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[marcus]

Here's episode 3x11. A lot of Lost references in this ep, and you can probably expect quite a few more in the next few eps. Hope you guys like it.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 3x11: Crashing and Killing.

Day 138: New Zealand.

Cheech and Colin’s Mom, Susan, lay in Cheech’s tent, kissing.

“Hurry up!” came Kongshaw’s voice. “The opposition will arrive shortly!”

“Okay, gotta go!” whispered Cheech. He pushed Susan into the cupboard and closed the door, then ran out of the tent. Kongshaw’s army and the Marci army were all standing there, waiting for the enemy to arrive.

A plane flew over and landed on the ground, and out came a bunch of comic book-geeks and actors. The army all laughed at the site of the small and weak army. But then came an incredibly loud noise from behind them. They all turned around to see fifty large jets headed towards them. They landed right behind the tents.

The door of the plane closest to the tents opened, and out walked Aislynn, wearing a suit of armour, followed by a large army. The other plane doors opened, and millions of warriors ran out.

Aislynn walked up to Father Kongshaw. “Hello father.” she said politely.

Kongshaw laughed slightly. “Very impressive, Aislynn.” he said. “But I still have a bigger army than you.”

“Oh, well actually this is only half the army.” replied Aislynn. “The rest are coming tomorrow.”

“Oh.” said Kongshaw. Aislynn walked off, and Kongshaw started cursing.

“Sir…” said Cheech. “Is it time for the battle to begin?”

“Oh…yes.” said Kongshaw. He yelled in Japanese. “Kang-Fai-Noodle-Hong-Wang!” The armies cheered and charged into each other.

Aislynn was about to charge into someone, when she was yanked into the tent next to her. Inside were Nate, Josh and Steph.

Aislynn stared at them all. “Hey guys.”

“Wow, Aislynn!” exclaimed Steph. “How did you get such a huge army? Who are these people?!?”

“Well, most of them have fighting experience.” said Aislynn. “We didn’t need to train ‘em. There’s warriors, policemen, wrestlers, criminals…you name it, we’ve got it! We’ve even got some guy who hypnotises people into fighting themselves.”

“Right…” said Josh. “Well, great job.”

“Thanks.” replied Aislynn, staring at Josh and Nate. There was an awkward silence, then Steph broke it.

“So, Paul’s on our side now.” she grinned.

“What?” asked Aislynn. “That’s great!”

“Yeah, he’s pretending to be one of them, but he’s actually a spy for us.” said Nate.


Paul punched a warrior from Aislynn’s team in the face, then stabbed his knee with a stick. He sighed then leaned in to talk to the man. “Just pretend you’re dead.” he said. “Then when the battle’s over you can get up.”

“Huh?” asked the man. “Aren’t you on Kongshaw’s army?”

“Well, yes…and no…actually…well…” Paul said, struggling to find the right words.

“This must be a trick.” said the man, attempting to pull down Paul’s leg.

“No!” snapped Paul. “I swear! I’m saving your life!”

“Yeah right.” replied the man.

“I mean it!” Paul said angrily. “Darn it, just pretend to die!” But the man didn’t need to pretend. An arrow landed straight in his heart. Paul looked over to see Kongshaw laughing evilly.

“Got him!” grinned Kongshaw. He ran over to Paul. “Go on, Paul! Kill someone! It’s healthy!” He handed Paul the bow and arrow. Paul aimed at a man, trying to get him in the ankle, not to kill him. But he was shaking so much that the arrow went right through the man’s chest.

“Oh God.” said Paul, staring at the dead body. Kongshaw laughed and patted him on the back.

“Great work, Paul!” he beamed. “Come on, let’s get some more!” Paul gulped and followed Kongshaw.


Day 139: The Sky.

The rest of Aislynn’s army’s planes were all flying across the water. Inside one of them was Matt, Vicky and Colin.

“Alright, in a few hours we’ll be there.” said Vicky.

“Great.” replied Colin. “I’m gonna grind Kongshaw’s bones into dust!”

Matt burst into laughter. Colin stared at him angrily. “What?” he asked.

“You couldn’t hurt Michael Jackson!” laughed Matt.

“Oh, yeah?” asked Colin. “Want a bet?” He unbuckled his seatbelt and stood up, but then fell back onto the chair. The plane was suddenly moving around a lot.

“Ladies and Gentlemen,” said a calm voice. “We are all going to die, please remain calm and fasten your seatbelts.”

The whole plane screamed and reached for their oxygen-masks. The plane was beginning to go down. Suddenly it dropped at an incredibly fast pace.

“AHHHHH!!!!” yelled Colin, Vicky and Matt.


Colin opened one eye. He was lying in a jungle. “What the…?” he said to himself. A dog walked past him. “Okay…” He stood up and ran out of the jungle, onto a large beach, then turned to the side to see the wreckage of the plane he had been on.

