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[Fan4Lost]

Dammit! I missed two eps while I was MIA!

This is getting funnier by the eps. I really wanted Boone to be alive again. Awaiting the next one.

[marcus]

Wow, it hasn't been long at all since I wrote an ep. [/sarcasm] Sorry guys, you know how busy I've been...finally here's a new ep. I'm enjoying the Steph/Josh/Nate/Aislynn love square, I think it works way better than Jack/Kate/Sawyer/Ana. Anyway, enjoy.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 3x16: Funerals, Fists and Freaks.

Day 144: China.

“Excuse me…” said Paul, stopping one of the Marci, who was walking to Marcus 800’s funeral. “Do you know anything about Marcus 800?”

“Ofcourse!” laughed Marcus 97. “I’m not an idiot!” He continued walking. Paul groaned and walked over to the funeral aswell.

“We gather here today to remember one of the most brilliant people in the entire world…” said Ronald McDonald. “Marcus 800.” Several of the Marci were crying. Ronald continued speaking. “The first person who will speak about Marcus 800...is Paul.”

“What?!?” asked Paul. “Err, no, I insist…you go first!”

“No, it’s tradition that you must go first!” replied Ronald.

“Stupid tradition…” Paul muttered under his breath. “Err…okay, well…Marcus 800 was a truly…remarkable person.” All of the Marci nodded in agreement. “Okay, thankyou for listening.” Paul began to walk away from the microphone.

“Paul!” snapped Ronald. “Say something else!”

“Oh…okay then…” Paul said, walking back to the microphone. “As we all know, Marcus 800 was…the 800th Marci. Umm, he…enjoyed killing people, and…had a passion for…doing stuff.”

“That is so true.” sniffed Marcus 97.


Steph rushed into Nate’s tent. “Hey, Nate!” she grinned. She stared at his face, which looked very serious.

“Steph, we need to talk.” sighed Nate.

“What’s wrong?” asked Steph.

“Sorry, but…I have to end things with you now.” Nate said quietly.

“What?” asked Steph. “Why?”

“Well…” Nate replied. “Basically…as you know, me and Josh are really good friends…”

“Oh my God!” Steph exclaimed. “I knew it! You’re gay!”

“No, no!” Nate said quickly. “It’s just that…we have this kind of deal where if we both like a girl, neither of us dates her so we don’t start hating each other again…and he…kinda likes you.”

“Oh.” Steph said. “Oh God…” she thought to herself. “Josh! I’ve wanted to be with him ever since I first met him! What do I do?!?”

Nate sighed. “Umm…you’re okay with this, right?”

“Err…yeah, yeah…” said Steph. “It’s fine…”


Colin walked over to Susan, who was watching Cheech at training. “Err…Mom?” he asked. She turned her head the other way. “Mom, please talk to me! I’m really really sorry!”

“Colin, I don’t know why you even care…” Susan snapped. “I mean, like you said, I’m just a stupid old cow who hasn’t seen the world!”

“Well…” Colin replied. “It’s…it’s an expression…” Susan stared at him oddly. “Alright, fine!” Colin sighed. “It’s not an expression, and I did mean it! But you’ve changed! You have seen the world, I mean you’ve even been in a war!”

“You’ve changed too, Colin…” said Susan. “Into a stupid man who only cares about himself and not about other people’s feelings! Whether or not I deserved it, you should never say what you said to me that day! I raised you not to!”

“You didn’t raise me…” Colin said angrily through gritted teeth. “I had to raise myself! You were a terrible mother!”

“I’m not a mother, I have no son!” yelled Susan. She ran off.

“You’ve already used that line!” Colin yelled at her. “And I think it’s copyright Disney!”


Broadband Man walked over to Vicky, and picked her up with his muscly arms to hug her.

“Ow!” Vicky squealed. “That hurts!”

“Sorry!” Broadband Man said, putting her down. “I’m just here to discuss something with you…I think it’s about time we finally did it…”

“Did what?” asked Vicky, confused.

“Got married!” grinned Broadband Man.

“What?” asked Vicky. “When?!?”

“Now!” grinned Broadband Man, grabbing her by the hand. “Come on, I can morph into a priest…”

“Err, no…” said Vicky. “I don’t think we should do it right now…”

“Okay…” groaned Broadband Man. “When should we do it then?”

“Well, I…” Vicky hesitated. “I suppose we could do it some time soon…”

“Great!” grinned Broadband Man. “We’ll start planning tonight! I’ve gotta go get back to training!” He ran off.

