Lost Video Island

[Distress Signal]

I've been looking for this poem for more than a year, and suddenly just today my sister found it among all her junk! I think she and I collaborated on it during late season 1. It's a lyrical spoof on the Barbie Girl song by Aqua:


I'm a little bar
on the tranceiver
the distress call
needs a signal

You can hit my head
and tie me to a bed
Electrocution
It's a revolution

Come on Danielle
Who is Alex?

*repeat chorus*

I'm a faint little bar
with a low connection
shock me here, shock me there
act all creepy

You're my slave
from a cave
fix my musical box
who's that girl
from Iraq
that's your girlfriend




Ahhhh, good times.

[PsychoCynic]

Awesome parody, DS!