Lost Video Island

[marcus]

LOL I guess it's kinda like that.
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[marcus]

Okay, here's ep 4, where we meet Colin.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn.
By Marcus Doherty

Episode 1x04: A Big Bang…ladesh.

Day 38: Bangladesh.

“Ahhhh!!!” came the loud voices of three people and a hog. Aislynn, Vicky, Nate, and Boone the pig all came zooming down in the sky on their parachutes.

“Where the hell are we going?” shouted Aislynn.

“How am I sposed to know?” Nate yelled back.

The group got closer and closer to a patch of some strange country. It was raining heavily. Suddenly, lightning struck.

“Oh no” shouted Vicky. Great big bursts of wind came down, sending the parachutes down…

“BANG!”

They had crashed into a house. If you could call it that. Even before they had hit it, Aislynn was sure the place badly needed some love and care.

“What the hell is going on?!?” came a voice. A man just as messy as the house itself came running out.

“What the…who are you people?” he asked.

“Where are we?” asked Vicky.

“Whatcha mean ‘where are we’? You’re obviously in Bangladesh, with such terrible weather.”

“What on Earth is Bangladesh?” asked Aislynn.

“I think it’s some type of ice-cream.” Muttered Nate.

“It’s a country!” snapped the man. “Now, mind telling me who you guys are and why you just came crashing into my house.”

Aislynn and Nate told the man everything that had gotten them into this country. After asking several questions, the man decided they were alright people.

“Alright, come inside.” He gestured. “My name’s Colin, by the way.”

“Hi, Colin. Can I call you Potter?” asked Nate randomly. He was still slightly drunk from all the drinks on the plane.

“Where’d that come from?” asked Colin.

“I dunno. Just think it’s a cool name, that’s all.”

“Ok…well, no, you can’t call me Potter.” He said, still confused.

“Okay, Potter” replied Nate.

“Well, can I call you MovieGuy then?” asked Vicky.

“Um, I guess so… but why?”

“I like movies, and I think you’re a Guy.” Said Vicky.

“Well…fair enough, I spose. And yes, obviously I am a guy.” He said, slightly angry.

“Well, can I call you MG as an abbreviation of MovieGuy?” asked Aislynn.

Finally Colin was getting annoyed.

“What’s wrong with calling me Colin?!?” he yelled. “Stop using random names! You don’t see me calling Vicky… fallen angel!”

Vicky smiled. “You can call me an angel if you want.”

“Grrrr!!!”

Colin stormed into the half-broken house. The group stared for a while, until Nate broke the silence.

“Why is Potter so angry?” he said.

They walked in, laughing.

After the nickname crisis, the five of them seemed to get along pretty well. About five days later, Aislynn decided it was time they decided how to get to America.

“So you guys are headed for the United States?” asked Colin.

“Yeah…” said Nate. “Got an airport here in Bongakesh?”

“Bangladesh!” Colin corrected him. “Stop insulting our country.”

“Sorry…” said Nate, sniggering. “Well, do you have an airport here?”

“Not nearby here.” Said Colin. “But there is one in the big city.”

“What’s that called?” asked Nate.

“I’m not even gonna tell you. I know you’re going to turn the name of the city into a dirty word.”

Vicky and Aislynn laughed. “Okay.” Said Aislynn. “So I guess tomorrow we’ll have to leave you, MG.”

“For the last time don’t call me that!” said Colin. “And I should really come with you if you’re travelling through my country. I don’t think you’d be able to make it on your own.”

“Oh, thankyou, Colin!” said Aislynn, jumping forward to hug him…

“STOP!” yelled Colin.

“What?”

“Sorry…” said Colin quietly. “I’m allergic to hugs.”

“What kind of person is allergic to hugs?” asked Vicky.

“Me, that’s who!” said Colin.

Nate butted in. “You sure you’re not just gay?”

“Yes, you fool! Shut up!”

So Aislynn, Nate, Vicky and Boone were to travel to the city of a very strange country with a man who was allergic to hugs. Aislynn knew it would be a long trip.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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[fallen_angel]

LMAO this is hilarious Marcus... good work
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[lostzilla]

hehehe awesome Marci!
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[MovieGuy]

funny

[lostzilla]

MArci were gonna have a threesome in next ep right LOL
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[marcus]

Thanks guys.

lostzilla wrote:

MArci were gonna have a threesome in next ep right LOL

Who? If you want a threesome in a fic ask Harry.
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[marcus]

Alright, here's ep 5, where the Marci return along with a new Villian that Aislynn often goes on about in the SPAM threads.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn
By Marcus Doherty.

Episode 1x05: Dialing Problems

Day 45: On the Road to the City.

“Come on!” said Nate angrily.

“No.” replied Colin for the hundredth time.

“I swear I won’t insult the name of the city. Just tell me what it is!”

Colin paused. He walked back towards Nate as everyone else stopped walking.

“You swear on your life?” he asked.

“Absolutely.”

“Okay…the capital of Bangladesh is… Dhaka.”

Nate tried to hold in his laughter, but couldn’t help it. He burst out laughing.

