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The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn - As the Days Go By.
Author: marcus :: Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:30 am
This is a recap episode of "The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn", or AAA, mainly for Steph to quickly catch up on. But it's also for others if you'd like to start reading it, aswell as people who already read it and wanna refresh their memory. It's kinda long, but it's been cut down as much as I could without it being a boring slab of words. This is the season one recap, I'll write the season 2 one soon.

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn - As The Days Go By…

Season One.

29 years ago, in a quiet city in China, a baby was born. However, this was no ordinary baby…

This baby was the chosen warrior of China, who would lead them to victory. She did not look Chinese, as her mother was American, but the Chinese knew she was one of them.

And they called her Aislynn, meaning “Aislynn”.

20 Years Later…

“Alright, Ais’, it is the moment you have waited for your whole life. You will lead our people to victory and fight against those raving young hooligans!” exclaimed Father Kongshaw, Aislynn’s father.

“But father,” replied Aislynn. “Let’s face it, our country is a hole. Let’s flee to America, the land of opportunities!”

“Silence! Your training will begin tomorrow, whether you like it or not. Do you understand?”

“Yes, you stupid bastard.” Muttered Aislynn.

“What did you just call me?!?”

“Err… ‘Stofeu – basteur.’…it is an Asian saying meaning ‘wonderful dork from hell’.”

“Ah, I see. Thankyou.”

The one thing Aislynn liked about being Asian was that she could make up stupid words after she had cursed, and say they were wise sayings. It had saved her hundreds of times.

Day 1: Training Begins.

“Hello. My. Name. Is. Jacko.” Said Aislynn’s new teacher for her training. “Me. Teach. You. Fight.”

“Erm, are you alright?” asked Aislynn.

“Me? Yes. I. Am. Feeling. As. Happy. As. Confucius.” Jacko had a slight problem with his voice. He had to breath in after every word, or he could possibly die.

“Right…” Said Aislynn. “Wait a minute, I thought Confucius was unhappy!”

“What. Made. You. Think. That, Young. One?”

“Well…he was always just sitting there, on a hill. Praying. For his entire life, for God’s sake! Sounds rather boring, don’t you think?”

This made Jacko angry. So angry that he forgot to breath after every word he said.

“ARE YOU INSULTING THE...” Began Jacko. Then he paused. “Oh. Bugga.” He said. And fell to the ground. He was dead.

Aislynn panicked, wondering what to do. She was supposed to be the chosen one, that would lead them to victory! What would everyone say? Finally she decided she was fed up with all this nonsense. All her life, Aislynn had wanted to be an actress on the stage, but knew it could never be so. But now, with nowhere to go, after having just killed a man, she would have to start a new life or stick to her old one and take the consequences. She jumped on to the closest animal she could find, which was a large hog. “Yeehaw!” she yelled and rode off into the distance, ready to start the long journey to her new life!

And with that, Aislynn left the evil blood-sucking town, ready for an amazing adventure…

Day 11: Hong Kong.

Aislynn stood at the end of a busy street in Hong Kong. She had already made it this far, along with her pig, which she had named Boone, meaning “ugly boring creature.”

She felt quite confident she had been going the right way to Broadway, until she realised one thing…she had no idea where the hell America was. She decided to stop by a map shop.

She went to a map store owned by a scruffy man named Marcus.

“I need a map to tell me how I can get to America.” said Aislynn.

“Right…” replied Marcus smugly. He pulled out a large map of the world. Aislynn was shocked to see that it was at the other side of the world.

“You’ll have to fix it!” said Aislynn. “I’m not riding a pig all the way to the other end of the world.”

“Fix it?” asked Marcus, repeating her words. “I own a map shop, not the Earth!”

“Oh, I see. So you sell pieces of paper with the world on them for a living. What a lifestyle! You make me sick!”

“Don’t mock me, miss, I have my own personal army!”

Aislynn began to think this man was crazy. “Your own army?” she laughed. “That’s impossible!”

