Lost Video Island

[briantomzjr]

the internet is for p0rn
nothing to do with lost
its world of warcraft stuff
at the bottom it has the video link
v. funny

The Internet is for p0rn lyrics

The Internet is really, really great
(For porn)
Ive got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait
(for porn)
There’s always some new site
(For porn)
I browse all day and night
(For porn)
It’s like im surfing at the speed of light
(For porn)

The Internet is for porn
The Internet is for porn
Why you think the net was born
Porn porn porn

Trekkie
Oh hello Kate monster
You are ruining my song
Oh me sorry me no mean too
Well if you wouldn’t mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish
Okay dokay
Good

Im glad we have this new technology
(For porn)
That gives us untold opportunity
(For porn, oh sorry)
From your own desk top
(For)
You can research, browse and shop
(-)
Until you had enough and you’re ready to stop
(FOR PORN)

The Internet is for porn
The Internet is for porn
Me upon my huggingly horns
For porn porn porn

That’s gross, you’re a pervert
Sticks and stones Kate monster
No really, you’re a pervert
Normal people don’t just sit at home and look porn on the Internet
Oh
watt?
You…have…no…idea
Ready normal people
Ready
Ready
Ready
Let me hear it

The Internet is for porn
(Sorry Kate)
The Internet is for porn
(And masturbate)
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn porn porn
Porn
Porn

Hold on a sec,
Aww
I happen to know for a fact that
You rob check your port folio and trade stock online
That’s correct
And Brian you buy things on Amazon.com
Sure
And Gary you keep selling your possessions on eBay
Yes I do
And Preston you sent me that sweet online b-day card
True
Oh but Kate want do you think he do after hmmm
Yeah
Eeewwwww!!!!!

The Internet is for porn
The Internet is for porn
Just grab your dick and double click
For porn porn porn
Porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn
The Internet is for
The Internet is for
The Internet is for
PORN!

for the video:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

[SuperKC]

That's from Avenue Q. God I love that musical! I think you'd be hard pressed to do a Lost video for it convincingly though!