“Ha! Dhaka! Why does everything in your country sound like a type of pasta?”

Colin grunted, and kept walking.

“I wish you’d stop annoying him.” Said Aislynn quietly. “He’s being very helpful in our journey.”

“I agree.” Said Nate. “It’s nice to have some comic relief.”

“Oh, shut up.” Said Vicky.

The days went on as the group travelled to Dhaka. Eventually Nate had ran out of jokes about the city’s name, which gave everyone some piece and quiet.

These days were fairly uneventful, until one particular morning…

Aislynn woke up after they had camped in a patch of land for the night. She could hear the strange sound of large hollow drums.

She nudged Vicky. “Psst…” she said. “Can you hear that?”

“Yeah…what is that?” asked Vicky as she rubbed her eyes.

“I dunno. But it’s coming closer.”

Aislynn quickly went to wake the others up. They all quickly ran behind a large tree that had fallen down, just as the noise came extremely close. They could see soldiers marching in the distance.

“Oh, no.” said Vicky. “Is it the Nazis?”

“Worse.” Replied Nate. “It’s the Marci!”

Aislynn shuddered as the group got into view. Marcus 1 was up the front in a strange guard costume. He still had a name tag on saying his name, aswell as one offering free coupons, next to a ton of badges.

“I know you’re out there!” he said. “You bunch of freaks with the hog! Now get out here and fight!”

Colin looked confused. “Who are these guys?” he whispered.

“Long story.” Said Aislynn. “Basically, they’re a bunch of clones.”

“Well, duh! I can see that!” snapped Colin, forgetting to lower his voice. Marcus 1, 2, 3 and 4 jumped out behind the rock and grabbed the whole group.

Nate tried to scare them off by reminding them he was a farmer.

“Oh, we’re not scared of farmers anymore.” Said Marcus 1. “Not since we got our great new leader!”

The Marci cheered.

“Oh, and who’s that?” asked Aislynn. “Marcus 100000?”

“No. His name is Dial-up.”

Yet again Nate burst into laughter, and Colin actually joined him.

“Dial-up? Oh, man, his parents must’ve been absolute idiots to give him that name!”

“SILENCE!” shouted Marcus 1. “Behold, in all his glory…Dial-up!”

A big man with a thick handlebar moustache came out from behind the huge army.

The group were shocked for words.

“Uh-oh.” Said Aislynn quietly.

“Ha!” laughed Dial-up. “You dare take on me and the Marci?”

“Can’t we just take on the Marci and not you?” asked Nate. “The team members aren’t exactly fair."

“NO!” yelled Marcus 1 and Dial-up at the same time.

Aislynn had really had enough of this bunch of morons. She jumped onto Boone and dived onto Dial-up.

“Ahh!” he yelled. “Someone, get ‘em off me!”

Several Marci tried to stop her, but Vicky and Colin kicked them out of the way.

Marcus 1 turned towards Nate.

“Let’s fight.” Said Nate, turning to his side.

“Okay.” Replied Marcus 1. “But how ‘bout ya turn and face me like a man?”

“How bout’ I throw a plank of wood at you and run off with the others?”

Nate threw a large piece of tree trunk at Marcus 1, who fell to the ground. He was dead. The Marci ran off, scared.

Meanwhile, Vicky and Colin held down Dial-up, while Aislynn continuously bashed his head in. Finally, Dial-up broke free and ran off with the Marci like a sissy little girl.

“I hate Dial-up!” growled Aislynn. It would not be the last time she’d use those words. The group nodded, and decided to continue their journey to Dhaka.


Meanwhile, on a dodgy hill somewhere else in Bangladesh, a man emerged. He was looking for Aislynn, and would do anything he could to get to her. His name was Josh Holloway, and he was following their track.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[lostzilla]

hehehe So I killed one of the Marci!
Nate rocks.


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[marcus]

There's still like a million other Marci, so it's not that bigger deal.
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marcus wrote:

“I hate Dial-up!” growled Aislynn. It would not be the last time she’d use those words.

Oh, I'm dyin' here, LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! It's about time somebody immortalized those words in a work of fiction!

marcus wrote:

Meanwhile, on a dodgy hill somewhere else in Bangladesh, a man emerged. He was looking for Aislynn, and would do anything he could to get to her. His name was Josh Holloway, and he was following their track.

*GASP* I'm over here!!!! *waves frantically*

This fic is officially certified "Squee-worthy" by the Raving Sawyerette Association of the Known Universe. RSAKU (great name, huh? ruh-SAKU! ) gives it a 21 Squee Salute!

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Rock on, Marcus! Can't wait for the next part!

~Aislynn

[marcus]

LOL I'm a big fan of the RSAKU's work. I think they also make fried rice. Thanks, Aislynn.
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[Aislynn]

Fried rice and killer Southern Egg Rolls with Dimple Sauce for dipping...

Thank you, Marcus! I'm sooooo lovin' this!

~Aislynn

[marcus]

Why? You know what happens, right? After all, this is 100% based on your life....
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[Aislynn]

*smacks forehead* D'oh! That's right, but of course!

Well... Thanks for writing it down so accurately!