“Oh, really?” said Marcus. He pressed a strange button on his computer marked “Execute”, and a door opened behind him, where there was a huge group of people who looked exactly like him!

“See?” he said. “I call them the Marci! Get her, boys, and her little pig too!!!”

Aislynn ran for her life. She ran outside with Boone, and kept running along the countryside, with hundreds of Marci chasing them. They were just nearby a large farm when a man jumped out in front of them.

“AHH!” yelled one of the Marci. “It’s a farmer!”

It seemed that Aislynn and her pig had been saved by none other than a farmer named Nate. The army of Marci’s one fear was farmers. Nate stood there, laughing as they ran off.

After getting to know Nate a bit more he became Aislynn's friend. The first true friend she had ever really had. She stayed with Nate for quite a while, who taught her several things about caring for pigs, being a farmer.

A few nights later, Aislynn told him the story of how she had run away, but that she wasn’t sure if she could get to Broadway anymore.

“Well, why didn’t ya say so?” replied Nathan. “I’m American, I’m planning on visiting some relatives over there in a few weeks time! I’ve already booked the tickets though, so you’ll have to hide in my luggage.”


Day 37: The Airport.

Nate sat in a First-Class chair, while Aislynn and Boone were in some large suitcases. “Ah…this is the life...” he said to himself.

“Excuse me sir.” Said a woman behind him. “You’re squashing me.”

Nathan looked back to realize his chair was so far back that he was squashing a young woman behind him.

“Oh, sorry!” he said as he straightened his chair up. “Can I buy you a drink to make up for it?”

“No, that’s alright.” She said. “Just do me a favor and don’t lean back.”

“I’ll try,” joked Nate, although he really wasn’t too confident. “I’m Nate, by the way.”

“Hi Nate. I’m Vicky.” said the girl.

“So why are you going to America?” asked Nate.

“I’m coming back from a trip. Asia’s a very nice place though. Lots of freedom there.”

“Oh no there isn’t.” laughed Nate, sculling down his fourth beer. “Let me tell you about someone I know…her and her pet pig.”


Aislynn got out of the suitcase to stretch her legs and looked around. There was a motorbike next to the suitcase she had been in. She had always liked motorbikes. She reached out to touch the beautiful leather seat. The whole bike was so shiny.

“Hey!” called a voice from behind her. “What do ya think you’re doin’ with my bike, huh?”

Aislynn looked at a sticker on the bike. “Property of Josh Holloway” it said. She looked up to see a man with a small beard and nice long blonde-ish hair.

“What a sweet Southern boy.” thought Aislynn.

“Erm…sorry… I didn’t mean to…” she began

“Security!!!” called the man. “Get here immediately!”

Aislynn panicked. She ran out of the room, into the Business section of the plane.


Meanwhile, in first class…

“What? You’re friends with stowaways?” asked Vicky.

“Oops.” Said a very drunk Nate. “I don’t think I was meant to tell you.”

“Nate!” came another voice. Aislynn was running towards him. “Security are after us!”

“Oh no!” said Nate. “Okay, we’re gonna have to get to the back of the plane, with the parachutes.”

They started to run off, only to be stopped by Josh Holloway.

They were trapped. But Aislynn had a plan. She reached forward and kissed Josh. Josh lost concentration for a while, which gave the three of them enough time to rush past him to the room with the parachutes. They got ready to jump out the back, when…

“Wait!” It was Vicky.

“Vicky, what the hell are you doing?” asked Nate, panicking.

“Mind if I come with you?”

“Why?”

“No idea. I’m just bored.”

“Right…” said Nate and Aislynn.

The three jumped out of the plane along with Boone, not sure where in the world they were headed for.

“Wait!” yelled Josh, running as they jumped out. “Oh…I’ll never meet a woman like her again.” He sighed.

Day 38: Bangladesh.

“BANG!”

They had crashed into a house. “What the hell is going on?!?” came a voice. A man came running out. “What the…who are you people?” he asked.

“Where are we?” asked Vicky.

