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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:43 am Post subject: |
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LOL! That's hilarious. I've said things like that without thinking. I said that to my female friend....I'm like "I want you-" and then got distracted by something and she's like "WHAT???" And I'm like "NO NO! Not like that, I was saying 'I want you to come over' and got distracted" and she's like "Uh-huh...right." _________________
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Jemmz Council Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Charlies_Innocence wrote: | Heehee, I sometimes do "Your mom" jokes too. Like this one:
(Me and my friend are passing a note back and forth)
My friend: You fail at life.
Me: Your mom fails.
My friend (whose mom lives in England): It's spelled YOUR MUM!
Me: Fine... Your MUM fails.
My friend: I know.
Yeah... It was funny if you were there... I dunno if it's funny to you guys. xD |
Roflwaffles. Me and my friend had a conversation like that. She always says stuff like "Your mum fails at life"
And I would be like "-__- wtf?"
hehe.
Sassy, I know what you're talking about. One of my friends thinks I'm in love with her now because I accidently said something that sounded....like I did. LOL. It was SO funny at the time. I don't think I should even say what it was I said. It sounded so dodgy xD >_< ahaha. |
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HobbitRockGod Expert Vidder
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 16336 Location: Searching for Middle Earth
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:09 am Post subject: |
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SassyLostie2 wrote: | LOL! That's hilarious. I've said things like that without thinking. I said that to my female friend....I said "I want you" and then got distracted by something and she's like "WHAT???" And I'm like "NO NO! Not liek that, I was saying "I want you to come over' and got distracted" and she's like "Uh-huh...right." |
LOL! That's funny. It's kind of sad how everyone has a dirty mind nowadays. BUT it does make for some funny moments! _________________
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:18 am Post subject: |
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lol I hear ya on that one. It seems like people have such dirty minds lately. But it does make life interesting sometimes. xD _________________
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HobbitRockGod Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:57 am Post subject: |
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Speaking of dirty minds...here's a perfect example. Okay, I was at pep band at school, we play at the basketball games, and since there aren't enough music stands or folders, we all have to share, and one night I was sharing with two other people, a girl flute player and a guy piccolo player.
Guy Piccolo player: One of you two take the stand and the folder. I can't carry them.
Girl flutist: (turns to me) He's so lazy. He won't carry his stuff, even though his instrument is only this big. (holds her hands a couple inches apart) And that could be taken a couple different ways...
Me: Yeah, it really could.
Guy piccolo player: ....That's not funny.
Me: I thought it was. _________________
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:32 am Post subject: |
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ROFL! I love your 'I thought it was'. That is a perfect example. Stuff like that happens everyday.
Me and my guy friend were talking on the phone and we didn't know what to talk about, so I was looking at random objects in my room so we could decide on somethign to talk about instead of randomness.
Me; Hmm...A cup, a tv, some lotion-
My Friend: (kinda laughs) Lotion, huh? (laughs again)
Me: Yeah, I- OMG! Eww, not like THAT!
My Friend: Like what?
Me: I know what you were thinking and it was dirty!
My Friend: (laughs) No...
Me: Why do all my friends think I'm always thinking something dirty when I say things!?! I mean, I can say, uh...Jacket, and they can find something dirty about that.
My Friend: Jacket, huh... (long pause, he's obviously thinking)
Me: Stop trying to think of something dirty!!
lol It's a trial talking to guys on the phone. xD _________________
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Charmed_Charlee Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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Also on the subject of dirtyness my friend has this obsession with our math teacher and she makes me laugh so much we were talking on our DS's.
Leigh: He's got a bulge in his pants
Me: LEIGH!!
Leigh: What look
Me: OMG!
Leigh: Aww, he's stood behind the chair now
Me: It's cause you were looking lol. |
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HobbitRockGod Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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That's a little weird to have an obsession with your math teacher.
Sassy, the Jacket thing made me laugh. It reminded me of my friend, she's always saying she could say anything and our other friend would take it the wrong way. Last year she said to him, "I'll meet you in the auditorium," and he was all like "EEEWWW!"
0_o Go figure what could be taken dirty with "I'll meet you in the auditorium." _________________
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Jemmz Council Member
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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One of my friends has an obsession with a maths teacher...MY maths teacher...who used to be her maths teacher, lol. |
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IntoTheVoid Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO my friend jokes about fancying my form tutor, but she clearly does actually fancy him lol. We found out he had a girlfriend the other day and she was crushed haha. _________________
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She does genuinely love him.
And she knows that he would take excellent care of her." - Damon Lindelof |
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Lostwithoutdom Expert Vidder
Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 4708 Location: Philadelphia, Pa
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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I have an obsession with my World Cultures teacher from last year. He is sooo HOT!! lol My friends and I are really excited because we are going to have him again next year for History. btw he’s not old or anything he’s like 26.
It was really funny yesterday me and my friend were talking. And she was joking about having drugs in her purse. She was saying that she had like this little mirror in there so that she could snort her crack on it. And right as she was saying this, he walks by and looks at her shakes his head and starts laughing. Then just keeps on walking. It was the funniest thing EVER she was so embarrassed. lol _________________ Morgan
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, I missed a lot this morning. I actually don't think I've ever had a crush on any of my teachers...but I know a lot of girls liked my sociology teacher. LOL, Eryn @ "Meet you in the auditorium" I still don't get what's that gross or dirty about it.....maybe we shouldn't think on it too much. And lol Charlie, that's hilarious. I used to know someone who would constantly point out things like that. xD
Morgan, that's hilarious. Me and my friend were joking about doing drugs while in English class and this older woman who was also in it gives us this 'look' and we stop talking. And then she's like, "No, don't stop. I know you were talking about drugs. What kind? What do you got?" lol! _________________
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Lostwithoutdom Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Ewww that really creepy Sassy. But funny too. lol _________________ Morgan
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SassyLostie2 Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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lol She was just kidding, we knew her. _________________
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Lostwithoutdom Expert Vidder
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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oh I thought that it was this random lady. lol that makes it better. _________________ Morgan
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