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[MovieGuy]

uh... paul blurting it out wasnt even funny

[marcus]

I gotta say I don't find that part funny either...but thanks Steph.
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[Fan4Lost]

Must be an old person thing

[marcus]

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Fan4Lost wrote:

Must be an old person thing

*raises hand* I thought it was funny, too!

[MovieGuy]

that wsan't funny. the reaction was funny

[Aislynn]

Why can't they both be funny? Why can't the two forms of funny live in harmony with one another, skipping along holding hands and stopping every once and a while to smell the roses along the road of friendship and--

Whoa. I think I'm overheating or something here. Is it normal to have smoke coming out of your ears?

[MovieGuy]

I don't see how a quick recap of something going on with characters is funny.

[Fan4Lost]

Maybe I found it funny because he was so upset about seeing it that it just flew out of his mouth in a jumble of words? I am old and senile and I find abnormal things amusing. You should know that by now Colinator

[MovieGuy]

Kongshaw saying omg was funny

[Fan4Lost]

Well yeah, I meant the whole set-up, the whole convo. Sorry, I wasn;t being specific.

[marcus]

Here's ep 3x13...Paul's got a pile of secrets to keep again ...I think it's pretty obvious he'll slip up atleast one some time soon...maybe that'll start another "it was funny!"..."no it wasn't!" thing. Hope you guys like this ep, oh and btw Cheech and Susan aren't gonna just suddenly leave the show now.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 3x13: Secrets and Surviving.

Day 140: New Zealand.

Cheech was walking to his tent, whistling. He walked inside. There, standing in front of him, was Father Kongshaw.

“Hello, Cheech.” said Father Kongshaw through gritted teeth. “Isn’t it a nice day to have an…affair?”

Susan appeared from behind Kongshaw. “I’m sorry, I know we’re in a lot of trouble…” she said. “But…was that supposed to be a joke?”

Kongshaw stared at her. “Shut up.” he snapped.

“Listen, sir…” begged Cheech. “I’m sorry…it’s just that…Susan and I…we love each other…can’t you understand that?”

Kongshaw was silent for a while. “No.” he finally said. “You’re both going to the dungeon!”

Cheech gasped, then scratched his head. “Wait…we don’t have a dungeon.”

Kongshaw opened his mouth to argue, but then sighed. “Fine. In that case, you’re fired!”

Cheech turned away. “Come on, Susan…” he said, wiping a tear from his eye. “We’d better leave.” The two of them walked out of the tent, and past Paul, who was standing right outside, looking guilty. As Cheech and Susan walked past him, he heard Cheech say something. “I wanna kill Kongshaw…” he whispered to Susan angrily. They kept walking, and stood by the road, hoping they could hitchhike.

Kongshaw walked over to Paul. “Paul…” he said. “How did you know about those two?”

“Err…” Paul hesitated. “I just stumbled upon their tent one day…”

“But you’re with the Marci.” replied Kongshaw. “What were you doing around our tents?”

“Err…just going for a walk…” said Paul. "Sorry...I forgot about your rules..."

Kongshaw stared at Paul and raised one eyebrow. “Very well…” he said slowly. “I’ll see you later then…” He walked off. Paul sighed, then sneaked over to the tent Steph, Josh and Nate had been hiding in.

“Oh my God!” he yelled. Aislynn and Josh were in there, kissing.

“Oh no!” Aislynn said. “Paul, please! You can’t tell anyone!”

“Especially Nate!” added Josh. “Or Steph!”

“No way…” Paul said angrily. “I’m not going through the same thing I had to do with Aislynn and Nate…”

“It won’t be like that this time!” Aislynn said quickly. “I promise, you won’t have to do any lying or covering things up for us…you just act like you never saw anything!”

“Fine!” Paul replied. He rolled his eyes and stormed out of the tent. “Darn it, people need to stop making me keep secrets! I can never keep them!” He kicked over the tent next to the one Aislynn and Josh were in.

“AHH!” screamed Steph.

“Oops…” Paul helped Steph climb out of the ruined tent, and Nate followed her.

“What are you guys doing in there?” asked Paul. “I thought you were gonna stick to one tent!”

“Well…” Nate scratched the back of his neck, looking guilty. “Okay, You can’t tell anyone…especially Josh…”

“Or Aislynn!” added Steph.

Nate nodded then continued speaking. “We’re…kinda…together now…”

“But we don’t want anyone to know yet.” said Steph. “We’ve gotta be more focused on the war.”

“Grr!” Paul said angrily. “So many secrets! Why me, Lord? Why me?!?”

“What other secrets do you know?” asked Nate, interested.

“Well, I can’t tell you, because then it wouldn’t be a secret, would it?” asked Paul. “Oh darn it, it’s Kongshaw!” He ducked as Kongshaw ran past, not wanting him to know he was in the wrong area again.

“That does it!” yelled Kongshaw to Aislynn’s army. “Your people are late! We’re continuing the battle with or without them!” Everyone groaned and put their armour and helmets on. Where was the rest of the army when they needed them?


Day 141: The Island.