“Whatcha mean ‘where are we’? You’re in Bangladesh!”

“What on Earth is Bangladesh?” asked Aislynn.

“I think it’s some type of ice-cream.” Muttered Nate.

“It’s a country!” snapped the man.

Aislynn and Nate told the man everything that had gotten them into this country. After asking several questions, the man decided they were alright people.

“Alright, come inside.” He gestured. “My name’s Colin, by the way.”

“Hi, Colin. Can I call you Potter?” asked Nate randomly.

“Where’d that come from?” asked Colin.

“I dunno. Just think it’s a cool name, that’s all.”

“Ok…well, no, you can’t call me Potter.” He said, still confused.

“Okay, Potter.” replied Nate.

“Well, can I call you MovieGuy then?” asked Vicky.

“Um, I guess so… but why?”

“I like movies, and I think you’re a Guy.” Said Vicky.

“Well…fair enough, I spose. And yes, obviously I am a guy.” He said, slightly angry.

“Well, can I call you MG as an abbreviation of MovieGuy?” asked Aislynn.

Finally Colin was getting annoyed. “What’s wrong with calling me Colin?!?” he yelled. “Stop using random names! You don’t see me calling Vicky… fallen angel!”

Vicky smiled. “You can call me an angel if you want.”

“Grrrr!!!”

After the nickname crisis, the five of them got along pretty well. They stayed there for a few days, having to fix up Colin‘s house. About five days later, Aislynn decided it was time they decided how to get to America.

“So you guys are headed for the United States?” asked Colin.

“Yeah…” said Nate. “Got an airport here in Bongakesh?”

“Bangladesh!” Colin corrected him. “Stop insulting our country.”

“Sorry…” said Nate, sniggering. “Well, do you have an airport here?”

“Not nearby here.” Said Colin. “But there is one in the big city.”

So the group, along with Colin, who decided to join them, were going to journey to Dhaka, a small city that was considered big by Bangladeshi terms.

Day 45: On the Road to the City.

Aislynn woke up after they had camped in a patch of land for the night. She could hear the strange sound of large hollow drums.

“It’s the Marci!” whispered Nate. Nate tried to scare them off by reminding them he was a farmer.

“Oh, we’re not scared of farmers anymore.” Said Marcus 1. “Not since we got our great new leader!”

The Marci cheered.

“Oh, and who’s that?” asked Aislynn. “Marcus 100000?”

“No. His name is Dial-up.”

A big man with a thick handlebar moustache came out from behind the huge army, with an evil grin. Aislynn had really had enough of this bunch of morons. She jumped onto Boone and dived onto Dial-up. Several Marci tried to stop her, but Vicky and Colin kicked them out of the way. Nate threw a large piece of tree trunk at Marcus 1, who fell to the ground. He was dead. The Marci ran off, scared.

Meanwhile, Vicky and Colin held down Dial-up, while Aislynn continuously bashed his head in. Finally, Dial-up broke free and ran off with the Marci like a sissy little girl.

“I hate Dial-up!” growled Aislynn. It would not be the last time she’d use those words.

Day 51: Dhaka.

The group had made it. They rushed over to a map in the middle of the city. “Hmm…” Aislynn stared at a map. “There is an airport, right?” asked Vicky. Aislynn shook her head.

Just when things looked doubtful, the group heard a voice. “You folks need a lift?”

They turned around to see a captain of a large cruise boat. “We’re headed for England!” he said.

“There’d be an airport in England!” said Colin. “We could go there first, then to America!”

Aislynn lay on the Cruise Ship happily, relaxing for the first time in days. Next to her was Boone the hog. All of a sudden, Boone began running around frantically. The ship had started moving. He ran over to the edge of the boat. He was sea-sick. He started throwing up over the edge of the large ship, with tourists either staring at him or turning their heads away. The Captain ran out after stopping the boat. “I’m sorry...but…he’ll have to go. We can’t have him on the Cruise Ship.”

Aislynn looked upset. “Can’t you put him on a separate boat or something?” she said sadly.

