.

“Oh, yeah, sure!” said Matthew.

“Cool.” Vicky hopped in the car. “So… this island show sounds…interesting.”

“Ooh, yeah, I forgot to mention there’s a bald guy who can see dead people!” said Matthew.

“Oh. Well…this just keeps getting better and better.” Said Vicky unconvincingly.

Matthew got angry. “You may laugh now but one day it will be the greatest show of mankind! A man like JJ doesn’t waste his time with stuff like this!”

“JJ? Err, that’s a…nice name.” Said Vicky, trying to make him forget what had just happened.

“Shut up.” Replied Matthew.

“Look, I really am sorry.” Said Vicky. “Please forgive me?”

Matthew looked at Vicky and started moving his head around strangely, then said “Okay. I forgive ya.”


Meanwhile, at Matthew’s house, Aislynn was sweeping the carpet.

“What the hell are you cleaning someone else’s house for?” asked Nate.

“I can’t bear to see someone’s house like this!” said Aislynn. “It’s almost as bad as the Marci’s place!”

“Not as bad as the Bogan Inn.” Laughed Paul.


“Seven large tacos plus a Kids Meal with the pig toy, please.” Said Matthew to the little box that takes people’s orders.

“Frrshhh Msssssh Keppuuuuil!” said the little box.

“Err…” said Matthew. “I beg your pardon?”

“Foooooooooooozzz Biiiiiiiing Flishowie!” said the box again.

“Damn, the box is broken.” Said Vicky. “Let’s just go in and order at the counter.”

The two of them walked into the Taco Bell restaurant, and went up to the counter.

“Fizzle Shhhhhhhhhhh Ballingdingssssss shapowie!” said the woman at the front.

“What the?” said Matthew.

“Shing Bing Facksihy?”

“Let’s get out of here!” said Vicky.


Vicky and Matthew walked into Matthew’s house.

“Hey guys.” Said Aislynn, hiding the vacuum cleaner behind her.

“Where’s our food?” asked Colin. “I’m starving!”

“Sorry.” Said Matthew. “Everyone in the shop was speaking jibberish!”

Colin looked confused at first, then stared nervously. “Err…” he began. “Did it sound something like this… mitchingvzzzzzz patinklavomie karowie?”

“Yes!” said Vicky, amazed. “How did you…”

“It’s the Marci!” said Colin, worried. “They were trying out this weird thing where they morph into other people’s bodies as a disguise. The only problem is, they lose some of their brain cells and speak like freaks.”

“Oh god!” said Aislynn, dropping a bottle of Windex. “They’re coming after us! And now with disguises?”

“Foxy, you have to fly us off, first thing tomorrow morning!” said Josh.

“Alright.” Said Matthew. He winked and nodded. Vicky looked at him. She was beginning to really like him.

“Anyway, what can we eat now?” asked Paul.

“Want some two-minute noodles?” asked Aislynn, pulling a packet out of the cupboard.

“Are you sure?” asked Matthew. “They’re so hard to make!”

Aislynn stared at him. “You really need to learn how to cook and clean!”

“I will…” said Matthew. “As soon as I’ve gotten married…and once LOST is the most popular show on TV, ofcourse.”

“Hmm…good luck with that.” Muttered Nate.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[MovieGuy]

That was pretty good. Not the best thoguh.

How many eps left?? 7?

[lostzilla]

Micky....
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