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[marcus]

I love that vid. It's so cool seeing part of your fic come to life, especially when Aislynn herself made it. Anyway, here's ep 10. Notice Boone's name isn't even mentioned in it? Infact his name probably won't be mentioned til Aislynn finds out he's dead. Atleast Colin's name got a few mentions afterwards. Okay, here it is! Hope ya like!

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 2x10: True Lies.

Day 91: China.

“Attention, warriors!” yelled Father Kongshaw over the speakers, making a high pitched static sound come out of them. The warriors put their hands to their ears, then turned to face Father Kongshaw, who was up on a balcony to make himself look impressive. He continued speaking. “Today is the day that we have all been waiting for. The day that my two daughters begin to teach you the acts of battle, and you start to journey down that long road to victory over young rebellious teens!”

The crowd cheered after putting their hands to their ears again. Jessica stepped up to the microphone and started up the high-pitched noise again by yelling.

“Hello, warriors!” shouted Jessica. “Today I am here to teach you a few of the basics of fighting.”

She turned around on the spot then kicked over a vase next to her. Then she span around and kicked something else. It was Broadband Man.

“Ow!” said Broadband Man angrily. “You could damage my hard drive!”

“Sorry!” said Jessica quickly. “I’ll make it up to you by giving you tons of fried rice.”

Broadband Man drooled. “Okay.” Aislynn stared at the two of them, annoyed. Jessica was only with Broadband Man because she gave him presents. She seemed to just want to look impressive in front of the Chinese by having a boyfriend.

Aislynn suddenly felt a nudge, and was pushed forward. It was her turn to speak. She turned to a warrior and whispered something in his ear.

“I can’t do that!” whispered the warrior back. “You’re Aislynn! You’re the bad one!”

“No!” laughed Aislynn. “I’m Jessica! Believe me, this is for the greater good of teaching martial arts.”

“Alright, fine.” said the warrior. He walked over to a stereo and put in a tape. It started playing, and Aislynn began to demonstrate her skills. Suddenly the soft, ancient music got more upbeat, and Aislynn went crazy, kicking around in the air to the music…

“Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting,
Those cat’s were fast as lightning…”



Two of the Marci stood outside their hiding place, not far away from a cliff. They had broken free, but the others, including Ronald, were still trying to get through the ropes. They hadn’t thought of helping to untie them.

Suddenly, Vicky, Nate, Josh, Paul and Colin ran towards them. “Hey, stop right there!” yelled one of the Marci, jumping in front of them.

Paul pushed him aside, and they continued to run. “Out of our way! We’re on a rescue mission!”

Marcus 11, the one who had been pushed aside, stood up. “What’d he say?” he said, looking at them running into the distance.

“I dunno.” replied Marcus 6. “Something about being gay.”

“Wow, what a freak!” laughed Marcus 11. He picked up his Woman’s Weekly magazine, and sat down to relax.



“Infact it was a little bit frightening…
But they fought with expert timing…”

Aislynn continued to show some amazing moves, kicking all around the place. The warriors cheered in amazement. Jessica rolled her eyes. She walked up to the microphone and yelled. “That’s nothing! Look at this!”

Jessica kicked air fiercely, then yelled pointless words like “Hwaaaaaaa!!!” which made the speakers go all shrieky again. The crowd clapped, but not nearly as much as they had for Aislynn.

“Grr!” said Jessica angrily. She ran up to Aislynn and kicked her. Aislynn jumped back up, and punched her in the face. Jessica pushed Aislynn to the ground, but was then kicked in the stomach from Aislynn, who was still on the floor.

Father Kongshaw ran up to them, his face red with anger. “That’s enough!” he shouted, pulling them apart. Aislynn and Jessica punched him in the face by accident.

“Oops…” said Aislynn quietly. Jessica just stared down, looking embarrassed.

The music continued to play.

“Kung fu fighting…HA!
Fast as lightning…HUH!”



“Hi, we’d like five tickets to Japan, please!” said Nate to the man at the airport.

“Err, Nate, I think you mean China.” said Colin quickly.

“Oh…right. Well, what’s the difference?” replied Nate.

“One is China, the other is Japan.” said Paul. “Duh.”

“Okay…” Nate turned back to the woman. “Five tickets to China, please!”

