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[marcus]

Poor Aislynn. Don't worry, I knew something like that would be the reason behind it. Look forward to your reviews.
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[marcus]

Okay, here we go, the second to last episode of Season 1. I know I planned to do 24 eps, but 22 works better in cliffhanger ways. So, here it is...

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 1x21: Drinking Games.

Day 77: The Shallabonbon Hospital.

Vicky gave the last of the money needed to pay for Aislynn’s operation. She still had over forty thousand dollars.

“So…” said Colin as they began to walk out the hospital door. “You and Foxy are dating?”

“Yep.” Said Matthew, putting his arm around Vicky. “And Nate and Aislynn too.”

“Uh huh, and Colin, Josh and I are all desperate and dateless.” Joked Paul. Colin laughed. Josh turned his head the other way as they all walked down the street.

“What’s wrong with Josh?” Aislynn whispered to Nate.

“Err…” whispered Nate, leaning in. “He…kinda had feelings for you too.”

Aislynn looked shocked. “A guy like him?” she said quietly. “Falling for me?”

Nate rolled his eyes. “Yeah. And now he’s not talking to me.”

“Wow.” Said Aislynn. “What can we do?”

“Nothing.” Said Nate. “He’ll forgive us eventually.”

“That’s not good enough!” said Aislynn. “I’m gonna have a chat with him.”

Aislynn walked forward. Nate gulped.


“Excuse me, Josh?” said Aislynn.

“What do you want?” asked Josh, not looking at her.

“I know you liked me. And I’m sorry I kept me and Nate a secret.”

“I still do like you!” said Josh. “Don’t you get that? Nate will only dump you like a ton of bricks in the end!”

“You’re wrong.” Replied Aislynn. “Nate’s a perfect gentleman.”

“Oh, really?” asked Josh. “How ‘bout I make a deal with you? If I can prove within one night that Nate is an arrogant jerk, you consider dating me instead?”

Aislynn thought about this. “Deal.” She finally said. “And if you can’t…or more like when you can’t…you have to forgive Nate for what he did.”

“Alright then.” Josh shook her hand. “Looks like we’ve got ourselves a deal.”


That night, Matt and Vicky went to find a decent plane to buy that could get them to somewhere in America. Meanwhile, the rest of the guys sat at the bar, while Aislynn sat watching Nate and Josh’s every move nearby. “I wonder what they’re saying.” She thought.

“Have another beer, Nate!” said Josh, sliding a glass over to him.

“Whoa!” said Nate, grabbing the glass. “You’ve forgiven me?”

“Oh, ofcourse I have, Nate!” laughed Josh. “Plenty more fish in the sea!”

Nate laughed and sculled down his fifth beer. “Woooooooohoo!” he yelled. “I’m feelin’ good tonight!”

He got off the bar stool and walked over to a group of girls nearby. “Hey ladies!” he said, moving around the place like a puppet. “Do you believe in love at first sight?”

“No!” snapped a girl, and slapped him in the face. Nate laughed and walked away from her. Aislynn charged up to him. “What the hell are you doing?” she asked.

“Hey, babe!” replied Nate, sitting down. “Chill, I was just talking!”

Aislynn looked at Nate angrily, then looked at Josh, who was pointing at Nate and mouthing “See?”

“I’ll give you three warnings.” Said Aislynn. “This is strike one. You do something stupid two more times and I’m gonna dump you!”

“Alright.” Said Nate. Aislynn walked back to her seat while Nate continued to talk to Josh.

“Hmm…” said Josh. “Trouble in paradise, eh?”

“Shaddap!” snapped Nate.

“Sorry.” Replied Josh. “Want another drink?”

“Ofcourse!” yelled Nate. Josh went to get one. Colin leaned in to talk to Nate.

“You know what he’s trying to do, right?” asked Colin.

“No.” said Nate. “What?”

“He’s trying to get you so drunk that you do something stupid and Aislynn will dump you to go out with him!” said Colin quickly.

Nate’s face straightened. He hadn’t even thought of that. Josh walked back over, and handed him another beer.

“Here ya go!” said Josh, patting Nate on the back.

“Oh…” said Nate. “Thanks. You want one too? Come on, my shout!”

“Err…” replied Josh. “Sure, why not?”

Nate walked away. Paul leaned in from next to Josh and began to talk with him.

“You know what he’s doing, don’t you?” asked Paul.

“No…what?” asked Josh.