“Colin!” yelled Vicky, running up to him. “Have you seen Matt?!?”

“No!” Colin yelled back. Behind them a Chinese man was sucked into the plane engine. “Wow. I know that guy just died, but what a cool way to go!” said Colin, staring at the engine.

Vicky rolled her eyes. “We’ve gotta find Matt!” She ran off, and Colin followed her. They ran past several screaming people, including a pregnant woman, a Korean man and a man kissing his sister. Finally Vicky saw Matt.

“Oh no.” she said. She looked out onto the ocean to see Matt’s body floating there. “Quick!” she shouted. The two of them ran to get Matt out of the ocean, and put him down on the dry sand. “Is he breathing?” asked Vicky, as Colin put his ear to Matt’s chest.

“Yes.” replied Colin. “No, wait…no. Wait…yes…nope, it’s stopped…hey, it’s back…nope, gone again…yep, here it is…yep…no…yes…nah…wait…”

“Darn it Colin, what’s going on?!?” asked Vicky angrily.

“His heart keeps stopping.” said Colin, confused.

“Oh no.” Vicky panicked. She put her mouth over his mouth.

“Umm, are you sure this is the right time for French kissing?” asked Colin.

Vicky ignored Colin, and started breathing into Matt. She pumped his chest up and down. “Come on, Matt!” screamed Vicky. “Please don’t die!” Tears rolled down her cheeks as she kept trying to pump air into him. She punched his stomach as hard as she could. “Grr!” she yelled. Colin stared in shock.

Vicky got up, then jumped right ontop of his stomach. It did nothing. “Oh God.” she cried falling onto the ground. Colin hugged her, not saying a word.


Paul shot the fifth person he had harmed today, and the third person he had killed. He sighed. “Nice work, Paul!” grinned Kongshaw. “You’re a born killer!” He ran off, finally leaving Paul alone. Paul walked back into his tent, and sighed again at the sight of Aislynn, Steph, Josh and Nate.

“Paul!” smiled Aislynn, running forward to hug him. “I’ve missed you so much!”

“Thanks Aislynn…” said Paul. “I’ve missed you too.”

“So, got any new for us yet, Mole?” asked Steph.

“Not yet, sorry.” replied Paul. “I’m working on it.” The group suddenly heard a loud noise in the tent next to them, of a cupboard being slammed shut.

“What was that?” asked Aislynn.

“Probably Cheech and Colin’s Mom.” laughed Nate. Everyone stared at him.

“What?” asked Steph.

Nate stared at Steph, his cheeks going red. “Uhh…nothing. Forget it, I was just telling a joke.”

“I don’t get it.” said Josh.

“Shut up!” Nate said through grinded teeth.

“Right…” replied Paul. “Well, I’d better be going…umm…see you guys later.” He rushed out of the tent before any of them could say goodbye, and walked on to the next tent. He peered through the front of the tent, to see Cheech the warrior with Susan, kissing. He quickly looked away, and stood outside the tent. “Oh my God.” he whispered to himself in shock.


Vicky was in Colin’s arms, and the two of them were both crying. They ducked as a small piece of wreckage flew down and hit Matt’s stomach. A little piece of seaweed came out of his throat, and Matt started coughing, and opened his eyes.

Vicky stared at him, as a smile spread across her face. “Matt?”

The man stared back. “Matt? Who is Matt?”

Colin looked at him, and then noticed his muscles were much bigger than they had been in a long time. “Oh no.” he groaned.

“I’m Broadband Man.” grinned Broadband Man. “Here to save the day!”

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[Aislynn]

*squee!* It's Broadband Man!!!!

And I've gotta tell you, I was picturing the several thousand ways Vicky was probably going to do you bodily harm if you'd killed off Foxy!

Great action ep! (And I couldn't help but laugh every time poor Pauly kept killing the people he meant to just wound! )

All around awesome!

[marcus]

Thanks Aislynn.
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[Fan4Lost]

That was wicked! Action, adventure, people being sucked into plane engines!! That was cool, I can't wait to see what happens in the next ep. I hope porr Colin's Mom gets out of that cupboard.

[marcus]

The cupboard is her home now...she'd better get used to it. Thanks Steph.
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[MovieGuy]

*sigh* Dammit. Broadband Man is back

[marcus]

Exactly.
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[marcus]

Hopefully since it's holidays I'll be able to write heaps of AAA for the next two weeks. This episode is on Aislynn's birthday, I had hoped to write it yesterday for ya, Aislynn, but I was too sick. Anyway, enjoy.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 3x12: A Birthday Shock.

Day 140: The Island.

Vicky stared at Broadband Man. “Oh God…” she said. “No…please, this can’t be happening!”