“Alright, mate, just give me the money then.” said the Aussie behind the counter.

Everyone turned to look at Vicky. She searched her pockets for the money. It wasn’t there.

“Oh god!” said Vicky, panicking. “It must have fallen out while we were hanging from that cliff!”

“Oh crap!” said Josh loudly. Everyone in the airport turned to look at him. “Err…sorry.” He said, embarrassed.

Once the silence had stopped, Paul turned to the group. “There’s only one thing we can do…we’ll have to be stowaways.”

The group discussed this, still at the front of the flights desk. Soon the man looked over at them. “You blokes are gonna break the law? Fair dinkum?” he asked. “You can’t do that! I’ll report ya!”

“If you report us, we’ll tell everyone here that your accent is fake and that you’re not a real Aussie.” replied Nate.

The man gasped. “How did you know?”

“No real Aussies say ‘G’day’ and ‘Fair Dinkum’!” laughed Vicky.

“Well…yeah.” said the man, now sounding less Aussie. “But all the tourists think we do!” He sighed then spoke again. “Fine, I won’t report you.”



Aislynn sat with Jessica in the waiting room at the hospital.

“Well, I hope you’re happy, Aislynn!” said Jessica.

“It’s as much your fault as it is mine!” Aislynn said angrily.

“Nu-uh!” said Jessica childishly. “You had to show off in front of the crowd! You had to make me look like I don’t know a thing about fighting!”

“Is that what it’s about?” asked Aislynn. “You’re jealous of me? I knew it! You wish you could break free of China like I did!”

“What makes you think that?” asked Jessica back.

“You wanna be an actress too!” replied Aislynn.

“I do not!” snapped Jessica. “That was just my disguise!”

“It was a pretty stupid disguise to make yourself just like me!” laughed Aislynn. “I think you really are just like me! I think it runs in our blood to wanna get out of this country and explore the world. That’s why you jumped at the chance of going overseas to bring me back!”

Jessica looked back at Aislynn, shocked. “Oh, God. You’re right!”

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[MovieGuy]

lol good.

Man, AAONNNNNNNNANNNNNNNNNNNJJPCVBBMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Is so good.

^ Only Vicky'll get that.. lol

[marcus]

Thanks. And tell me what that means! I don't like being kept in the dark!
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[Aislynn]

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She turned around on the spot then kicked over a vase next to her. Then she span around and kicked something else. It was Broadband Man. “Ow!” said Broadband Man angrily. “You could damage my hard drive!” “Sorry!” said Jessica quickly. “I’ll make it up to you by giving you tons of fried rice.” Broadband Man drooled. “Okay.” Aislynn stared at the two of them, annoyed. Jessica was only with Broadband Man because she gave him presents. She seemed to just want to look impressive in front of the Chinese by having a boyfriend.

His hard drive???

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Suddenly the soft, ancient music got more upbeat, and Aislynn went crazy, kicking around in the air to the music… “Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, Those cat’s were fast as lightning…”

I laughed SO HARD at that, I can't even tell you!

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“Hi, we’d like five tickets to Japan, please!” said Nate to the man at the airport. “Err, Nate, I think you mean China.” said Colin quickly. “Oh…right. Well, what’s the difference?” replied Nate. “One is China, the other is Japan.” said Paul. “Duh.” “Okay…” Nate turned back to the woman. “Five tickets to China, please!”

Poor Nate!

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The group discussed this, still at the front of the flights desk. Soon the man looked over at them. “You blokes are gonna break the law? Fair dinkum?” he asked. “You can’t do that! I’ll report ya!” “If you report us, we’ll tell everyone here that your accent is fake and that you’re not a real Aussie.” replied Nate. The man gasped. “How did you know?” “No real Aussies say ‘G’day’ and ‘Fair Dinkum’!” laughed Vicky. “Well…yeah.” said the man, now sounding less Aussie. “But all the tourists think we do!” He sighed then spoke again. “Fine, I won’t report you.”

Loved that! But wait! Are you SURE you guys don't say "G'day" and "Fair Dinkum?" But...but...what about throwing another shrimp on the barby? For the love of Pete, what about Crocodile Dundee??? None of that is true EITHER?

