Lost Video Island

marcus · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4541

...Bernard and kissed him. "Hey now, don't do that!" said Bernard. "Don't tell me what I can't do!" yelled Charlie. "That's my line!" yelled Locke. Charlie walked over to Locke and...
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Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

appologized.

"I'm sorry Locke, I never meant to hurt you.... I love you."
Locke looked at him funny.
"I'm just sick of everyone stealing my lines..." he mumbled, "they're making my character watered down... ever since 'Walkabout'."
Boone looked puzzled {boy they sure are breaking the 4th wall} he thought.

marcus · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4541

Jack walked in, crying. "I lost my dolly!" he said, having a Mangsheng fit. Locke groaned. "I'll go find it." he said angrily. So Locke walked off into the jungle, where...
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Distress Signal · Advanced Vidder Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 896

Michael shot him. Michael stared horrified at the motionless Locke lying on the ground with a bullet in his stomach, when Charlie ran up and yelled, "Michael!! Why the-"

Michael shot Charlie. Then Libby came from behind and exclaimed "Michael?!" and Michael shot her twice. Now three losties lay dead (seemingly) in the jungle.

Then Jack ran up and suddenly stopped crying when he saw all the bodies lying around Michael. "....Michael? What did you-"

BOOM.

Then Michael shot himself in the arm.
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marcus · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4541

Jack looked at all the dead bodies, and then started crying. Hurley walked over. "Darn it! It's all my fault! The numbers...they're cursed!" he cried. He looked into the jungle, and saw a bald man wearing a robe run off. He started chasing him, and finally grabbed him. "Phew!" said Hurley. It was just Locke in a bathrobe.

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" asked Claire. Locke...
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Distress Signal · Advanced Vidder Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 896

started speaking backwards.
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Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

And became a zomie! OOOOOOooooohhhhhh!
He pounced on the still-alive-but-wounded Michael and starting eating him. Meanwhile Jack whipped out some "phoenix downs" (LOL) and brought everyone back to life, except Locke who was just finishing off Michael's leg.
Suddenly, Boone ran off into the bushes, dragging back none-other than...

marcus · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4541

a "The Best Of Mevie" DVD. "What the hell is Mevie?" asked Zombie Locke. "It's a soddin' ship, John!" said Charlie angrily. "Ya bloody wanker!" Michael finished eating Locke's leg, and Locke fell onto the ground. Desmond ran over, yelling...
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Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

"what the bloody hell is wrong with you Michael?! Locke was eating your sodding leg, not the other way around! What God could have screwed up a thing like that!?"

marcus · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4541

"It was Marcus' fault!" yelled Michael. "He stuffed up the story!"

"Who's Marcus?" asked Jack.

"I think it's his imaginary friend." said Zombie Locke. "What a freak." Everyone grabbed Michael and threw him onto...
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Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

a landmine.

"BOOM!!!" went Michael!

Locke caught an ear and started eating it.
Hurley turned to Jack and said "Dude, I think you have some Mich -"
"Don't finsih that sentence Hurley, I've heard it enough, it's not funny anymore" Jack snapped.
Hurley looked at the ground, "... it's a little funny."

marcus · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4541

"Raise your hand if you still find it funny." said Jack. Nobody put their hand up except Hurley, who felt left out and started eating a tub of ranch dressing.

"Gip taf uoy, Gip taf uoy, Gip taf uoy..." Walt kept repeating.

"What's he saying?" asked Kate. Sayid recorded it and played it backwards on Itunes...
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Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

Sayid listened for a second, then proclaimed "I think he's saying something about the city of 'Youffapig'. It must be a hint about the location of the island! Everybody get researching!"

Everyone stared at Sayid.
"No, I think he's saying Hurley's a fat pig," Jack retorted, as Hurley cried into his ranch.

{That's what I call a red herring} tought Boone as he gnawed on zombie Locke's leg.

marcus · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4541

"Why can I hear what Boone's thinking?" asked Vincent.

"Why can I hear what Vincent's saying?!?" asked Locke.

"Why is Locke eating my hand?" asked Jack.

"That's me." said Hurley, looking embarrassed. Suddenly the monster started chasing them, and they all ran towards...
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Distress Signal · Advanced Vidder Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 896

Eko, who was building a post office and a cafe to go with the church.

Eko was lifting a saw when he heard distant, zombieish screams and banging from the incoming chaos about the ensue. "The others" Eko whispered to himself, arming himself with his nice big Jesus stick.
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