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Mims_and_Jay Novice Vidder
Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Posts: 86 Location: On stage with driveSHAFT of course!
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject: VERY WEIRD AND PERVY POEMS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! |
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Ok,these are as weird and pervy as five twelve year girls can make it...
I only wrote one or two, ok? Don't blame me! You were warned!!!
>>>>>Final chance to turn back!
By Me
Koren is a nob,
She fancies a hog
His name is Ethan and he's a dick
He shags a stick
By EtHaNaNdBoOnElUvVeR and maybe charlie
There once was a dickhead named Boone
Who masturbates with a spoon
Jack had a wank
Charlie had a spank
And fiddled with Locke under the moon.
Honest! We are twelve! And we did this during RS!
Feel free to yell at me or throw up.
Jay xxx _________________ Jackie and Jane are my stars! Aislynn is my inspiration!
http://www.lostvideo.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=3340
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Polarbear Expert Vidder
Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 13684 Location: having a bowl of brown with Davos
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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lmao i like the second one. I was a foul mouthed 10 year old so its cool lol _________________
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Mims_and_Jay Novice Vidder
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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thanks! More coming soon! Figures that most people would like Koren's... She's a porn enthusiast and didn't like it when the lights went out in hearts and minds...
Jay
xxx _________________ Jackie and Jane are my stars! Aislynn is my inspiration!
http://www.lostvideo.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=3340
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Mims_and_Jay Novice Vidder
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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Come on guys! I know you're reading the sick stuff! Where's your yelling? _________________ Jackie and Jane are my stars! Aislynn is my inspiration!
http://www.lostvideo.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=3340
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fallen_angel Advanced Vidder
Joined: 20 Feb 2005 Posts: 4376 Location: Australia
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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lol .......... too busy laughing _________________ Pirates 3 - MAY 25th 2007!!! |
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Mims_and_Jay Novice Vidder
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Mims_and_Jay Novice Vidder
Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Posts: 86 Location: On stage with driveSHAFT of course!
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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charlie is gay,
charlie is gay,
til his chameleon awakes
and comes out to play!
charlie pace-
he's a differnent race,
to all of us nice folk,
but he;s no orc, hobbit or elf,
he's a scanky gay bloke!
doctor sheppard, doctor jack,
a gorilla like king kong,
look heres charlie,
smoking crack,
playing with his ding dong!
jin is a super spy,
working under cover,
hes our school caretaker,
and does it with his mother!
there was once a gay named sawyer,
an ugly and mingerish man,
he dressed up as a girl,
had sex with a twirl,
he then had a baby chocolate tran!
boone is a very gay man,
a cross between woman and man,
has 2 dicks and a fanny,
which he stole from his granny,
and never did it with her again!
hurley the gay old giant,
once did it with a client,
he had loads of fun,
but got stuck up his bum,
coz his dick was defiant!
claire was a lezbo with kate,
they licked minge until very late,
they sucked all night,
but the condom was tight,
so they got cats and started to mate!
vincent the perverted dog,
likes to drink from his bog,
he got bored one day,
converted to gay,
then went off to hump a hog!
sayid went to iraqi karma,
and made out with the Dalai Lama,
they got really busy,
and got REALLY dizzy,
then they stopped and started to lick dick!
micheal is gay boy,
who has a very big boone toy,
he like to wave it around,
like a snake on the ground,
what a gay old gay boy!
locke, locke, feels like locke,
the size of his dick will give you a shock,
he straps it on to play with boone,
vincent too, but not too soon,
locke, oh what a spock!
(penny likes his cock,
he parks it in her dock)
walt and shannon and sun,
in the'jungle' having fun,
playing with sticks,
sucking on dicks,
their spitroast only begun!
ethan rom is really fit,
but charlie pace looks like a shit,
walts not very old,
but locke is very bald,
and micheal looks like a twit!
boone is scank,but jin is yucker,
jacks a gay old farmer fucker,
sinjin and patrick BJ liam,
but their dicks are so small you can hardly see 'em!
lauren rowe and lenny,
her sexy psyco rat,
had some fun with penny,
the crazy star-trek twat!
school is where life begins,
full of gays, ol pervs and jins,
lockes teaching french in room ten,
with boone and vincent,not any men,
miss hoare in science, a gay old hag,
cross between jack and hurley always having a shag,
miss hallas is a real nightmare,
the only child of shannon and claire,
taht leaves sayid and walt to leer,
at micheal and mr sheer,
if theres one thing mr hataway does hate,
its taht lesbo minging kate,
charlie and sun, having fun,
shagging mr hards,
aaron and patrick join in too,
coz they are retards!
sarah rode sawyer,
in a very special way,
she got on top,
bit off his cock,
and rode from june til may!
amy and doctor jack,
like a bit of 'whack',
together they shag,
though jack is a drag,
so amy like to give him a smack!
koren and ethan the gay boy,
like to use boone as a chew toy,
they both shag boone,
on top a spoon,
and ethan enjoys it the most!
jay and charlie,
like to shag round with bob marley,
they have fun in the sun,
play games with charlies gun,
then BJ liam in the barley!
zoe and adam st john,
both have dicks that sre very long,
they BJ each other,
with ethan thier gay lover,
and then shagged all in one thong!
jay and patrick gleason,
shagged dressed up as stripper policemen,
along came spock,
and sucked jay's cock,
pat's minge was less than decent!
pervy gayboy ethan rom,
had bum sex with dick and dom,
they did it china,
and bought charlies vagina,
and feated on sweets and condoms!
<ethanrulz>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sorry, EtHaNaNdBoOnElUvVeR took over my computer!
Enjoy! _________________ Jackie and Jane are my stars! Aislynn is my inspiration!
http://www.lostvideo.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=3340
Pervy, but funny!
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Mims_and_Jay Novice Vidder
Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Posts: 86 Location: On stage with driveSHAFT of course!
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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Ok.... I've just read them and they are WRONG!!! And she's got Ethan and Charlie mixed up AGAIN!
Jay
xxx _________________ Jackie and Jane are my stars! Aislynn is my inspiration!
http://www.lostvideo.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=3340
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Mims_and_Jay Novice Vidder
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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ahem. We shall not be updating until you review! I am sure there are more people than seven reading them, in fact I know there are because the thingy says 83. So R-E-V-I-E-W peeps!
Jay
xxxxx _________________ Jackie and Jane are my stars! Aislynn is my inspiration!
http://www.lostvideo.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=3340
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EtHaNaNdBoOnElUvVeR
Joined: 28 Nov 2005 Posts: 1 Location: Newent! Chav Capital!
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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i think that those r da best poems EVER!! (even if i may say so myself, i did write them)
so c'mon peeps say wot u fink!
_________________ ethan and boone rule but charlie is a minger! |
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Mims_and_Jay Novice Vidder
Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Posts: 86 Location: On stage with driveSHAFT of course!
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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Umm... Mrs Mapother? Cheltenham's chav capital... I think Newent's porn capital! Got your prezzie, btw! _________________ Jackie and Jane are my stars! Aislynn is my inspiration!
http://www.lostvideo.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=3340
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evangeline_lilly_rocks
Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Posts: 92
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:28 am Post subject: |
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those were creepy. I liked them! _________________ i no real |
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