Lost Video Island

[SuperKC]

Jack sat quietly thinking to himself "What a day...,isn't it strange...

Hurley has a large white rabbit stuffed in his pocket and he is holding it close whispering sweet words while Kate watches with envious eyes. Jack watches her run away with tears rolling down his face wishing for a cheeseburger.

Kate looked back and loudly screamed come with me and show me what we can do with a trip the others house. Jack and Kate were skipping through the jungle when they accidently caught Ana and Sayid yelling at Sawyer as he was trying to eat a bowl of old corn flakes with a fork. Ana and Sayid grabbed Sawyer's bowl and threw it at Jack's head.

Charlie ran up to where they were all standing and said "Hey, you all everybody"

Jack threw his recently aquired bowl on the ground, took the fork and loudly proclaimed "You suck Charlie!"

Charlie took his shoes off and threw a large potato at Sawyer who managed to dodge it and fall clumsily down. Along came a boar with a large point stick and started to poke some chimps. Sayid threw the axe at him and suddenly Jack gave a lecture. Because he was bored and wanted some attention. Kate told Jack that he totally sucks then kissed him. Jack pulled away crying like a girl like always. Kate ran off laughing at Jack then kissed Jin.

Jin pulled away and said "Mangsheng." Which means "Jack is crying."

Jin then ran while Kate appologized to Sayid who said "Why are talking to me? I'm not Jack the Baby."

Kate left Sayid and appolgized to Jack, who said "Kate...There's no point in apologizing...when you'll make a great girlfriend. Not for me but for Locke."

Locke suddenly appeared with a knife. He threw it and it hit Jack, who started screaming in agony. Locke and Kate bursted out laughing and ran off. Jack cried out "sons of bitches" then kissed Sun. Who was confused,

Sun freaked out. "Oops" said Jack. I thought you were a polar bear." Sun growled and slapped him across his stupid head.

He finally realized the he was incredibly stupid and cried uncontrollably again. Suddenly, the Others started throwing enormous pink flamingoes at them with devious smiles on everybody who didn't like disco or horseback riding.

Ana-Lucia jumped up, grabbed a flamingo and loudly announced, "Stand back or Jack will cry again and again until you can't walk. Just swim away right now!" They were frightened.

Then Eko said, "Thou hath forsaken Sawyer's cornflakes."

Suddenly, Sawyer jumped up, waving a flag, and exclaimed, "Damn, I'm SO hot! Where's my mirrror? What about your shiny head Locke?"

Locke shouted, "Hey! What's your underwear doing outside of your pants on the camp's borders? That is unacceptable! Off with your shoes big boy!"

"But? My shoes?"

"Lose the shoes. And the shirt. Or else."

Stealthily, Sawyer removed one dozen cheeseburgers from Jack's back pocket.

Then Jack asked, "What? Those aren't cheeseburgers you idiot and you're not nice!" Jack slapped with aftershave. "Smell like Vincent. Blargh!"


"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did


[That's what we have so far. How about we copy and paste what we have so far and then bold our additions (like I did here)? It's so hard to keep up!]

[Di]

Jack sat quietly thinking to himself "What a day...,isn't it strange...

Hurley has a large white rabbit stuffed in his pocket and he is holding it close whispering sweet words while Kate watches with envious eyes. Jack watches her run away with tears rolling down his face wishing for a cheeseburger.

Kate looked back and loudly screamed come with me and show me what we can do with a trip the others house. Jack and Kate were skipping through the jungle when they accidently caught Ana and Sayid yelling at Sawyer as he was trying to eat a bowl of old corn flakes with a fork. Ana and Sayid grabbed Sawyer's bowl and threw it at Jack's head.

Charlie ran up to where they were all standing and said "Hey, you all everybody"

Jack threw his recently aquired bowl on the ground, took the fork and loudly proclaimed "You suck Charlie!"

Charlie took his shoes off and threw a large potato at Sawyer who managed to dodge it and fall clumsily down. Along came a boar with a large point stick and started to poke some chimps. Sayid threw the axe at him and suddenly Jack gave a lecture. Because he was bored and wanted some attention. Kate told Jack that he totally sucks then kissed him. Jack pulled away crying like a girl like always. Kate ran off laughing at Jack then kissed Jin.

Jin pulled away and said "Mangsheng." Which means "Jack is crying."