Broadband Man stood up and punched Colin in the face. “Ow!” yelled Colin, lying on the floor, rubbing his head. “What was that for?”

“You’re not really a woman, you’re a man!” said Broadband Man.

“Well…yeah…” replied Colin. “…Who said I wasn’t?”

“Umm…” Broadband Man tried to think of an answer, then looked around. “Hey, where’d the girl go?”


Vicky sat in the forest on the island, crying. “Stupid Broadband Man!” she cried. “I thought he was gone forever!”


Aislynn woke up, inside her tent. The battle was taking a rest, and would start up again when the rest of her army arrived. She looked at the Calendar, and saw what the date was. “Oh my God…” she said to herself. “It’s my Birthday!” She had been working so hard lately she hadn’t even remembered her Birthday was coming up.

She ran out of her tent. “It’s my Birthday!” she grinned happily.

“Happy Birthday, Aislynn!” smiled one of the warriors from her side.

“Thanks.” she said. She rushed over to the back of Kongshaw’s army’s tents, and sneaked into one of the really small ones. “Psst…Steph…Josh…Nate…Are you guys there?”

“Hey Aislynn.” whispered Steph, coming out from under a sleeping bag.

“Hey Steph!” replied Aislynn. “It’s my Birthday!”

“Oh, Happy Birthday!” said Steph, hugging her. “Hey, Nate and Josh! Wake up! It’s Aislynn’s Birthday!”

Nate crawled out from under a cupboard, and Josh came out of a large drawer. “Cool.” said Josh. “I’ll get you a present as soon as I can, Ais’.”

Nate just grunted and fell onto the floor. Steph growled and picked him up, throwing him out of the tent then running out, zipping the tent up.

“Ow!” growled Nate. “What was that for?!?”

“You’re supposed to be nice to people on their Birthdays!” snapped Steph.

“It’s my Birthday?” asked Nate.

“No!” Steph rolled her eyes. “It’s Aislynn’s!”

“Oh.” said Nate. “Well, I didn’t know!”

Steph rolled her eyes again. “She just said it to us! And I repeated it!”

“Well, I have bad ears…” replied Nate.

“Oh, great excuse!” laughed Steph. “Why don’t you ever think about anyone else? Why is it always you?”

“I do think about people besides me!” Nate said angrily. His face looked like it was going to explode any minute.

“Oh really?” asked Steph. “Like who?”

“YOU!” Nate yelled. “I think about you all the time, you stupid woman!”

Steph stared at him. “Oh…” she looked around. “Err, we’d better go inside a tent, someone probably heard you yelling.” She walked into another tent, and Nate followed. “So you…you think about…me?”

“Err…well, yeah.” Nate said, embarrassed. Steph stared at him, then kissed him.


Paul was sitting with Father Kongshaw. “So…” said Kongshaw. “Any news yet?”

“Err…no, sir.” replied Paul. He thought of what he had seen yesterday inside Cheech’s tent and shuddered. He so desperately wanted to tell somebody.

Kongshaw stared at him. “Are you telling the truth?” he asked.

“Err…yes, sir.” Paul replied. “Ofcourse…”

“Well, if you say so…” shrugged Kongshaw. “But if you do find anything out…and I mean anything…tell me right away, okay?”

Paul nodded.


Vicky was still crying in the forest. Broadband Man walked up to her. “Oh no!” he gasped.

“What?” said Vicky through tears.

“Strange drops of liquid are growing on your face!” yelled Broadband Man.

“They’re called tears.” groaned Vicky.

“Tears…” replied Broadband Man, scratching his chin. “If my calculations are correct, that must mean you’re sad about something!”

“Well, duh.” replied Vicky.

“What are you sad about?” asked Broadband Man.

“You!” Vicky snapped. She ran off, still crying.

“Me?” asked Broadband Man. “But I’m fine…” Colin walked over.

“She means she doesn’t like the fact that you’re back.” said Colin.

“Oh…” replied Broadband Man. “But I have to help you! I’m going to get you off this island!”

“Planes will come here soon.” said Colin.

“But not for several days.” said Broadband Man. “I can get you people to your battle in just one day!”

Colin looked at Broadband Man, scratching his chin.


“So…err…” Josh sat in the tent, alone with Aislynn. He felt so awkward being alone with her for the first time since they had been together. “What do you want for a present?”

“Oh, you don’t have to get me one…” laughed Aislynn nervously, feeling just as awkward as he did. “I doubt you could find one here.”

“Well, I’ll still try and get you one.” replied Josh. Aislynn laughed nervously again, and so did Josh. “Uhh, I’d better go get some fresh air.” he said, rushing outside.

“Oh God…” he said to himself. “I can’t let this happen again…Nate’s gonna kill me! I don’t want to be enemies with Nate again!” He punched himself in the face. “Ow!”


