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Rocksiren
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:51 pm    Post subject: Top Worst Movies of all Time! Reply with quote

I want to know everybody's! No not so bad "theyre good". Just plain horrible.

In no particular order:

Death Tunnel (this would actually have to be #1)
National Lampoon's Senior Trip
National Lampoon's Dorm Daze
Down to You
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
100 Girls
The Wedding Planner

Thats all I can think of for now.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Down To You
The Wedding Planner
Jeepers Creepers 1
Sweet Home Alabama
Polar Express
Elf
Fun With Dick And Jane
Scary Movie 4
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The worst film I have seen by about twenty orders of magnitude is 'Der Ewige Jude' (The Eternal Jew), a Nazi propaganda film that is not only vile, but is crappily made. Basically, they take footage of ghetto Jews, Peter Lorre (Hungarian Jewish actor - my favorite actor ever), and rats, and splice it together and then go 'SEE? JEWS ARE RATS BLARHGHGHGH.' It's just downright terrible on all counts. We had to watch it as part of Film History class.

Other bad bad bad movies that are not reasons to never watch a film again, unlike that one:

The Avengers - why did this need to be a movie? why did it need to be made even campier and unfunny? Why did you need to cast perpetually crappy Uma Thurman in the Diana Rigg role? If I were Sean Connery, I'd be embarrassed. I suspect he was anyway.

Baby Geniuses - Talking babies try to foil a plan to take over the world. This thing had a sequel for some unknown reason. Someone got paid off.

Battlefield Earth - Ego-tripping to the extreme. Bonus points if you get the DVD (which I own because of the sheer badness of the movie) and you catch the interview of Travolta talking about how his dreadlocked gogo-booted furry-pawed alien is "just like Shakespeare's Iago."

Born in Flames - Screechy ultra-kill-all-men propaganda flick pretending to be a science fiction film. I am a hard feminist and I find this movie embarrassing for us and horrible in general. Also: Lesbian bike cops wtf.

Crossroads - Britney Spears acts as well as she sings.

From Justin to Kelly - So do these two dorks.

Jack Frost (the killer snowman one, though the Michael Keaton one was also pretty terrible) - This one is so bad it's good. A killer snowman terrorizes a town with laughable results. Totally unscary, too. 'What's the difference between a male and a female snowman? Snowballs.' is the level of the script.

Manos: The Hands of Fate - Why why why do fertilizer salesmen need to sink their lives' savings into making horrible movies? Why do they hire a harem of ugly women to play the babes, a dull trio for the family (4-year-old daughter is especially dim), and a Frank Zappa lookalike for Manos? Also: Torgo. The shuffling Igor-ish servant of Zappa - I mean, Manos - is graced with such glorious lines as 'The master likes you.' and 'It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon.' (Yes, you read the last one right.)

The Patriot - Mel Gibson was good in 'Mad Max' and 'Lethal Weapon' and then his ego got in the way. This is a monument to his ego only, unlike Braveheart, it's not even good. Thumpingly obvious rah-rah Americanism on a terrible million-dollar-budget scale.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FilmChick- girl after my own MST3K loving heart. I didnt bother with the MST movies because they are so obvious, lol.

But yeah I saw the Avengers a few weeks ago- all Im going to say is "Thats where the Teddybears have their board meeting!".

Also, MYSTERY MEN is a boil on the ass of film.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three words...

RAISE.

THE.

TITANIC.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol marcus. I thought of another film, Sleepover. I had to watch it with my 7 year old cousin and it was the biggest bunch of loser teenagers, who think they can act - when they cant. Who think they are hot, when they arent. I mean the ending was a girl who looked like 13, kissing a guy who looked 20 who was suppost to be in their grade at school. It was crap. Even my cousin thought so.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Sleepover" is my favourite movie!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sleepover was terrible. Only thing that makes it watchable is Steve Carell. Even then I speed through all that crap with the girls in it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well even with Steve Carell in it it was still pretty awful. They gave him crap lines and his character was kinda stupid.

I loathe that film...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I. HATE. SCARY. MOVIE. 4.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pretty much any movie with a pop singer trying to act sucks.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shankle wrote:
I. HATE. SCARY. MOVIE. 4.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about 3, 2, and 1? It's better than those

Lets see.... worst movies...

Punch Drunk Love

can't think of others.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

marcus wrote:
Pretty much any movie with a pop singer trying to act sucks.

This is truth.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

one word...












































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