Aislynn walked over to Vicky after having just made sixty cookies in three seconds. “Did I hear right?” she asked. “You’re getting married to Broadband Man, not Matt?”

“Yeah…” replied Vicky. “Yeah, I guess I am…”

“Wow.” said Aislynn. “That’s…that’s, uhh…wow.”

Vicky laughed. “What?” she asked.

“Nothing!” Aislynn laughed. “It’s just that I never expected you to like Broadband Man…you hated his guts the first time he appeared!”

“Well, he may not be the smartest guy in the world…” said Vicky. “But he has a heart of gold…and nice hair.”

Aislynn stared at Broadband Man’s long, thick mullet. “Uhh…yeah….”


“I think we’re all going to miss Marcus 800’s beautiful ways…he was an incredible, incredible man…” said Paul, still saying his speech on a person he didn’t even know. “I could go on about what exactly it is that he did, but I think we all know that story so well that…we don’t need reminding…He had a great sense of humor, and was always there to help out…plus he was incredibly good looking…” All the Marci grinned. Paul sniggered. “Anyway, I won’t go on anymore about this wonderful man, even though I’d love to…I think I can sum it up by saying…Marcus 800...taught us how to love.” He pretended to cry and walked away from the microphone. Everyone cheered.


Josh and Aislynn sat kissing yet again. “I love you…” said Aislynn.

“I love you too…” said Josh.

“I bet absolutely nothing could come between us.” replied Aislynn.

“Yep…nothing…” Josh sighed. He looked guilty.

“You’re not still worried about Nate and Steph, are you?” asked Aislynn. “Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s lying…they’ll still be together for sure.”

“Okay.” sighed Josh. “If you’re sure. I’d better go though, I need to do some training.”

“Okay, see ya.” said Aislynn. Josh walked out of the tent then walked into his own. Steph was there.

“Hey, Steph…” he said. “What are you doing here?”

“I know, Josh…” said Steph.

“You know?” asked Josh. “You know what?”

“I know you have feelings for me…” she replied. “And I have feelings for you too…”

“Uhh, listen, Steph…I actually don’t really--” Steph kissed him. Josh stared at her. “Woah…”

“Sorry, what were you saying?” asked Steph.

“Oh, err…nothing…never mind.” replied Josh. “Oh no…” he thought to himself. It was the exact opposite of what was supposed to happen.


Paul went around the corner, where Father Kongshaw and a bunch of his warriors were standing.

“Touching speech, Paul.” smiled Kongshaw. Suddenly he punched him in the face.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[MovieGuy]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

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“Well…” Nate replied. “Basically…as you know, me and Josh are really good friends…”

LMFAO!!!

Great episode.

[Aislynn]

Now I'm depressed.

*goes and eats a gallon of ice cream*

Now I'm depressed and fat, wahhhhhhh!

*sniffle*

Great ep up to and all around my precious Josh cheating on me. *sniff*

[marcus]

Thanks MG and Aislynn...sorry I've been giving you such a hard time this season, Aislynn.
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[Fan4Lost]

LMAO, Paul's speech was golden! Way to improvise! Curious about this whole Nate/Steph/Aislynn/Josh thing though. I don't want to hurt Aislynn!! AISLYNN, I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO KISS JOSH! JUst do it and have Nate and Josh finally express their undying love for each other....LMFAO!

Eagerly awaiting next ep.

[marcus]

I think I've been starting most of the eps this season with a thing before it saying "sorry it took so long!!!" Well, yet agan it's been two weeks, and I'm sorry. Hopefully you guys will like this ep. Next week will be part one of a two week special...a wedding special.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 3x17: Josh's Choice.

Day 145: The Torture Room.

Paul woke up and opened his eyes. He looked around. He was strapped to a metal chair.

“What…what’s going on?” he muttered.

“Hello, Paul.” said Father Kongshaw, walking infront of him. “You may notice you’re…strapped to a piece of….metal.” He raised one eyebrow, as if he was trying to seem intelligent and cool.

“Erm…well, yeah.” said Paul, confused.

Kongshaw stared around the room, looking at his warriors. “Why is nobody laughing at my pun?!?” he yelled.

There was an awkward silence. “Err…” said Paul. “No offence, sir…but there’s a difference between pun and…just saying exactly what something is.”

“SILENCE!” snapped Kongshaw. “You’re in no position to…speak.” He raised his eyebrow again.

