Lost Video Island

HobbitRockGod · Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 9:46 pm Post subject:

Spoiler:

My mom still thinks Harrison Ford is hot and he's old and gray and wrinkly.

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Wickedgal · Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:47 pm Post subject:

lol here's me one-upping my mum whilst watching (for me mocking) Big Brother.

Mum: I can't believe it's ending. It's like you and Lost ending.
Me: No...there's a difference.
Mum: What's that then?
Me: Lost is good.

LOL!
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SassyLostie2 · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:36 am Post subject:

haha Amy, sooo true. Lost beats Big Brother any day. xD

HobbitRockGod · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:11 pm Post subject:

LOL, Amy, awesome.

Tehe, Allie...I guess it sort of depends on the person...but I don't think I'd find Titus attractive even without the gray hair, so there ya go. ; *shrug*
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SassyLostie2 · Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:05 am Post subject:

My Sister: I want cheese.
Me: It's midnight. It is past the hour of cheese.
My Sister: There is no hour of cheese, it is always the hour of cheese!

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Aislynn · Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:09 am Post subject:

Darn right, it's ALWAYS the hour of cheese! *thumps fist on table*

SassyLostie2 · Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:15 am Post subject:

lol Ais. Despite my arguing, I'm afraid that I have to agree with you both.

I was just being argumentative, I had some sliced cheese at like 2am the other night cuz it's a good snack. ;D
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HobbitRockGod · Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:36 pm Post subject:

Okay. So Elyse and I were discussing the song California Gurls and how we need to make an Illinois Gurls version (because that's where we live, yo) so we were discussing how we could do it....

Elyse: So what does Illinois have?
Me: We birthed Abe Lincoln! And aren't we, like, the pioneer state?
Elyse: What's that mean?
Me: You know, covered wagons and all that jazz....
Elyse: So the pioneers started here, or they ended up here?
Me: No, they didn't end up here, they were going to Califor - oh.....
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SassyLostie2 · Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:00 pm Post subject:

LOL Eryn. That's amazing. xD *is a California Girl*

I had a dumb moment with my mom.

Me: How much water are you supposed to drink per day?
Mom: They say about half your body weight.
Me: You mean I have to drink almost 75lbs of water per day?! I'd die!!
Mom: In ounces.
Me: Ohh.... yeah... that makes more sense.

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SassyLostie2 · Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:24 am Post subject:

*bumps thread*

Bad romance advice I gave to my sister and her friend (her friend is obsessed with Kurt from Glee and by default, Chris Colfer).

We were talking about celeb crushes. haha

Me: You should tell your friend not to have crushes on gay guys, this just won't do. Tell her to be like me and have crushes on old guys who are likely to have midlife crisis' and date younger women
Sister: LOL
Me: .... yeah, don't listen to my advice anymore.

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HobbitRockGod · Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:46 am Post subject:

Hahaha! Aww!

It's nice that she looks up to you, I guess...

Hmm, what can I contribute to this thread....

Okay. One of my classes takes place in a building that is currently being renovated, so there's a lot of noise some days.

(Loud crash, teacher goes to see what happened)
Teacher: What happened?
Person in hallway: Sounds like an elevator fell.
Teacher: Oh, cool! I hope someone was in it! (he comes back into the room)
Us: Was someone in it?!
Teacher: I hope so! I have a list of people I hope were in it!
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SassyLostie2 · Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:48 am Post subject:

lol Eryn, we were just talking randomly, mostly about her crazy friend. hehe

LOL Omg, youre teacher sounds amazing. xD
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HobbitRockGod · Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:51 am Post subject:

Haha, that's funny.

Your sister sounds cute.

And I know, he's hilarious.

Having an awesome teacher is the only thing that has made that class worth it lately.

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HobbitRockGod · Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:12 am Post subject:

Bringing this back because my parents are hilarious.

Mom: (whispers) Gently stirring…. (sees me watching her) I am gently stirring the ravioli. It is not unlike the oarsmen on the lifeboats in Titanic….gently rowing their way back amongst the floating dead people. (squeaky voice) Come back! Come back!
Me: Mom, you’re comparing ravioli to floating dead people.
Mom: Well, come here! You stir it! (I go to stir the ravioli) Mind the heads.

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(Talking about the birds that died in Arizona or whatever)
Mom: I heard they thought it was a lightning strike.
My brother: I heard it was two flocks that crashed into each other.
Mom: Now WHY would they do that?
Dad: I heard it was mass suicide.
Mom: (laughs) All right everybody, DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
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Belle MacFarlane · Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:41 pm Post subject:

as Eryn brough this back, I shall contribute some quotes

My Biology teacher: Stop beating her up, or else I shall beat you up!
Jess: Miss, what would you do if an Ofsted inspector walked through the door right now?
My Biology teacher: ...I'd beat the inspector up.

[Jess is talking really loudly]
Biology teacher: Jess, are you making up for a certain somebody not being here today?
Jess: No, she'll be here in like, half an hour. She said she specifically wanted to get back for Biology.
Biology teacher: Shit.

and this apparently happened the week before Christmas when I was off ill...

My Russian teacher: Where is Millie? She is never here. I think she must not like school.

ooh and this hilarious conversation between me and Jesse Tyler Ferguson from Modern Family over Twitter...

Me: Twitter suggests I follow @jessetyler. I'm not sure who this person is.
Jesse: Don't do it. I'm boring anyway.
Me: for God's sake, Twitter. quit telling me to follow @jessetyler.
Jesse: Seriously twitter, leave her alone!
Jesse: Seriously, twitter! @cupofthesun says clearly in her profile that she likes badassery. (It's a new word, Look it up!) I have no badassery.
Jesse: Oh no! Now twiter is asking me to follow @cupofthesun! It's not gonna work, twitter! Leave us alone! It's not meant to be!
Me: make you a deal. You follow me, I'll follow you. Then maybe Twitter will leave us be.

Jesse: @cupofthesun is my new twitter friend. Please welcome her. We are on a trial basis. Cue 75,622 people asking me to follow them. #impossible

and now I have like 40 more followers than I did a few days ago

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