“He’s trying to make you get so drunk that you can’t stop Nate and Aislynn being together!” said Paul quickly.

“Oh…” began Josh. “Well, two can play at that game.”

Nate came back with a beer for Josh, which Josh took and drank while Nate did the same with his beer.

“Well, it’s my turn!” said Josh. “How ‘bout a large frosty beer now?”

Nate paused. “Well, why not? And then I’ll buy you a sweet ‘Shallabonbon Beer’!”

This went on and on, until both of them were so drunk they only knew one thing – they had to win over Aislynn.

“Well, how ‘bout one more drink?” asked Nate.

“Sure!” Josh said. They walked over to the bar at the same time.

“Hi.” Said Josh to one of the bartenders. “One large beer, thanks!”

“Hey.” Said Nate to the other bartender. “One super-strong dry beer, please!”

Josh stared at Nate. “Actually…make that a Large Shallabonbon Worry-Drowner beer!”

Nate looked at Josh, worried. “Umm…” Nate said, scanning the menus. “Actually, I think I’ll get a Seven-X Gigantic Super Double beer.”

Josh fumed. “Umm…I think I’ll get your strongest cocktail instead!”

The two of them walked off and swapped the beer and cocktail.

“Well…” said Nate. “Cheers!” The two of them hit their glasses against eachother and began to drink. Suddenly, Nate was washed away into a magical land of elves and gremlins. Nate began to fly through it, laughing. There was Beatles music playing in the background.

“Ooh!” said Nate, hovering around a giant marshmallow tree. “All the colours!” He giggled. Suddenly along came Aislynn, dressed in a large velvet suit, and doing the chicken dance.

“Hi, Aislynn!” yelled Nate.

“Shut up, Nate!” Aislynn said, punching him to the ground.

“Wha?” Nate opened his eyes. He was back in the bar. Aislynn stood in front of him.

“Both of you make me sick!” said Aislynn. “Trying to get eachother drunk like that!”

Nate looked over to see that Josh had been punched to the ground aswell. “Hey, I’m sorry, babe!” he said. “Please, forgive me?”

“No!” yelled Aislynn. “I hate the two of you!” She stormed out, crying. Nate lay there next to Josh on the floor, crying quietly.


Aislynn rushed out the door and ran into Matthew and Vicky.

“What’s wrong?” asked Vicky, looking at Aislynn’s tears. She hugged her.

“What’s wrong?” echoed Aislynn. “Nate and Josh are both idiotic jerks, that’s what’s wrong!”

“Oh…” replied Vicky. “I’m sorry to hear that! But we have some news that may cheer you up.”

“What?” asked Aislynn.

“There’s a plane ride to Broadway and we just got tickets!” said Matthew. “No more stupid countries you’ve never heard of, no more using hundreds of types of transport to escape evil!”

“Oh.” Said Aislynn quietly. “That’s great.”

“Yeah!” said Vicky. “But…well, this probably isn’t the best time to tell you…”

“There’s more bad news, isn’t there?” asked Aislynn, frowning.

“Well…” said Matt. “Vicky and I have decided to stay here. We’re going to live together.”

“Oh.” Said Aislynn quietly. “Err... Great.”

The end of the long journey was near. But it wasn’t like she had expected it to be.

TO BE CONTINUED. IN THE SEASON FINALE OF THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF AISLYNN!
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[MovieGuy]

good one. here I was expecting 4 more and suddeny there's only 1 left. Can't wait to see what happens i nthe finale

[marcus]

sorry about that. It's just that I really can't fill in three more eps! Unless there's another ep all on the plane, which would suck, since I've had like three of those.

The next ep may not be incredibly funny. It's gonna bring back some memories. It's gonna have emotion. And great evil will return. (not JUST the Marci.) But there will hopefully be enough funny moments to keep it enjoyable.
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[MovieGuy]

read Nate 1 finale thats not funny at all

[marcus]

lol ok good so u wont mind?
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[MovieGuy]

nah as long as it is good

[marcus]

Okay, here it is. The loooooong finale. Not much of Nate or Josh, since they'll have to do some big stuff at the start of season two. Hope you enjoy it!

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 1x22: Memories Will Haunt You

Day 78: The Shallabonbon Airport.


“Bye!” said Aislynn, hugging Vicky. “I’ll really miss you! Write to me!”

“Bye.” Said Vicky through tears.

