Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 16336 Location: Searching for Middle Earth
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:11 am Post subject:
Dear Alex, You are the shiz. I have said this multiple times on other forums. Please dump Karl and go live with your now-cool mom OR with the Losties.
Dear Sayid and Sun, Congrats on being the ONLY characters I have never disliked. (Okay, Charlie came pretty close to you two, but I was mad at him for about fifteen minutes once.) But still, you guys rock! Stay cool!
Dear Ben, I don't know why, but you're pretty cool. Don't die. You're the bad guy I love to hate.
Dear Mikhail, Are you dead yet?
Dear Locke, How come you didn't die?
Dear Jacob, Are you Ben's imaginary friend? I think you are.
Dear Juliet, You are yet another cool Other. Just pick a side - Others or Losties. Then I'll know when to trust you.
Dear Boone, Charlie, and Shannon, How come you can't pull a Mikhail and come back from the dead??
Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 896 Location: NOWHERE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:54 am Post subject:
Dear Flocke: You're awesome, really, and you're getting more awesome every episode, but you still don't hold a candle to the original Locke. I'm sorry. I want to know what your whole story is though.
Dear Locke: COME BAAAAAACK. You deserve so much better than being choked by a bug-eyed jealous adversary just like your slimy dad in a run down hotel room. I'll hate Darlton and this show forever if you don't get a proper resolution.
Dear Claire: wake up and direct your anger at who's REALLY hurt you this whole time.
Dear Richard: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!!!! F YEAH!!!!!
Dear Cindy: Spoiler alert! Locke IS the smoke pillar who murdered everybody. You didn't hear it from me.
Dear Jack: I still hate your guts. You may have become a "man of faith", but you're still a sanctimonious, pretentious, bad acting, impatient, condescending little turd. Good luck trying to convince me that you should be the central hero of Lost. _________________
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 16336 Location: Searching for Middle Earth
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:12 pm Post subject:
Dear Claire: I still love you, but I love the old you more. COME BACK, SWEETIE!
Dear Jack: Listen to Hurley. You don't always need to be the leader. In fact I seem to remember that back in the good ol' days, you didn't want to be the leader.
Dear Kate: Turn back into the cool, independent girl you were in S1, and I would be so happy to be able to like you again.
Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 4030 Location: Albany, NY
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:18 am Post subject:
Dear Jack: Thank you for listening, for a little while, to Eryn's advice. Please start taking her txt msgs; she has the right idea. Don't go back to 'I CAN FIX YOU.' You had a line like that in this last episode. Stop doing that.
Dear Zoe: Please to be making with the dying. I think this is something on which everyone can agree.
Dear Lost producers: Enough with the ringing effects from people's POVs when loud and sudden noises happen. It set off my tinnitus with Charlie back when the hatch exploded, and it set it off again tonight. It is an actual medical condition. Short of the Karl-vid, you wouldn't cause people to have epileptic seizures, would you? The same idea applies here. (I know, I'm making a big deal out of that, but it is aggravating!) _________________ I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 16336 Location: Searching for Middle Earth
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:27 am Post subject:
Dear Zoe, please listen to Kate. And the rest of us who were all cheering for Claire to shoot you tonight.
Dear Claire, uhhh, in sideways-world, please get away from creeper!Des because he's creeping ME out.
Dear Jack, I'm actually sort of proud of you! Yay for realizing you don't have to be the leader. Yay for listening to Hurley. And YAY for realizing the island ain't finished wit'choo! *pats Jack's head* Good boy. There's hope for you yet. _________________
Dear Zoey: please die a horrible death like Nikki and Paulo.
Dear Ben: please die a horrible death yet also have a happy ending. Why do you confuse me so
Dear Eko: why have you not appeared to Hurley? You'd be the coolest ghost ever.
Dear Rose and Bernard: I hope you weren't nuked in the seventies.
Dear Polarbear (LOL) He did appear to Hurley. We just didn't see it. He was playing chess with Hurley in at the Mental institution. It was to show Hurley was going crazy, but he really was playing chess with Hurley.
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