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IamSoLostRightNow · Expert Vidder Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1070

Hey guys, has anyone heard of this amazing new timewaster called F*** My Life? It's a fun little website where people share embarrassing/sad anacdotes about their lives. Then people can rate if the person "deserved it" or if their life "really is F***ed." I think this would make a fun game about our Losties.

Here are the rules: After voting "You deserved that one" or "I agree, your life is F***ed" you write an anecdote of a Lostie that starts with "Today" and ends with "FML".

I'll start.

Today, after years of revenge seeking, I finally shot the man who was responsible for my parent's death. Turns out it was the wrong guy. FML

littleton_pace · Council Member Joined: 16 Nov 2006 Posts: 55699

I agree, your life is F***ed!

Today, after years of his abuse, i blew up my step-father. Little did I know he was my actual father...woopsie! FML ;]
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IamSoLostRightNow · Expert Vidder Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1070

I agree, your life is F***ed!

Today, I was going to kill myself, but my friend came over and talked me out of it. 5 mins later, he killed me himself. FML

SassyLostie2 · Expert Vidder Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 28138

I agree, your life is f***ed!

My mom told me I was a product of immaculate conception, turns out, she was mental so I found my real father.. and after conning me out of a kidney, he tossed me out of a window and I was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

littleton_pace · Council Member Joined: 16 Nov 2006 Posts: 55699

I agree, your life is f***ed!

Today I decided to give up heroin; then I crashed on an island that was chock full of it! FML!
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NepEnut · Expert Vidder Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 8446

I agree, your life is f***ed!

Today, I stole a little baby from a crazy lady in the jungle. And then I raised her and loved her and then some blood-thirsty maniacs came to the island and shot her in front of me. FML!!!

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littleton_pace · Council Member Joined: 16 Nov 2006 Posts: 55699

I agree, your life is f***ed!

Today i found out I was pregnant but didn't want to keep the baby. My boyfriend convinced me to keep it and then he left me! FML!
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HobbitRockGod · Expert Vidder Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 16336

I agree, your life is f***ed!

Today, I met my mother who I had spent 16 years away from. I was finally starting to have a nice life with my mother and boyfriend, until they both got shot right in front of me. FMI!
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Lostwithoutdom · Expert Vidder Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4708

I agree, your life is F***ed!

Today, I reunited with the long lost love of my life. We were married and spent nine happy months together, untill she was murdered.

FML!
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HobbitRockGod · Expert Vidder Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 16336

I agree, your life is f**ed! (Poor, poor Sayid...)

Today, I started a rock band with my brother, which was going great until he got me into drugs, quit the band, and moved to Australia, which is why I went to visit him and ended up on a plane that crashed, resulting in my death. FML!
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cagedfreedom · Expert Vidder Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Posts: 1855

I agree your life is F**ked

Today I drowned in order to save the woman I loved because a friend CLAIMED she would leave the Island if I did. Turns out it was all for nothing because she's going coo-coo in the jungle and I'm still dead.
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HobbitRockGod · Expert Vidder Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 16336

I agree, your life if f***ed!

Today I finally admitted that I was in love with the woman sitting next to me, then she died. FML!
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cagedfreedom · Expert Vidder Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Posts: 1855

(is that daniel??) I agree your life is F***ked!

I shaved my beard and am still a bit addicted to drugs.
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