meandi
Intermediate Vidder
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
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 Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:16 pm |
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Sure, I can translate it 
Gandalf: Come Frodo, I want to talk to you. You think you're so damn smart, don't you? You think you can make us all go wherever the hell you want...
Merry: Gandalf, Frodo, look! What a big wall.
Gimli: It's Morias wall you idiot.
Gandalf: Here it is. Look, here's the door. Morias door. ...but what the hell? It's made of stone. Damn. I thought it was going to be made out of plastic... Hm.
Frodo: Gandalf, look! It's glowing!
Gandalf: Well, what do you know. Let's see what it says. "You must be
a complete idiot if you think you can pass this door."
Merry: Sounds like a mystery.
Gandalf: But I've seen these things on tv, you know... you just gotta press here, and then you sing something. (sings Bä Bä Vita Lamm, old childrens song)
Gandalf: Nehe. Want something more modern, maybe? (sings new song Vill ha Dej)
Gandalf: But what the hell! Now you damn door! ...crap.
(stops Pippin from throwing rock)
Aragorn: You're to bad to throw a rock.
(Frodo looks at the door)
Frodo: Wait a minute, I think I get it.
Gandalf: Bullshit. Like you would get that. You're worthless.
(door opens)
Gandalf: Damn, it was dark in here. (lights) There you go, well in here it was nice... damn. How ugly. Hello?! Is there anybody in here?! Nehe...
(goes up the stairs. Looks around.)
Gandalf: We're gonna stop here and smoke.
(Frodo sees Gollum)
Gollum: Stop! Wait! Damn monkeys, wait!
(Frodo and Gandalf talks. Then they continue.)
Gandalf: It's even darker down here. We just have to continue, I guess. I have the flashlight, you don't have a thing. Hehehehehe.
Something like that 
Well, I guess it's funnier if you do understand it right away, lol ...
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