“Yeah. We won’t forget ya, Ais’.” Said Matthew.

“Bye.” Said Colin and Paul to Nate and Josh. They had decided to stay there, with Matt and Vicky, because of Aislynn’s new hatred towards them.

After almost all goodbyes had been said, Aislynn walked over to Nate and Josh. “Err…bye.” She said awkwardly. Nate and Josh just waved and said nothing else. After she walked off, Nate yanked over Paul by the jumper.

“What?!?” asked Paul, taking Nate’s hand off.

“Just take good care of Aislynn, will ya?” asked Nate. “I’ll always love her.”

“I second that.” Said Josh quietly. Nate laughed slightly.

“Will do.” Said Paul. “See ya!”

And that was it. Aislynn, Paul, Colin and Boone boarded the flight, labelled flight 815.

“Hmm…” said Matthew. “That’s an interesting number. I think I’ll use that in our show, Josh!”

“Oh, great.” Said Josh sarcastically. “Woop-dee-doo!”


Day 79: The Plane.

“What the?!?!?” Colin shouted, annoyed.

“What’s wrong?” asked Aislynn.

“These cup holders! They’re too small!” yelled Colin.

Aislynn laughed. “So? It’s better than the last flight we were on.”

“Well, obviously it’s not great when you have a group of fast-food-fuelled Marci come and destroy your plane!” said Colin.

“I don’t think we’ve ever had a normal flight.” Said Paul.

“Yeah.” Said Colin. “I seem to recall a group of people from a plane falling onto my Bangladeshi house!”

“Yep.” Laughed Paul. “Then there was that flight where you and me were stuck in the bathroom half the time!”

“Hmm…you mean when you had a little accident?” teased Colin.

Aislynn began to laugh, until she realised what she had been doing that day. That was when her and Nate began to secretly date.

Paul looked at her, realising why she was frowning. “Oh, sorry!” he said quickly. “I didn’t mean to bring back those memories!”

“Let’s face it.” Said Aislynn. “Memories are here to stay. We’re not gonna forget this adventure!”

“Yeah.” Growled Colin. “I’ll never forget this DAMN CUP HOLDER PROBEM!!!” He began to curse.

“You’re an idiot.” Said Paul.

“I know.” Replied Colin. The three of them laughed. They were the new ‘group’ now.


After a long conversation on random things instead of memories, and shouting about cup holders, the flight was over. They had made it.

Aislynn stared at the beautiful city. “Wow.” She exclaimed. “Broadway! Just like I dreamt it!”

The three of them walked through the lit up city. It was like Las Vegas without drunks.

“So what concert will ya star in first?” asked Paul.

Aislynn laughed. “I don’t know. I’ll think of something.”


Day 78…Again…stupid time difference: Back in Shallabonbon.

“That’s a nice house.” Said Matthew, pointing at a large orange house.

“Yeah…” replied Vicky. “But orange is ugly.”

“Okay, what do you think we should get?” asked Matt.

“Pink.” Said Vicky.

“No way!” said Matt.

“Fine. How ‘bout… white?” asked Vicky.

“Yeah. Okay.” Replied Matthew. “Where’s a white house?”

“Err…” Vicky scanned the streets. There wasn’t a white house in sight. Infact, all of them were either pink or orange! Vicky looked closely at the doors. They each had an odd symbol on them. She took one step closer… One was in the shape of a burger, another in the shape of a Subway sandwich, and another in the shape of an ice cream.

Vicky gasped. “It’s the Marci! Run!” The two of them began to run. Matt ran incredibly fast, while Vicky was behind, panting. She tripped over. She went to get up, but a large red shoe stopped her in her path.

“Oh my god!!!” yelled Vicky. “It’s Ronald McDonald!”



“Oh my god!!!” yelled Colin. “The cup holders at McDonalds don’t fit the cups either!”

Aislynn, Paul and him all sat in the Broadway McDonalds. Boone was going through his eleventh Big Mac.

“Excuse me!” came a voice. It was one of the waitresses. “I’m afraid we don’t allow pigs here!”

“He’s…not a pig.” Said Aislynn. “He’s a hog.”

“Oh, okay.” Said the woman. “Carry on.”

Paul and Colin sat with burgers in their hands, amazed. “Right…” said Paul. “Is this another food trick you learnt to do in China?”

“No!” laughed Aislynn. “Hog just sounds more distinguished than pig, so they let him stay.”