There was another silence. “Was that supposed to be another pun?” Paul finally asked.

Kongshaw sighed and decided to stop trying to be clever. “Never mind.” he growled. “You’re in here because we’re all a little concerned that you’re not as evil as you say you are.”

“What…what makes you say that?” Paul stuttered.

“You were pretending to be the opposition’s mole for a very long amount of time…” replied Kongshaw. “…and the best bit of information you could give me was that Cheech the warrior was making out with some guy’s mother!”

Paul looked embarrassed. “Well…I…I did try to get information…but I’m not sure they trusted me…they didn’t tell me anything!”

“Maybe that’s true…” replied Kongshaw. “…but maybe it isn’t. I’m going to torture you, Paul…and not just by making you eat my ‘Healthy Choice’ food…TREVOR!”

Paul looked incredibly scared. “Who’s Trevor?” he asked.

Kongshaw grinned evilly. “Let’s just say…he hurts people.” he smiled. “And occasionally kills them.” he added. “Oh, and he enjoys classical ballet.”

Suddenly a man with a horrible long beard and a huge tattoo of a motorbike on his forehead walked in, holding a group of torturing tools. “Hey.” he said with a low rough voice. “I’m Trevor.”

“I gathered that.” gulped Paul.


“Josh, what the hell are you doing?” Josh’s brain asked Josh. “You’re kissing Steph and you just said nothing would come between you and Aislynn!”

“Shut up!” Josh answered back. “You’re my brain, you’re to blame too!”

“Umm…what?” asked Steph.

“Oh, darn it.” Josh said, rolling his eyes.

“Look…if you don’t wanna do this, then say so.” she replied. “I understand.”

Josh thought about this quickly in his head. He knew the right thing to do, there was no doubt about that…the right thing to do was to stop this right now, then to go back to Aislynn. But suddenly he wasn’t so worried about what was the right thing to do. Suddenly he liked two women a lot, and they were both women he and Nate had agreed not to date.

“I…I…” he said to Steph. “I gotta go! Bye!” He rushed out without giving an answer to what Steph had said. He stood outside of the tent, feeling terrible.

“I know!” he said to himself. “I’ll flip a coin!” He got out a New Zealand coin. “Heads is Aislynn, tails is Steph.” He flipped it up into the air and it landed on the ground, not on heads or tails, but on the tip of the coin. “Grr!” he growled. He bent down to pick up the coin, then knealed on the ground. He started crying into his hands.


Colin walked over to Vicky. “So…” he said. “Nice weather, isn’t it?”

“Umm…I guess.” replied Vicky.

“Anything…happening with you?” asked Colin.

“Err, Colin…” said Vicky. “What do you--”

“Y’know…” Colin cut her off. “Any amazing adventures? Seen anything unusual? Been amused by something?”

“Umm…” Vicky replied. “I saw--”

“Oh, I can’t take this anymore!” snapped Colin. “Are you gonna bring Matt back or not?!?”

Vicky stared at him angrily. “No! I like Broadband Man, okay?” she asked.

“But how can you possibly like that super-freak?” asked Colin. “I mean, he burnt his foot while making a milkshake this morning!”

Vicky laughed. “Colin, he may do some stupid things…” she admitted. “But he’s not as dumb as he may seem! That’s why we’ve decided we wanna be together…and we’re getting married on Sunday.”

Colin stared at her. “What?!?” he asked, shocked. “This Sunday? You’re getting married this Sunday?”

“Yeah.” smiled Vicky. “I know it’s so sudden, but we’ve thought it through…soon the war will continue, and we won’t be able to get married for a while if we wait ‘til the war is over! So we’ve decided it’s smartest to get married on Sunday.”

Colin still couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “You seem to have forgotten two things, Vicky…” he replied.

“What are those?” asked Vicky.

“Number one: Sunday is TWO DAYS AWAY!” yelled Colin. “And number two…IT’S BROADBAND MAN!”

Vicky frowned angrily. “Look, Colin…” she said. “If you can’t like him, fine. But I’m you’re friend, and you should be supportive of what I do!”

Colin was about to argue back, but sighed. “Okay, you’re right.” he nodded. “I won’t say any more.”

“Thankyou!” Vicky grinned.

Colin walked away. “This Sunday?!?” he muttered under his breath.


