Lost Video Island

Distress Signal · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:34 am Post subject:

(how does a paw have 5 fingers?)

"We're not getting married" Kate gritted at Jack, standing her ground in confirmation. The audience cast a dark "oooooh" across the pond and the waterfall.

In shock, Jack fell backwards off a slippery rock and hit his head on a silver briefcase. The audience burst into laughter and then cheered.
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Hobbes · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:42 am Post subject:

(It's a monkey ain't it?!

Well, 4 fingers and one thumb.

)

As the sitcom cut to commercial, and an ad for Coca Cola, featuring the Lost Polar Bear, came on the veiwing televisions {because I guess this sitcom is Live

}, Kate leaped for the floating monkey paw and made her next wish...

Distress Signal · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:14 am Post subject:

(a monkey has a hand, not a paw

)

"I wish....that I could have some boar and a shrimp cocktail while I watch Sawyer and Sayid do a strip-tease."

And so the wish was granted.
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IntoTheVoid · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject:

Distress Signal · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:05 am Post subject:

Oh come on........
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Hobbes · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:13 am Post subject:

(lol, sorry

)

*CLICK* went the remote as J.J. Abrams turned off his TV. What had his show come to, that it was now a sitcom, using some awful Deus ex Machina just as an excuse to deliver something as blatant and femme-pleasing as a Sawyer-Sayid striptease? He knew he should have cut the franchise when Sprite started sponsoring the Hanso Foundation commercials, but those bags of money... they started to... talk to him...
"Roll in us" they said, "roll in us and choke on our Ben Franklin-y goodness."

"NOOOOOO!!!!" yelled J.J., "Never again!"

And with that, he stormed down to the sitcom studio to give the new producers a piece of his mind - and maybe see a bit of the Sayid/Sawyer action while he was there.

(LMAO

)

Distress Signal · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:57 pm Post subject:

But when he stormed in, the new producers WERE Sayid and Sawyer, strip-teasing and seducing him into giving them the full rights to the show and everything. "NOOOO!!" JJ screamed. "Must................not.............watch.........them......

"GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" JJ bolted out of bed and smashed his head into the upper bunk bed. He fell backwards, little Oceanic airplanes floating around his head dazingly.
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Hobbes · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject:

"Woah. That was like... a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream right there," exclaimed JJ as he rubbed his head. "I'm just glad it's over."

"What's over hun?" said Sawyer as he hung his head down from the top bunk, his blond hair hanging down to cover JJ's retreat.

"GAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" JJ screamed.

"What's all the commotion about?" Sayid asked, as he walked into the bedroom, holding two cups of coffee.

Distress Signal · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:07 pm Post subject:

And also stark butt naked.
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Hobbes · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:12 pm Post subject:

"GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

Shankle · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject:

Suddenly, walt walked into the room, soaking wet.
"hag gniyas pots!!!"
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Distress Signal · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:34 pm Post subject:

JJ understood Walt's language and replied, "!od t'nac I tahw em llet t'noD"
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Hobbes · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:04 am Post subject:

"?daerht siht fo teser a evah ew naC" replied Walt

Shankle · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:43 am Post subject:

But before JJ could respond, they heard a crackly voice start to count down from ten.
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Distress Signal · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject:

(what does 'dwon' mean?)

And when the countdown finished, a loud beep the sound of a deranged doorbell went off and several steel walls came down screeching, closing them off to any exits. JJ decided to be heroic and leaped towards a closing door, sliding until he passed the door. He stood up, triumphant that he foiled the trap, only to realize that he entered the same room that he left.
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