Jin then ran while Kate appologized to Sayid who said "Why are talking to me? I'm not Jack the Baby."

Kate left Sayid and appolgized to Jack, who said "Kate...There's no point in apologizing...when you'll make a great girlfriend. Not for me but for Locke."

Locke suddenly appeared with a knife. He threw it and it hit Jack, who started screaming in agony. Locke and Kate bursted out laughing and ran off. Jack cried out "sons of bitches" then kissed Sun. Who was confused,

Sun freaked out. "Oops" said Jack. I thought you were a polar bear." Sun growled and slapped him across his stupid head.

He finally realized the he was incredibly stupid and cried uncontrollably again. Suddenly, the Others started throwing enormous pink flamingoes at them with devious smiles on everybody who didn't like disco or horseback riding.

Ana-Lucia jumped up, grabbed a flamingo and loudly announced, "Stand back or Jack will cry again and again until you can't walk. Just swim away right now!" They were frightened.

Then Eko said, "Thou hath forsaken Sawyer's cornflakes."

Suddenly, Sawyer jumped up, waving a flag, and exclaimed, "Damn, I'm SO hot! Where's my mirrror? What about your shiny head Locke?"

Locke shouted, "Hey! What's your underwear doing outside of your pants on the camp's borders? That is unacceptable! Off with your shoes big boy!"

"But? My shoes?"

"Lose the shoes. And the shirt. Or else."

Stealthily, Sawyer removed one dozen cheeseburgers from Jack's back pocket.

Then Jack asked, "What? Those aren't cheeseburgers you idiot and you're not nice!" Jack slapped his own face with aftershave. "Smells like Vincent. Blargh!"


"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!"



[hmm... maybe we should just copy and paste the latest additions, so it doesn't get too long everytime]

[Aislynn]

Then Jack asked, "What? Those aren't cheeseburgers you idiot and you're not nice!" Jack slapped his own face with aftershave. "Smells like Vincent. Blargh!"

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded

(If it's hyphenated it's one word, uh, right? And how's that for copy and pasting? I didn't know whether one paragraph back or two might work, so gave it a try... )

[Fan4Lost]

Then Jack asked, "What? Those aren't cheeseburgers you idiot and you're not nice!" Jack slapped his own face with aftershave. "Smells like Vincent. Blargh!"

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm a

(thanks guys! I would have done it myself, but i'm having pc issues all of sudden)

[Di]

Then Jack asked, "What? Those aren't cheeseburgers you idiot and you're not nice!" Jack slapped his own face with aftershave. "Smells like Vincent. Blargh!"

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"


[I hope this is ok... ]

[Fan4Lost]

Then Jack asked, "What? Those aren't cheeseburgers you idiot and you're not nice!" Jack slapped his own face with aftershave. "Smells like Vincent. Blargh!"

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

(works for me, Di )

[Aislynn]

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

Sawyer's shirt disappeared

(Just preparing for tonight's ep... )

[Fan4Lost]

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

Sawyer's shirt disappeared his muscles glistening

(mmm....me too. )

[Polarbear]

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

Sawyer's shirt disappeared his muscles glistening with manly sweat

(oo I like to get you ladies excited )
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[Aislynn]

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

Sawyer's shirt disappeared his muscles glistening with manly sweat causing women everywhere

(have I mentioned that I love you, Pauly? )

[Ana B]

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

Sawyer's shirt disappeared his muscles glistening with manly sweat causing women everywhere to drop dead!

[Fan4Lost]

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

Sawyer's shirt disappeared his muscles glistening with manly sweat causing women everywhere to drop dead! "Look at me!

[MovieGuy]

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

Sawyer's shirt disappeared his muscles glistening with manly sweat causing women everywhere to drop dead! "Look at me!," he yelled, "There

[marcus]

are women all
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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.

[Fan4Lost]

"Bark!" Vincent said, meaning "Bite me!" Then Vincent jumped lustily towards Claire's shoe and barked incessantly until Locke threw a bone in the ocean and then Vincent drowned.

"Why did you do that?!" Drippy-wet Walt demanded.

"Because I'm afraid of you!"

"You're a jerk!

Sawyer's shirt disappeared his muscles glistening with manly sweat causing women everywhere to drop dead! "Look at me!," he yelled, "There are women all scattered on the