Lost Video Island

[thefilmchick]

Inspired by CrazyMol's chatroom avatars (no challenge to her ideas intended), I came up with this... "piece of work" on Instant Messenger with a friend from another Lost forum tonight, and felt the need to share it with this forum as well. Maybe people will find it funny.

-CAMP LOSTIES: 42 members.-
BloodyRockGod: I can't hear anything. Does any1 have any good remedies for deafness? Where are JesusStick and GeneralJL anyway?
PBLover: You were with them, weren't you?
BloodyRockGod has left the chatroom.
PBLover: I knew it. See, this is why I don't trust him with my baybay.
IslandSavedMyWife: You don't have to type with an accent, you know.
PBLover:
DrunkBrotha: hey *hic* i am so drizzunk right now omgz
JesusSavesAndDoesTheLaundry: Honey, I thought you were with GeneralJL and JesusStick.
DrunkBrotha: SO DRIZZUNK LOOK AT ME HAHAHAHA I KANT TYPE LOLZ SO FUNNI.
PBLover: He's going to be doing this all night, isn't he? Some people just shouldn't drink and type at the same time.
DrunkBrotha: lolz what do you think i did for the past three years hahahahahaha.

-CAMP GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP: 3 members.-
AbdulAbulbulAmir: This is very curious. This report I found on the internet says that the statue should have four toes because it is the scientific manifestation of early man, also known as H. erectus, and that H. erectus only had four toes. I suppose we could say that in another time, that would be the case, but that is rather a quandary. I do not understand why this is the case. Perhaps we can triangulate it.
Gorton'sFisherman: ****** (Your chatroom does not support the lang-Kor charset.)
GreenThumb: Gorton'sFisherman, ****** (Your chatroom does not support the lang-Kor charset.) You have to speak English to Abdul.
Gorton'sFisherman: I don't have to speak English. Abdul can speak Korean.
AbdulAbulbulAmir: ****** (Your chatroom does not support the lang-Kor charset.)
AbdulAbulbulAmir: This chatroom is very disconcerting.

-CAMP OTHERS: 6 members.-
!Henry has entered the chatroom.
>@ !Henry: !Henry has declared himself chatroom moderator. !Henry has declared KlughNotClue and Tom#4815 as operators.
!Henry: Jack, Sawyer, Kate? Welcome to our chatroom. We are going to chat. Sorry about KlughNotClue and Tom#4815, but they are idle dealing with ArtsyFartsy and JuniorUriGeller.
DoctorHero: *weeps*
ConMan08: Make it quick. I have to give myself a facial, so I still look nice even in this hellhole. I am so pretty.
Kills4Love is 15 minutes idle.
!Henry: Kate, are you there? You're staring off into the middle distance again, aren't you?
Kills4Love: sry back.
!Henry: OK. Now can we chat?
DoctorHero: I am a doctor, you know. Do any of you people need medical help? I am a doctor. I know what to do. I should tell you what to do, because I am a doctor. Listen to me.
ConMan08: Shut the hell up, Jackass.
> +boot ConMan08: !Henry has booted ConMan08. Reason: Shut the hell up, yourself.
> +topic: !Henry has changed the topic to: "We should just drown all three of you."
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I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

[Hobbes]

LMAO

my fav:

Quote:

DoctorHero: *weeps*

[IntoTheVoid]

Ha! This is some funny stuff

My fav part is:

Quote:

DoctorHero: I am a doctor, you know. Do any of you people need medical help? I am a doctor. I know what to do. I should tell you what to do, because I am a doctor. Listen to me.

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"Jack is the guy she should be with.
She does genuinely love him.
And she knows that he would take excellent care of her." - Damon Lindelof

[PsychoCynic]

Funny stuff indeed!
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