*world begins to unravel*



But, c'mon, y'all have to admit that you have the coolest accents! (Of course, I know a gal from New Zealand who, when I told her how much I love her accent, told me in all seriousness, "I don't have an accent; YOU have the accent!" )

Loved it, loved it, loved it!

Oh and thank you, MG, for putting that vid up again! I didn't know you even HAD it! It wasn't my best work, I'm afraid, but it was all I could do in one day's time!

MovieGuy wrote:

Man, AAONNNNNNNNANNNNNNNNNNNJJPCVBBMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Is so good.

Tell, tell, tell! You can trust me and Marcus...

[MovieGuy]

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[Aislynn]

I really think you should've mentioned Nate...

[MovieGuy]

We feel that Nate gets too much screen time and Aislynn and the rest dont get enough

[marcus]

Okay, first of all, thanks Aislynn.

Secondly, wtf? Okay, here's the thing: Aislynn is the star, Nate is the main co-star, because she's dating Nate, and the rest of the group is the rest of the co-stars. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is! Broadband Man/Vicky is like a side dish, while Naislynn is the main course. The rest of the characters are like the desserts, who may not get as much "screen time" but have the best lines, and are often there for comic relief. Aislynn actually still does get the most lines though. It just maybe hard to realise sometimes. Lately she's been on her own a lot, so she's been getting a lot of lines, but meanwhile Nate's the main one doing the talking over in Australia or wherever it's been in the past, and so he should, since he cares about Aislynn the most.

Now, excuse me, all this talk of food has made me hungry!


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[MovieGuy]

Well... I also think Nate is dumb.

Jolynn forever

[marcus]

How long have you guys felt like this? When you feel that way you should tell me straight away. I actually do have some love interests for you and Paul soon, as a matter of fact. I'm really pissed off now that you've brought that up! I mean, Aislynn's name was mentioned 21 times in that ep. Nate's name was mentioned five times, one time being when the entire group's names were mentioned. I have realised that lately Colin and Paul haven't been getting that much time, and that's why I've been planning you guys getting girls. Vicky and Josh have actually gotten a fair amount of time. And Broadband Man hasn't lately but he was getting quite a lot around the start of season 2.[/list]
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[MovieGuy]

this is why we dont say things People get mad

[marcus]

I seriously wouldn't have gotten mad if you'd said to me "Nate gets a bit too much screen time and I'd like some more." It's just that you go and make me all curious to what it is you're saying about the fic. Then you shoot me down and say "Nate gets almost all the screen time and it's not fair and Aislynn hardly gets any." Because that's seriously not true. If Nate gets too much screen time, fine, tell me that nicely and I'll try not to give him lines if he doesn't need to say them himself. If you'd like to see more of a character, maybe yourself, fine, I'll give you a couple extra lines. But Nate does not get the most screen time. Nate gets about a third of it. You guys fill up the other two thirds. I'm sorry lately Nate's gotten a lot of lines and you guys may not have had as much as you'd like, but please try to understand the fic actually is headed somewhere, and that I won't forget any of you and always plan for something with each character. But Aislynn will always have the main plot, and always has, not Nate. The thing is that often Nate is more involved with Aislynn's main plot, since he's the one who probably knows her best.
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[marcus]

Okay, got it sorted out. On MSN. lol. I'm sorry Colin, Paul, Josh, Vicky and Broadband Man haven't had so much this season. They'll get more very soon. And Nate may not get as much. Oh well, sorry Nate.

But let me make one thing clear - the entire group wants to go to China. Nate isn't the leader. He's just kinda especially eager to get there since...well y'know, the whole Naislynn thing.
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[marcus]

Well, I thought after all that I owed you guys another ep, and why not do it early? There's actually hardly any of Nate in it. Hope this is recieved well.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 2x11: Flying High.

Day 92: The Plane.

“Man, I’m bored.” said Paul. The rest of the group stared at him.

“We’ve just escaped prison, been chased by warriors, almost fallen off a cliff and now we’re aboard a plane to China as stowaways.” replied Vicky. “How the hell can you be bored?”

“Well, I’m bored now!” snapped Paul. “We’ve got nothing to do back here, and we’re only halfway through the flight!”