The Captain nodded. “I’ll put him on one of the luggage boats. He won’t get sea-sick on those small things.”

And so Aislynn said goodbye to her pig companion, not to meet him for a long, long time.

“It’s alright.” Said Nate, calming her down. “I’ll help you get over it.” Aislynn looked into Nate’s eyes. He looked into hers.

There was an awkward silence. Aislynn stopped staring at him, and Nate did the same. They both sighed and headed into the bar where Vicky and Colin had gone.

Day 52: The Cruise Ship.

Nate sat at the bar with Colin. Aislynn and Vicky had just gone off for a swim.

“So,” said Colin, as Nate finished his third beer. “You like Aislynn, eh?”

“What?!?” coughed Nate, acting as if it weren’t true.

Colin continued. “I can tell…I’m not stupid!” He lowered his voice. “I’ll make a deal with you…I won’t tell Aislynn you have a thing for her if you stop with the Bangladesh jokes.”

Nate thought about this for a moment. “Deal!” he finally said, shaking hands with Colin. “But just between you and me…” he whispered. “I think I may have a chance.”

What greeted Nate with these words was a punch in the face. Nate looked up to see a blonde man with a short beard and long hair. He looked familiar. Then it hit him…It was the man from the plane who had caught Aislynn!

Nate looked scared. “Err…Aislynn’s not here, she’s gone back to China.” He said in a cowardly voice.

“Don’t be stupid!” said the man. “I’m gonna find your girl and get her to fall in love with me before she even considers you!”

Suddenly Nate’s expression turned from scared to confused. “You…want to be her…umm…lover?”


Aislynn went up out of the pool, ready to perform a dive. But she never made that dive. Someone stopped her in her path. She stared at the man. It was the man she had kissed on the plane. Josh Holloway. She got out of his grip quickly and ran off to the exit with Vicky. Josh followed her. “Wait!” he called. “I don’t want to arrest you!”

But it was too late. Aislynn and Vicky had jumped over the edge of the ship, into freezing cold seas. Josh stopped, upset. Nate and Colin ran past him, and jumped into the water aswell. Then Josh decided to join them. He dived into the water!

Josh yelled over the humming noise of the boat, “I want to be your friend. All of you!”

“What?” asked Aislynn. “Really? You’re not chasing us?”

“No.” said Josh. “Infact…” he paused. “I particularly want to get to know you better.”

Day 53: Some weird… place.

Aislynn, Nate, Vicky, Colin and Josh Holloway paddled around to try and get to a piece of land they could see in the distance. A light came on. It was a small boat. A luggage boat!

“You folks lost yer’ way?” asked a man on the boat. Next to him was a small hog.

Aislynn brightened up. “Boone!” She jumped onto the boat as the others followed.

The sailor looked at them. “So he’s yours?” he asked. Aislynn nodded. The sailor smiled. “I’m Paul, by the way.” They shook hands. Nate decided they could trust the man, and told him about their amazing adventure so far. Paul loved every bit of it. The group asked if he wanted to join them, and he was thrilled.

“So should we head for that piece of land over there?” asked Vicky.

“You mean the Bialmene islands?” asked Paul. “That was gonna be my next break. There’s a nice little town there called Boganville.”

As soon as Colin stepped foot on the island, he heard something strange. “Do you hear that?” he asked. It was the sound of drums.

The Marci came into view. Dial-up emerged from the Army. “PREPARE TO FIGHT!” he yelled. And so began a huge fight.

Several Marci had given up, and headed for the hills. It looked like victory was near! But out came Dial-up, with a large knife, sharp as death itself. He aimed it for the closest person to him… Paul! Paul dropped Boone, who he had been protecting. Colin slid past and grabbed Paul’s ankles, sending Paul down out of the knife’s reach.

A Marci grabbed Colin as the knife hit the ground. Dial-up picked up the knife again, and threw it right into Colin’s chest.

Aislynn watched as Colin’s body was dragged off by the evil army. Josh put his hand on her shoulder to comfort her. Nate rolled his eyes.