“This pose…is called the fighting eagle!” Aislynn explained, showing the warriors a movement of attack. The army all did the same as her. “Very good. Now, I call this next move…patting the dog.” She put her hand in the air and spread her legs far apart from each other, then slowly moved her hand, imitating patting a small dog. Suddenly she kicked the air fiercely.

The army jumped slightly, not expecting this. “What was that for?” asked one of the warriors.

“The dog was attacking me.” explained Aislynn. “You must defend yourself.”

“Ohhhhh…” said the whole crowd, suddenly understanding. They clapped at Aislynn’s amazing skills.

“Okay guys, good work…” Aislynn smiled. “Now we’re gonna have a cookie break, see you all back here in half an hour!”

She looked over to see Josh standing outside his tent, looking slightly upset. “You okay, Josh?” she asked him.

“Who, me?” asked Josh.

“No, the Josh behind you.” laughed Aislynn.

The man behind Josh looked over. “Oh, I’m fine, Aislynn.” he said. “Uhh…thanks for asking.”

“Wow, what were the odds of that guy’s name actually being Josh?” Aislynn asked herself.

Josh laughed a little.

“So you’re sure you’re okay then?” asked Aislynn.

“Oh, yeah, yeah…” replied Josh. “I’m fine…”

“Good.” said Aislynn. “Now listen…I’ve been thinking…I think it’s about time we told the others we’re dating.”

“What?” asked Josh. “No, I don’t think that’s a good--”

“Don’t worry, I’m sure Nate and Steph are still together too, and then we’ll put our plan into action and we’ll be two happy couples!” grinned Aislynn.

“Well, I think we should take a bit more time…” Josh said. “Just to make sure…”

“Make sure of what?” asked Aislynn.

“Umm…” Josh scratched his head. “I really have no idea.”

Aislynn laughed. “Come on, let’s tell them!” she said again.

“NO!” snapped Josh. He turned away from Aislynn.

Aislynn stared at Josh. “What…why are you acting so strange, Josh?” she asked him. “You’re hiding something, I can tell…”

“No…it’s just that…I don’t want anybody to know about us…” replied Josh. “I think we should keep it a secret from everyone…forever!”

Aislynn stared at him. “What?” she asked. There was a long silence. “Ya know what? If that’s the way you want it to be, I say we don’t just pretend we’re not dating…but we actually stop dating!” She angrily walked away.

“Wait! Aislynn!” Josh yelled. Aislynn just ignored him and left him standing there.


Day 146: The Torture Room.

Trevor had punched Paul’s face several times. There was blood everywhere and Paul had several scars on his arms and legs now. But Paul wouldn’t say a thing, no matter how much they hurt him. This wasn’t so bad anyway, atleast he hadn’t been attached to some sort of machine or anything.

“So punching and kicking you won’t work, huh, Paul?” asked Trevor. “Hmm…I guess I’m gonna have to bring out something a little more painful…BRING OUT THE CRUSHER!”

A man came in with a big metal machine. Paul stared in amazement. He had no idea what it did, but he knew it wasn’t going to be pleasant.


Steph sat in her tent. Josh came running in.

“Hey!” Steph said. “You just rushed off before, is something wrong?”

“Steph…” said Josh. “I’ve just made a terrible, terrible mistake…I’m sorry, but I’m in love with Aislynn…and I need you to help me fix a big mess!”

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[MovieGuy]

marcus wrote:

Paul woke up and opened his eyes. He looked around.

Funny ep.

Random note: I just noticed how I'm getting paired with Vicky stories. Interesting. I like it, makes me feel more important since Paul left and got a better storyline. JK... or something

[marcus]

Was that quote there cos everyone always quotes stuff you and me find unfunny?

You're gonna have a big part in the wedding special. But btw, you do realise I had planned for this storyline happening with Paul to happen to you in season one when you turned evil, right?
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[fallen_angel]

YAY great ep!!!!

looking forward to what I believe is going to be the wedding of the year!!!!
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[marcus]

Thanks Vicky.
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[fallen_angel]

is the next ep "the wedding special" or is it a few eps away ???
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[marcus]

It's next ep. And the ep after aswell, it'll be over two episodes.
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[fallen_angel]

oooo exciting a double episode.... so they'll be a cliffhanger OMG OMG OMG awesome!!!
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Pirates 3 - MAY 25th 2007!!!

[Fan4Lost]

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He bent down to pick up the coin, then knealed on the ground.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Good ep Gerbil!! Funny as always! And the wedding eps sound really cool!