“He’s right.” said Colin. “I’m usually always bored on planes, but now since there’s no chairs, there’s no cup-holders to complain about! That totally sucks all the fun out of flying.”

Josh laughed. “Let’s check out what’s around back here.” he said. “There’s gotta be something to amuse ourselves with.”

The group looked around the place, peering into boxes and old suitcases. Finally Paul found something.

“Guys, there’s tons of magazines in here!” He looked closer at them. “From the 60’s!”

The group all looked in and took out the magazines. Nate picked up a playboy. Vicky slapped his hand and he dropped it back in. “You’re flying to China to save the woman of your dreams!” she said angrily. “You shouldn’t be reading about naked people who you don’t even know on the way!”

The others laughed as they had a look through the magazines.

“Ooh, what’s this?” asked Colin. He picked up a faded magazine that had pictures of motorbikes on the front. “ ‘Biker Boys’…” he read the title aloud. “Hmm, this looks good…” He flipped through the pages. “Oh, wait, there’s no pictures… I suck at reading!” He threw the book away.



“What the hell am I sposed to do?” asked Jessica, worried. “We can’t just run away from Dad! You know what happened to you when you did that! You ended right back here again!”

“Ofcourse I know what happened…that’s why it’s not gonna happen again!” said Aislynn quickly. “I have a plan for getting away from this place, but you’re not coming unless you promise me one thing…”

“What’s that?” asked Jessica.

“You’ve gotta break up with Broadband Man.” said Aislynn.

“Oh, sure!” replied Jessica quickly. “He turned out to be a freak anyway!”

Broadband Man stood behind Jessica. “Oh, great. Thanks a lot!”

“You’re welcome.” said Jessica.

“Okay, great.” said Aislynn. “Now, let’s get out of this hell-hole.”

“Hurrah!” exclaimed Broadband Man. “Up, up, and away!” he pointed to the ceiling, standing on his toes. Aislynn and Jessica stared at him. “Oh, yeah…my mechanics won’t let me fly if I’m indoors. It’s for safety purposes.”

“Uh….huh…” replied Aislynn.



Vicky, Josh, Colin, Paul and Nate all sat down, reading their magazines. Paul was reading a book called “Make Peace, not war”.

“Dude…” said Paul. “This book is like, revolutional, man!”

“Why are you talking like that?” asked Vicky.

“I have, like, no idea, man…” replied Paul. “This book just, totally put a trance on me. Gnarly, isn’t it?”

“Paul, your glass eye is falling off…” said Colin, staring at him.

“Sweet……….” said Paul, laughing slowly while putting his glass eye back into his socket.

“It’s on backwards, you idiot!” laughed Josh.

“Woah!” said Paul. “I can, like, see inside my own head!”

“Ew!” said Nate.



Aislynn opened up a little hatch on the roof of the hospital, and climbed out. Jessica and Broadband Man came out after her.

“Alright, what’s the plan now?” asked Broadband Man, looking around for signs of danger. He gasped. “Stay down!”

The three of them jumped down as a puff of smoke came over them.

“That’s coming from the chimney.” said Aislynn, pointing at the smoke from the chimney next to her.

“Oh…right.” said Broadband Man.

Aislynn rolled her eyes. “Okay, now you’re gonna have to do some flying, Broadband Man.”

“Yes, Sir!” said Broadband Man. The two of them held onto Broadband Man’s legs as he flew off. Down below, hundreds of warriors looked up as they flew, with nothing to do but watch and shake their fists angrily.

Aislynn and Jessica laughed. They had made it. Broadband Man continued to fly as far off as he could. They were up in the clouds now.

“Wow!” said Jessica, looking down. “I never realized how ugly our country really is!”

Aislynn laughed. “I knew all along!”

The two laughed, finally getting along well together. But this moment was broken quickly. “Broadband Man, watch out!” yelled Aislynn, turning to look ahead. They crashed onto a plane.

THUD!!!

“What the hell was that?” asked Vicky.

“Dude…” said Paul, still talking like a hippy. “I think the plane crashed into something.”

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[MovieGuy]

lmfao! YAY BB references. I'm srry but the name sounds so gay. like gay porn on motorcycles. lol

LOL Pauly was the highlight of the ep.

Great one, Marci. Season 1 great.