Lost Video Island

[marcus]

You'll see. We're only at episode 6, plenty of time for that. And then once you get together there's the whole Naislynn/Jolynn love triangle.
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[lostzilla]

LOL yeah cant wait for that Marci.
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[Aislynn]

MovieGuy wrote:

Replace me with Pauly. It can besome emotional episode in which I die or something. I die saving that damn pig. So, yeah. Kill me put Paul in.

Ahem. So sorry, MG, but you can't be killed off. Because this is a 100% COMPLETELY accurate account of my life. And you didn't die. And please don't die just so you can escape my fic, BTW. That would be a bit excessive...

There's room enough in my fic for EVERYBODY! *sings "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing" even though it really has no particular meaning right now*

So, MG can get dramatically wounded whilst saving said pig. Just don't cook his bacon or anything... Okay, bad choice of phrasing when there's a pig in the mix, huh? That was very un-PC of me...



*waves to Harry* Hi, Harry! Nice to see ya! (Though I'm squinting at your avi because it'll give me weird 8-bit Nintendo flashbacks if I stare too long... ) I have to say, though, if you want to see something funny, it's watching that avi load through dial-up one frame at a time. I swear, I looked like a curious puppy, turning my head, going, "What in the world is Mario-- Oh, wait a minute! Is he--??? Ohhhhh, okaaaaay..."

Eagerly anticipating the Jolynn, but of course! Oh, and the Naislynn, too, Nate! Not meaning to leave out my second favorite Southern boy, you know...

And, just so everybody knows, I DID ask MG what he prefer me to call him and that was what he agreed to. Didn't you, MG? *waits for MG to deny it* I'd be just as happy to call you Colin, which happens to be one of my favorite names (no lie! I'd NEVER lie about a favorite name! ). Anytime you want me to change up, just let me know...

There, now my disclaimers are firmly in place and we can now get back to breathlessly waiting for the next chapter of...

*drum roll*

"The Story About MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

As I personally call it.

Great chapter, Marcus!

XOXOXOXO,
Aislynn

[marcus]

Okay, MG won't die. But Polarbear can't be a main character...he can be in atleast five though.

And I know MG's happy with everything he gets called, I just thought I'd put that running joke in since he has like five nicknames!
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[marcus]

Oh wait a minute...I just realised you're saying he's out of the fic but doesn't die, right? If that is what you're saying, Paul can be a main character.
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[Aislynn]

I'm saying... Uh... Er...

Ah, brother. I have no idea what I'm saying! Work it out amongst yourselves! I just don't want MG to get taken out if he really didn't want to be, you know?

Uhhhhhhh, how about's he has to go to hospital after the dramatic pig-saving incident? (Gee, how many times in life do you get to say THAT, huh? ) That way he could return at a later date!

Compromise, it's the Aislynn Way!

Wait, I think that's supposed to be "Southern Dimples, that's the Aislynn Way." But compromising is good, too!

~Aislynn

[Aislynn]

Oh, and you know I luvs Pauly, so I'd be as tickled pink as a little flower in the sunshine on the south side of the court house at high noon to have him in the fic, too!

~Aislynn
Owner of "Weird Metaphors R Us," a thriving business since 2PM yesterday...

[fallen_angel]

Just kill Boone off and bring Pauly into it,..... then you'll still have five main characters
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[marcus]

I may kill Boone, I may kill MG, I may wound MG, I may bring in Paul then kill him, I may bring Paul in for good....you guys have given me so many options, I'm not gonna tell you what happens! Ooooh suspense!
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[fallen_angel]

ooooooooo how exciting.... i'm loving the suspense lol
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[lostzilla]

I'll say Kill Boone!!
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[MovieGuy]

kill me. It'll be awesome. And make it one of those overly sad deaths were a whole ep is them crying and shit

[marcus]

I'm not necessarily killing you. I've made up my mind, I'm not gonna tell you guys. And you don't find out in this ep either. This ep is where the love triangle begins...

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 1x07: Love, Booze and Bruises.

Day 51: Dhaka.

Josh Holloway sped up on his horse, or donkey…or zebra. He had reached Dhaka after searching for a beautiful woman he believed to be called Aislynn.

“Excuse me!” he called to a man nearby. “Would you like to buy this horse…donkey…zebra… type…thing?”

The man looked at him strangely. “You mean your Bongo?”

“Um…is that what you call these things?” asked Josh.

