Lost Video Island

[MoreLight]

Any of you receive the Prince of an African nation Phishing scheme? Here is a newer version I just received yesterday.

Quote:

Dear Friend, As you read this, I don?t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Said Ahmed a merchant in Dubai, United Arab Emirate. I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe if given a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Due to this illness,I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia.Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Eighteen Million Dollars $18,000,000,00 that I have with a Finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. I have set aside 10% for you and for your time. Yours Faithfully, SAID AHMED

p.s. The only reason I read the whole thing is because I thought the end would say "Please help me. I am stranded on an island full of infidel idiots and one very hot French chick. Send help to my coordinates or I fear I shall slay them all and Allah would never forgive me."

[The Last Soul]

You think the French chick is hot? She needs to take a shower!

[JakeNRoland]

I'm GUESSING he meant Shannon, who speaks French, but that isn't exactly what he said. LOL. You're into older dirty crazy women. Mmmm.

[The Last Soul]

Eh. Shannon's pretty, but she also has this snobby look to her that I don't find attractive.

[JakeNRoland]

Agreed. But when she does look hot, oh man, Wow. But yeah, most of the time she just comes across snobby.

I think I told someone else this about one of their videos, there are two Shannon shots that I melt at. One is where Sayid first approaches her about the maps and she was sunbathing topless and she raises up keeping that thin material close to her. Whew!! And Two, when Boone tells Shannon about the golf game as she's (surprise) sunbathing and she goes to get up and you can kind of see down the backside of her bikini. Good times!!

Okay, I'll stop being creepy about Shannon. I promise. LOL.

[The Last Soul]

Boys.....lol.

[MoreLight]

Shannon looks too high maintenance. Danielle is hot in so many ways. Let me ennumerate them.

1. She can build the best home defense mechanisms. Unfortunately when the first burglar attempts to get in the house the whole place is blown to bits...but on the flip side nothing to steal and get mad about.

2. She doesn't spend hours on end at the beauty salon. Her hair is wild and wacky and nails cut short for utility.

3. She can survive 16 years without going to the supermarket.

4. She speaks French and English.

5. She has a good sense of direction and can not only navigate but can draw up maps as well. Too bad the only landmarks are denoted by lyrics to "sous la mer."

6. She can field strip a rifle.

There are more but that's all I can think of off the top of my head. Shannon is ok. Kate is hotter.

[JakeNRoland]

MoreLight wrote:

Danielle is hot in so many ways. Let me ennumerate them.

LMFAO!! Holy shit that was funny. You made my day!!

[The Last Soul]

I think you need to re-do my "Oh, Pretty Woman" video about Kate and Claire and turn it into a Danielle video, lol.

I'm kidding of course, please don't!

[Cliodna]

I agree about the shower thing, but Russeau isn't ugly.

[SuperKC]

I wonder if there's a picture of the actress freshly showered somewhere? Haha.

[Cliodna]

Showered and clean

[MoreLight]

Thanks for the pic Clio. See not so bad cleaned up. Not as nice as a cleaned up Starbuck but not so bad.