“Wow!” replied Colin. “You should write a book on pig-owning!”

Aislynn laughed again. “I’m not that great at it! Often Vicky and Nate had to help--”

She paused, then sighed. “I still miss him. More than anyone.”

Paul and Colin nodded. “More than your family that you haven’t seen in ages?” asked Paul.

“Are you kidding? I hated that hell hole! That’s why I got the hell out of it!” laughed Aislynn. They all laughed and continued to eat their food.


Ronald McDonald pointed a large gun towards Vicky. He had a strong resemblance to Michael Jackson.

Matthew turned around, noticing Vicky wasn’t with him. He suddenly saw Ronald with his gun pointed at her. He began to run up to attack but a large group of Marci came out. He ran off as they chased him.

Vicky lay there, amazed. Dial-Up, Ronald, and three Marci lifted her.

“No mistakes this time.” Said Dial-Up. “This is the end of the road.”


Aislynn, Colin, Paul and Boone left McDonalds. “Damn cup holders.” Cursed Colin. They continued to walk, until Aislynn saw a sign…

“Wanted: A talented actor who can sing, tell jokes, and chicken dance.”

“That’s perfect for me!” exclaimed Aislynn. She walked right in. The room was almost pitch black. Suddenly the door closed behind them.

“Ha, it seems I know you very well, Aislynn!” came a voice. She turned around to see a Chinese man. “Now it is time you come back with your people!”

“Wha…Father?” asked Aislynn.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[lostzilla]

season finale already???
how long we have to wait?
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[marcus]

I'm thinking December 15? That's not too long. But then after X-mas you'll have to wait til late in January while I'm in NZ.

Anyway, got any comments on the finale?
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[lostzilla]

Great stuff as usual Marci.

what u doin in NZ?
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[marcus]

Thanks. It's just a holiday.
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[lostzilla]

ok ....I'd prolly fly back home too. Don't know yet/
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[Aislynn]

Okay, here I am at last! I can't get my post to submit so I'm going to break it into 2 pieces, since maybe it was too long or something... Or maybe it's just my dial-up dying on me yet again. *grumble*

Part 1:

Episode 1x18: Sweet Revenge

marcus wrote:

“Err…” he began. “I’m feeling terrible today, actually. I think I’m going to die.” “Oh.” There was a tone of shock in the telemarketer’s voice. “Well, then maybe to cheer you up, you should try the new magneto-wool hair dryer and vacuum cleaner in one!”

Oh man, is that SO like a telemarketer? Even death isn't a good enough excuse!

marcus wrote:

“De plane! De plane!” snorted Aislynn. No-one else laughed. “What? Haven’t you guys ever watched Fantasy Island?” There was yet another awkward silence.

Nobody ever appreciates my Fantasy Island humor...


Episode 1x19: Crumbs and Crashes

marcus wrote:

“Mwahahaha!” came an evil voice. Dial-Up opened the door to Matthew’s plane and walked in laughing. “You have a weird laugh.” Said Nate, looking at Dial-Up amazed. “Shut up!” snapped Dial-Up. He cackled once more. “Seriously is that your real laugh or are you faking it?” asked Nate again.

That just made me laugh and laugh! And yes, it was my real laugh, too...

marcus wrote:

“I’ve got it!” said Aislynn, standing up straight. “The Hypnotic Baked Goods Mind Teasing Mind Trick!” “Err…” said Nate. “You mean the cookie-thing-a-ma-jig?” “Yeah!” said Aislynn, excited. “I think if I concentrate really hard I could do it with that tiny crumb there!” “Are you sure?” asked Josh. “Obviously, no.” said Aislynn. “But ya got any other ideas?”

Oh, I love the cookie-thing-a-ma-jig so much!

marcus wrote:

“Err…” said Marcus 8 after an awkward silence. “Sorry, no sweet revenge today…but I think there’s still some healthy choice rolls in the McDonalds section.” Dial-Up grunted, and stormed off angrily.

Episode 1x20: Feelings with Fists

marcus wrote:

“Okay, we need a map.” Said Josh. “Here’s one!” said Paul, lifting up a brochure.

Now, how handy a talent is THAT, huh?

marcus wrote:

Eventually a doctor came to check Aislynn. “She’s alright.” He finally said after several minutes. “But she…may die.” Everyone gasped, almost all at once.