“So, you’re sure there’s nothing you want to tell me?” asked Kongshaw for the tenth time.

“Yes…” repeated Paul, sweat rolling down his face as he tried not to tell Kongshaw what he had seen.

“Absolutely…certain?” asked Kongshaw again.

“Yes!” Paul said again.

“Are you…sure you’re sure?” Kongshaw replied.

Paul couldn’t take it any longer. “Fine! I’ll tell ya! One of your warriors, named Cheech, has Colin’s Mom hidden in his cupboard and is having an affair with her!”

Kongshaw stared at Paul. “First of all…that has nothing to do with what I asked you to find out about…and secondly…oh my God!” He ran over to Cheech’s tent and opened the cupboard. Sitting there was Colin’s Mom, Susan.


Vicky was walking over to Broadband Man, who was lying on the beach. She had something held behind her back, and was grinning evilly. Colin ran up to her.

“Vicky, what are you doing?” asked Colin.

“Oh, I’m just gonna go talk to Broadband Man.” replied Vicky.

Colin frowned. “What have you got behind your back?” he asked. “Is it a knife? Is it a gun?” He ran behind Vicky to see that she was holding a big bucket full of sea water. “What’s this for?”

“Don’t you remember?” asked Vicky. “He turned back into Matt when Nate poured sea water all over him! It clogged up his gears! I’m gonna get rid of Broadband Man once and for all!” She began to continue walking up to Broadband Man.

“Wait!” said Colin quickly.

Vicky stopped and turned around. “What?” she asked.

“I’ve been talking to him…he says he can get us off the island.” said Colin.

“So can planes and helicopters…” laughed Vicky. “We’ll be saved within a few days.”

“But we need to help Aislynn right now!” snapped Colin. He put his hand on her shoulder. “Look, I promise that as soon as we get to New Zealand you can pour loads of sea water on Broadband Man…But please let him try and save us, or Kongshaw’s army will have a big advantage…”

Vicky stared at him. “Fine. But once we get to New Zealand…Broadband Man is going down forever!”


Josh stood outside the tent, still trying to fight off his feelings for Aislynn. He tripped over, right beside another tent, and could see inside it. Nate and Steph were in there, kissing and hugging.

Josh thought about this. “If Nate’s with Steph…why not?” he asked himself. “I mean, he’s with another girl, so why should Aislynn matter to him now? But…we did promise each other we wouldn’t date her again…” He scratched his head.

Aislynn sat inside the tent, waiting for Josh to come back in. Suddenly he rushed through the back of the tent.

“I’ve thought of one…” he said. “I’ve thought of your present…”

“Oh…” replied Aislynn. “What is--” Josh put his arms around her and kissed her.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[lostzilla]

aww...Josh and Aislynn...Me and Steph LMAO
and its aislynn's bday! Great Ep Marci.

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Paul couldn’t take it any longer. “Fine! I’ll tell ya! One of your warriors, named Cheech, has Colin’s Mom hidden in his cupboard and is having an affair with her!”

LMAO
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[fallen_angel]

WOW I've missed AAA so much OMG Broadband Man is back well at least you didn't kill him off you had me worried there for a sec

hehe this part was great

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Vicky was still crying in the forest. Broadband Man walked up to her. “Oh no!” he gasped. “What?” said Vicky through tears. “Strange drops of liquid are growing on your face!” yelled Broadband Man. “They’re called tears.” groaned Vicky. “Tears…” replied Broadband Man, scratching his chin. “If my calculations are correct, that must mean you’re sad about something!”

anyway lovin the new eps Marcus

[MovieGuy]

marcus wrote:

Kongshaw stared at Paul. “First of all…that has nothing to do with what I asked you to find out about…and secondly…oh my God!”

LMFAO at the oh my God bit. Hialrious. Fantastic ep, Marcus

[marcus]

Thanks guys.
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[Aislynn]

New AAA ep! And it's my birthday there, too! w00t!

marcus wrote:

She had something held behind her back, and was grinning evilly. Colin ran up to her.

First of all, I love Vicky and her evil grin. Secondly, wow, how brave is Colin to run up to her while she's got something being her back and is grinning evilly?

marcus wrote:

Aislynn sat inside the tent, waiting for Josh to come back in. Suddenly he rushed through the back of the tent. “I’ve thought of one…” he said. “I’ve thought of your present…” “Oh…” replied Aislynn. “What is--” Josh put his arms around her and kissed her.

Best. Birthday. Present. EVER! Woo-hoo!!!!!

Awesome ep!

[marcus]

Thanks Aislynn.
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[Fan4Lost]

Gerbil, you never cease to ammuse me with this fic! Me and Nate.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I love the part where Paul just blurted out about Cheech and Colins mom...haha! I would have done the same thing! LOL WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Josh and Aislynn, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! woohoo! What a Birthday present! OW!