“Ofcourse!” said the man, as if everyone should have known this. “The Bongo is native to Bangladesh!”

“Bangladesh? I thought this was St Louis!” he replied, confused. The man shook his head in annoyance. “Well…anyway…” continued Josh. “Have you seen a woman named Aislynn and a bunch of her friends?”

“That bunch of freaks?” asked the man. “They’re heading off on a Cruise Ship this afternoon! Infact…” he looked at his watch. “It’ll be heading off in about ten minutes!”

Josh left his Bongo and ran over to the large boat…


Day 52: The Cruise Ship.

Nate sat at the bar with Colin. Aislynn and Vicky had just gone off for a swim.

“So,” said Colin, as Nate finished his third beer. “You like Aislynn, eh?”

“What?!?” coughed Nate, acting as if it weren’t true.

Colin continued. “I can tell…I’m not stupid!”

“Yeah, but ya sure come from a stupid country.” Muttered Nate.

“Shut up!” said Colin. He lowered his voice. “I’ll make a deal with you…I won’t tell Aislynn you have a thing for her if you stop with the Bangladesh jokes.”

Nate thought about this for a moment. “Deal!” he finally said, shaking hands with Colin. “But just between you and me…” he whispered. “I think I may have a chance.”

What greeted Nate with these words was a punch in the face. And surprisingly not from Colin. Nate looked up to see a blonde man with a short beard and long hair. He looked familiar. Then it hit him…It was the man from the plane who had caught Aislynn!

Nate looked scared. “Err…Aislynn’s not here, she’s gone back to China.” He said in a cowardly voice.

“Don’t be stupid!” said the man. “I’m gonna find your girl and get her to fall in love with me before she even considers you!”

Suddenly Nate’s expression turned from scared to confused. “You…want to be her…umm…lover?”


Meanwhile, Aislynn dived into the nice, refreshing pool.

“Woohoo!” she yelled as she came back up. “I can’t believe I’ve never done this before!”

“You’ve never swam?” asked Vicky, amazed.

Aislynn shook her head. “Well…our town had a water hole we used to swim in, until someone died of pneumonia after swimming there.”

“Oh…”said Vicky. “Okay…”

Aislynn went back up, ready to perform another dive. But she never made that dive. Someone stopped her in her path. She stared at the man. It was the man she had kissed on the plane. Josh Holloway.

Aislynn thought this was the end. “Vicky, run!” she yelled, and Vicky headed for the Exit. Aislynn got out of Josh’s grip and headed for the exit with her. Josh followed her. “Wait!” he called. “I don’t want to arrest you!”

But it was too late. Aislynn and Vicky had jumped over the edge of the ship, into freezing cold seas. Josh stopped, upset. Nate and Colin ran past him, and jumped into the water aswell. Then Josh decided to join them. He dived into the water!

Aislynn stared as the “sweet southern boy” made the spectacular dive in awe. Nate rolled his eyes. Josh yelled over the humming noise of the boat, “I want to be your friend. All of you!”

“What?” asked Aislynn. “Really? You’re not chasing us?”

“No.” said Josh. “Infact…” he paused. “I particularly want to get to know you better.”

Aislynn took this as nothing more than a friendly gesture. But Nate knew what it really was. Normally Nate would get along well with someone like Josh. They were very similar. But when they were fighting over a girl, Josh had something Nate didn’t have. Well, a lot of things actually…

But they all fell under one category – good looks. Great looks infact. Nate knew Aislynn found Josh attractive. So as they swam to a nearby piece of land, Nate thought of a plan. A plan to get Josh away from Aislynn.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[marcus]

List of people who are safe in the show at the moment...

1.Aislynn (Obviously)
2.Nate
3.Vicky
4.Josh

Everyone else has a chance of dying. "Paul" (the quotation marks are cos i never call him Paul LOL) is introduced next ep, but he could die that very episode. Either him or Colin or Boone.

And I'm not gonna have a damn emotional ep. I'm sick of those.

Paul dies = who cares?? He's a new guy!

Colin dies = Nate goes back to insulting Bangladesh!

Boone dies = Aislynn is upset, which means Nate and Josh will try to comfort her!

So no annoying emotional boredom, it'll be funny.



And look, I just made two Aislynn-style lists! Woohoo!
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[lostzilla]

btw Marci Im good looking!!!
what are u talking bout?

Kill Boone!
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