“Okay, everyone get in!” Broadband Man commanded. The huge group of survivors cramped into the back half of one of the many planes that had crashed. It was incredibly uncomfortable.

“Broadband Man, are you sure this is safe?” asked Colin.

Broadband Man laughed. “Oh please… ‘Safe’ is my middle name!” he grinned. Colin stared at him. “Seriously…it’s Dutch for ‘serious harm and danger’.”

“Oh.” replied Colin. “Okay…” He climbed into the back part of the plane with Vicky. Broadband Man had tied two pieces of rope to it, and was holding it at the front.

“I really don’t like the look of this…” said Vicky. “Why can’t he just fly over to get some helicopters to bring us back or something?”

“Because it’ll take too much time, baby!” yelled Broadband Man.

“Don’t call me baby.” said Vicky angrily. Broadband Man ignored her and flew up into the sky, pulling along the back of the plane.

“AHHHH!!!!” screamed the survivors. For the first fifteen minutes they were all screaming, but finally they got used to the strange feeling, and started playing a game.

“Okay, guess what noise this is…” said a strange looking bald man. He started making the noise of what sounded like a goat who was being run over by a car.

“Uhh…a goat?” asked Colin.

“Nope.” replied the man.

“A sheep?” Colin asked again.

“Nope.”

“A cat?”

“Nope.”

“I give up!” Colin said angrily.

“It was a baby duckling…” replied the bald man. “Duh!” Colin stared at him oddly.

“Uh-oh!” yelled Broadband Man.

“What?!?” Vicky screamed back.

“Watch out, a bunch of pelicans are coming this way!” Broadband Man yelled.

Everyone screamed again as a huge group of pelicans came flying towards them. One of them hit the strange bald man, who fell off and went down, landing in the ocean. Everyone stopped screaming and cheered happily. Just then, the final pelican came, and bit the rope Broadband Man was holding. The back of the plane was going down, just like the bald man.

“AHHHH!!!” Vicky yelled with the rest of the survivors. “Broadband Man will never save us! He can’t do anything right!”

Just at that moment, Broadband Man swooped down underneath the back of the plane and stopped it easily with his super-strength.

“Sorry about that, guys…” said Broadband Man. “Don’t worry, I can carry you all like this!” He flew off, holding the back of the plane above his head.

Vicky stared in shock. “Wow…” she said, amazed. “He really saved my life…”


The battle had continued, and everyone was fighting each other angrily. But Kongshaw’s army were doing much better than Aislynn’s.

“Ha! You people haven’t got a chance!” laughed Kongshaw. “You’re all gonna die!”

Aislynn slit another person in the throat with a spear. His neck was still hanging from it, and wouldn’t come off. “Ew…” Aislynn said, dropping the spear on the ground and rushing off to get another one in the tents. “Darn it, we can’t go on like this! Where on Earth are the rest of the army?”

She looked at all her people suffering. She couldn’t take it much longer. Perhaps they would have to give up!

Kongshaw stared at Paul, who was continuesly charging towards people, then missing them by miles. It was almost as if he was doing it on purpose…Kongshaw scratched his chin. “I’m beginning to wonder about that boy…” he whispered to the warrior next to him.

“Err, excuse me?” asked the warrior. Kongshaw hadn’t realised he was speaking to a warrior from Aislynn’s army.

Kongshaw stared at him. “Oh. Sorry about that…” he said. He grabbed his spear and stabbed him through the heart. “Mwahahaha! These people don’t stand a chance now! The rest of their army will never come!”

Broadband Man landed on the ground, holding the back half of the plane. “Come on, guys!” he yelled. “Let’s fight!” All the survivors ran out, so pleased to be out of that cramped little half.

“Oh, don’t worry…” laughed Kongshaw. “It’s only half a plane, there can’t be many of them!”

But the survivors kept coming, and coming, and coming. “Oh no…” sighed Kongshaw.

Colin and Vicky were the last ones to jump out. “Okay, Vicky…” said Colin. “A deal’s a deal…you can get rid of Broadband Man and bring back Matt whenever you want now!” He rushed off with the rest of the survivors, ready to fight.

Vicky scratched her head. She had wanted it so badly just yesterday, but…now she wasn’t sure if she wanted Broadband Man to go after all.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[Fan4Lost]

Weeeeeeeeeee! Pelicans!

Awesome ep Broadband man is still an idiot though.

[marcus]

Thanks Steph.
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marcus wrote:

Aislynn slit another person in the throat with a spear. His neck was still hanging from it, and wouldn’t come off. “Ew…” Aislynn said

EWWWWWW!!oneone!!!mevieone1!!



Oh, poor Pauly and all his secrets! *gives Pauly big notebook in which to write down all the secrets and keep a list of who not to tell them too -- and a safety deposit box in which to keep the big notebook safe from prying eyes... and maybe a big "Conan-ish" bodyguard to keep the safety deposit box safe and a... wait, this is getting really complicated*

Ooo, Vicky's growing fond of Broadband Man! I just knew she'd warm up to him one of these days!

Great ep, as usual!