Lost Video Island

IntoTheVoid · Expert Vidder Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 2407

Locke was in shock. ''Biscuit? What is this biscuit you talk of?'' Charlie thought to himself screw this i'll buy one from Tesco's. As he turned he saw the strangest thing across the road...
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She does genuinely love him.
And she knows that he would take excellent care of her." - Damon Lindelof

thefilmchick · Expert Vidder Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 4030

It was John Cleese! And he looked disappointed. "Tesco's?" he asked, holding up a Dharma-brand mindreading machine. "I thought you were a Sainsbury's afficionado."

(I spent too much time at supermarkets in the UK and Ireland. Sadness.)
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I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Distress Signal · Advanced Vidder Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 896

Suddenly a hatch fell on him. Then Desmond jumped out of the hatch door screaming like a madman, in complete terror and shock running down the street in his Dharma jumpsuit.

"What the bloody hell was that all about??" Charlie asked. Locke and Charlie decided to run after him.

(By the way Ais, when you quoted me I realized that I said 'dang is' instead of 'dang it'

And it's okay about the posting thing.

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leylin · Council Member Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 1286

so they ran and ran. they ran so far that they happend upon this huge airport, and they wanted to get out of there so bad that they bought tickets to go to LA.

once they got on the plane, Charlie looked around, "what happened back there?" he asked Locke.

Locke turned to him and said "everythin happens for a reason..."
and the plane took off...
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Distress Signal · Advanced Vidder Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 896

And Charlie woke up. His face was sweating, and he sat up in complete confusion.

"Biscuits....again?"
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Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

He looked at his hands, for a few minutes...

"Woah, I'm tripping out! My hands are saying things to me... 'FATE'? 'LATE'? Double-you tee eff?"

Shankle · Advanced Vidder Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 1476

Charlie suddenly realised that someone else had spoken, and turned around, finding himself face to face with...
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*hearts* Aislynn, Kaja, Rachel and Steph
*Rips whatzit"

leylin · Council Member Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 1286

Locke
" have a good sleep?" he asked. Locke didnt look up, for he was sharpening his knife. Charlie looked around. the sun was still rising, lighting the trees up with its warm glow. then he heard russeling among the forest. he turned around and out came...
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Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

Boone with a dog collar on.
"Woof woof!" barked Boone, as he grabbed onto Locke's leg and started...

Distress Signal · Advanced Vidder Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 896

Licking his cargo vest.

"Boone wants his breakfast, don't you Boone?!" Locke started talking to Boone in dog-talk, like baby-talk, and ruffling his ears. Then Locke took out of his vest a......
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IntoTheVoid · Expert Vidder Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 2407

Pot Noodle and started to feed this to Boone in a very disturbing way. Disgusted, Charlie walked away into the Jungle humming a new track he is planning to put on an album when he is rescued from the island. As he walks past the tree where he and claire had once enjoyed a cup of water, he hears a hollow metal sound. He looks down and sees a metal hatch door... open. He looks around to see if anyone is nearby, but there is no one. So he slowly desends into the hatch....
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"Jack is the guy she should be with.
She does genuinely love him.
And she knows that he would take excellent care of her." - Damon Lindelof

Distress Signal · Advanced Vidder Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 896

And hears a booming of Six Flags music. Down inside the hatch a bunch of the others are partying (without hillbilly costumes or dirty complexions), and....
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marcus · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4541

...eating Dharma stir-fry. "Oi!" yells Charlie. "You soddin' losers! Get out of my bloody hatch!" Charlie suddenly realises the Others aren't there, and he was seeing things because of the drugs. All of a sudden, out jumps...
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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.

leylin · Council Member Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 1286

WALT!!!
"evas erialc, evas erialc, evas erialc..."
walt said over and over. Charlie could have sworn he was speeking backwards (

). Then Walt....
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Hobbes · Council Member Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11211

spun his head around three hundred and sixty degrees and spewed vomit all over the place.
"You're a boody creepy little bugger, you know that?!" Charlie yelled as he ducked for cover behind the blast doors. Then he grabbed...