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SuperKC Expert Vidder
Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 3667 Location: On a Stick
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:06 am Post subject: Quotable Quotes |
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Ya'll know how this works. I think the last one got pruned cause it was in spam. It's better here.
Trey says: i tell you BSG feels like a fresh piece of gum after chewing the lost one for a while
KC says: Hahahaha. WORD.
Trey says: yes. WORD!
(Don't worry guys, we still love LOST!) |
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Polarbear Expert Vidder
Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 13684 Location: having a bowl of brown with Davos
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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homos! _________________
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IntoTheVoid Expert Vidder
Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 2407 Location: Narnia
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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This one's abit R rated
Teacher: What word do we use when describing what the author does here?
My friend: E.. Uh.. Ejash.. Ejaculation..? WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT!
Me: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA etc etc _________________
"Jack is the guy she should be with.
She does genuinely love him.
And she knows that he would take excellent care of her." - Damon Lindelof |
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Polarbear Expert Vidder
Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 13684 Location: having a bowl of brown with Davos
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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Never heard of people misusing that one erection maybe. _________________
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Jemmz Council Member
Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 21154 Location: Ultra (DE)
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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omfg, lol!
Me while watching Run Fat Boy Run and seeing Simon Pegg in his shorts:
"Look! It's Pegg's legs! " *cheesy grin*
Really, it was funny at the time |
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Hobbes Council Member
Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 11208 Location: Vancouver, BC
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:33 am Post subject: |
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You guys and your innappropriate out-of-context quotes . |
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SuperKC Expert Vidder
Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 3667 Location: On a Stick
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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What was that about Richard Simmons? |
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mistojen Advanced Vidder
Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 1699 Location: Corning, NY
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:16 am Post subject: |
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Who gives out porn to underage girls? What? _________________ avatar: Plastic!Winchester Theater by anteka @ LJ; icon by me
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Aislynn Council Member
Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 35782 Location: Sawyerville, USA
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:53 am Post subject: |
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It's not nearly as much fun as all of that but today I clearly admitted to taking Happy Pills:
Other person: "So what's the name of that med you take?"
Me: (stumbling over the fact that every diabetes medicine in the world starts with the letter G and all sound pretty much alike) "I take Gleeeeee!"
Yes, I apparently take Glee, the most Happiest Medicine EVA! |
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wolffootball37 Expert Vidder
Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 4210 Location: Plano, Texas
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:05 am Post subject: |
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lol! at least your not like my mom who takes a vas assortment of "happy pills" she insists are vitimins, but dosnt really know what they do! |
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 28138 Location: California
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:37 am Post subject: |
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I know this is mean, but I found this amusing when it happened.
OK, my drama class got canceled, so me and my friends (Sarah, Chris, Jay) were just hanging out just outside of the classroom. My friend Chris looked upset and we asked him what was wrong and we figrue out he broke up with his girlfriend.
Chris: I'm just done with women.
Jay: There'll be other girls, man.
Chris: No. I'm just done with girls PERIOD.
*awkward pause*
Sarah: Uh...Jay...you might wanna step aside.
Chris: NO! That's not what I meant!!
*laughter*
Jay: Well, I am lookin' kinda sexy today...
Chris: Shutup.
*more laughter*
We're so mean to poor Chris. xD _________________
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Jemmz Council Member
Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 21154 Location: Ultra (DE)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Lol! I don't know what it is about the gay jokes. We make them all the time too
I have one, can't remember if I've posted it already.
Natz(pointing at a Halloween witch): Look! It's Jemma's twin! haha! *silence*
Oh wait, I'm your twin! xD
Lol, she forgot! xD That happens sometimes (lmao!) |
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Charlies_Innocence Expert Vidder
Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 4410 Location: down a rabbit hole
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:31 am Post subject: |
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xD That one made me laugh, Jemma. Because I'm a twin too! I never forget though... _________________
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 28138 Location: California
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Jemmz wrote: | Lol! I don't know what it is about the gay jokes. We make them all the time too. |
I know, we do too! We don't mean offense or anything, it just happens. Ha! I love your sister's quote too. That's so funny!
I've got another. My best friend's little brother (he's 5 years old) says he's my boyfriend, so he always kisses me on the cheek (he's sooo cute!). So today he kisses me when I'm about to leave, and he says - "I kiss you a lot. Does that mean that we're married?" LOL!
He also said something like, "Does 'married' mean that your friend comes to live at your house?" and his mom said "Yes. Why, do you want to get married?" and he replies, "No, I just want someone to play with." Aww!
Me to my friend: Here, have a naked cookie. (referring to the non-frosting side of the oreo, cuz I only wanted to have the frosting side of the cookie - for some reason, people found this very funny)
Me: *watches the little room fill with water* Die Charlie, die! I mean...NO! Don't die! I mean...I don't know what I mean anymore! (I was going through a love/hate relationship with Charlie at the time) _________________
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Aislynn Council Member
Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 35782 Location: Sawyerville, USA
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: |
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Jemmz wrote: | Natz(pointing at a Halloween witch): Look! It's Jemma's twin! haha! *silence*
Oh wait, I'm your twin! xD
Lol, she forgot! xD That happens sometimes (lmao!) |
LOL!
SassyLostie2 wrote: | Me to my friend: Here, have a naked cookie. |
Cookies, yay! Naked cookies, FTW!
Here's two extremely lame ones from me:
Me: (accidentally stabs pinkie finger with knife while trying to cut a sandwich -- yes, I'm very coordinated ) Ouch! Geez, I've cut a finger off and now I'm only going to be able to count to ten!
Which makes you wonder... Just how many fingers did I have to start off with?
Me: (spotting a life-sized replica of a small one-man plane up on a skinny sort of stand outside of a business as we're driving by) Look! A plane on a stick!
And I was so serious-sounding, too... Now every time we drive by there, the entire car has to say solemnly "plane on a stick!" |
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