*GASP!!!* No, she's gotta live! Live to be fought over by two sweet Southern boys, Aislynn! Live! Live!

marcus wrote:

“I can do that all the time.” Laughed Matthew. “And more than just that, ofcourse.” “Like what?” asked Vicky. “Like this…” Matt said, then came closer to Vicky and kissed her. She put her arms around him.

Again, Vicky went WOO-HOO at that moment in her life and didn't even know why...

marcus wrote:

Nate turned to him. “Hey, you try waiting to find out if you’re girlfriend will live or not!” “Huh?” asked Josh. “Wha?” said Colin. “Umm…” said Nate. He looked at Paul. “Err…” began Paul. “Sorry. I can’t think of an excuse this time!” He ran off quickly. “Oh…crap.” Said Nate.

Uh-oh... The cat's out of the bag now! I loved it when Paul said he couldn't think of an excuse that time and ran off!

End of Part 1

[Aislynn]

Part 2:

Episode 1x21: Drinking Games.

marcus wrote:

Vicky gave the last of the money needed to pay for Aislynn’s operation. She still had over forty thousand dollars.

*sniffle* Vicky paid for my operation... Aw, she's such a great gal!

marcus wrote:

“No!” snapped a girl, and slapped him in the face. Nate laughed and walked away from her. Aislynn charged up to him. “What the hell are you doing?” she asked. “Hey, babe!” replied Nate, sitting down. “Chill, I was just talking!” Aislynn looked at Nate angrily, then looked at Josh, who was pointing at Nate and mouthing “See?”

I could just see that whole scene, especially the part with Josh mouthing, "See?" Too good!

marcus wrote:

“Well…” said Nate. “Cheers!” The two of them hit their glasses against eachother and began to drink. Suddenly, Nate was washed away into a magical land of elves and gremlins. Nate began to fly through it, laughing. There was Beatles music playing in the background. “Ooh!” said Nate, hovering around a giant marshmallow tree. “All the colours!” He giggled. Suddenly along came Aislynn, dressed in a large velvet suit, and doing the chicken dance. “Hi, Aislynn!” yelled Nate.

Ah, the chicken dancing! Oh, I love it how you keep incorporating all these things into the story! Priceless!

marcus wrote:

“Well…” said Matt. “Vicky and I have decided to stay here. We’re going to live together.”

Again, Vicky woo-hooed without knowing why...


Episode 1x22: Memories Will Haunt You

marcus wrote:

“Just take good care of Aislynn, will ya?” asked Nate. “I’ll always love her.” “I second that.” Said Josh quietly.

*loudly sobs* Oh man, that's just beautiful... *sobs again*

marcus wrote:

“What the?!?!?” Colin shouted, annoyed. “What’s wrong?” asked Aislynn. “These cup holders! They’re too small!” yelled Colin.

At last, addressing some of the REAL problems in the world: cup holders that just don't fit!!!

marcus wrote:

Vicky gasped. “It’s the Marci! Run!” The two of them began to run. Matt ran incredibly fast, while Vicky was behind, panting. She tripped over. She went to get up, but a large red shoe stopped her in her path. “Oh my god!!!” yelled Vicky. “It’s Ronald McDonald!”

*dies laughing* I always knew there was something sinister about that clown...

marcus wrote:

“Excuse me!” came a voice. It was one of the waitresses. “I’m afraid we don’t allow pigs here!” “He’s…not a pig.” Said Aislynn. “He’s a hog.”

Which, I no doubt said in a no duh! voice! You tell 'em, Ais! *snaps*

marcus wrote:

Vicky lay there, amazed. Dial-Up, Ronald, and three Marci lifted her. “No mistakes this time.” Said Dial-Up. “This is the end of the road.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

marcus wrote:

“Wanted: A talented actor who can sing, tell jokes, and chicken dance.” “That’s perfect for me!” exclaimed Aislynn.

Well, it IS!

marcus wrote:

TO BE CONTINUED…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



What a fabulous season 1, Marcus! It had it all: danger, suspense, romance, intrigue, action, loveable characters, a shocking cliff-hanger ending and, of course, two Southern boys fighting over me! (Yes, I always come back to that part, ya know! )

Can't wait for season 2 to begin! Though, of course, I understand that you have to work around Real Life Stuff. Hope you have a good holiday in January but we're sure gonna miss you while you're gone!

Thanks again for writing me such a fantabulous story! *BIG, SQUEEZY HUG*

~Aislynn