“How can they just…take MovieGuy away from us like that?” said Vicky.

“So we’re calling him MovieGuy again?” asked Nate.

“Well…” said Vicky. “Aren’t you gonna continue insulting Bangladesh?”

Nate couldn’t help but laugh a little bit. “I spose.”

The others began to laugh a little bit, which eased the pain of having lost Colin.

“Let’s just try to forget what happened.” Said Aislynn. “Colin would want it, right?” The group knew she was right. It would be tough, but they’d have to move on.

That night, the group stayed at the Boganville Inn. While they were there, they found out Paul had a glass eye, by being hit by a bus in Poland, and Josh and Nate had a fight over Aislynn, who was still clueless either of them had feelings for her.

Day 56: On the road again.

“So where are we gonna go now?” asked Aislynn.

“Hmm…” said Paul. “There’s an airport at the other end of the islands. We couldn’t get all the way to America, but there’d be a cheap ticket to some place like…say, France?”

Day 59: The Airport.

“Excuse me.” Asked Paul at the front desk. “I was wondering if you could get us some cheap tickets over to France?”

The woman stared at him oddly. “Honya.” She said. “Fuelo Ming-shou Kinj Kanj?”

“Oh, darn it! We’ll need to find someone who can translate!” said Vicky.

“I guess we could…” said Aislynn. “But how ‘bout this?”

Aislynn got a cookie from their hotel out of her pocket. She hovered it in front of her face mysteriously in different directions “That’s a good girl…now… speak English!”

The woman went into a trance. “Here - Are - Some - Cheap - Tickets - To - France.” She said in a zombie-like voice.

“Err...thankyou.” Said Josh. The woman booked their tickets.

Aislynn explained to her friends that it was a type of trick her family knew, called ‘The Hypnotic Baked Goods Mind Teasing Mind Trick’…but she just called it the cookie-thing-a-ma-jig.

On the plane, Nate and Josh started to play a game of eye-spy. Nate forgot for a while that he was trying to make Josh look bad so he could be with Aislynn. Then Aislynn joint in with the game.

“I spy something…blue!” she said.

“Blue…” thought Nate. “Like the colour of her eyes…oh god, how… I love you!”

Wait…had Nate just thought that last part or said it out loud?

“Err…” said Vicky quietly. “I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom…”

“Wait up!” said Paul, as if he had never been to a toilet before. “Hey, come with me Paul!” he added, trying to give Nate and Aislynn some privacy. Josh hesitated, but went with Paul to avoid Aislynn’s suspicions that he also had a slight crush on her.

Aislynn coughed nervously. “Umm…what did you just say?”

“Err…” replied Nate, thinking on the spot. “I love…glue.”

“Glue?” repeated Aislynn.

“Umm…Yes.” Said Nate.

“What’s so great about glue?” asked Aislynn, confused.

Nate tried to think on the spot, but couldn’t think of anything. “Alright!” he blurted out. “I kinda have a few…minor…feelings for you.”

“Oh. I see…” said Aislynn. “Err…go on.”

“Okay…” said Nate. “Well, I really…like you…even more than glue…”

Aislynn shuffled uncomfortably in her seat. “Do you really like glue that much?”

“No!” said Nate, slapping himself in the head. “Just another one of my stupid excuses.”

Aislynn laughed. Nate laughed. Then they kissed. After kissing some more, they decided they would keep their relationship a secret from the others.


Meanwhile, Vicky stood alone in the women’s bathroom.

“You alright, m’am?” asked a flight attendant outside.

Vicky pretended to be throwing up. “Yeah…I‘m…okay…” Then she gave a cheeky smile. “But… your food here must be diseased!”

“I’m sorry.” said the flight attendant.

“That’s not okay! I’m gonna sue this airline!”

“No! Please, we’ll do anything!”

“Well, I guess, you could give me…say… around fifty thousand dollars?”

“Done!” said the flight attendant. “I’ll go tell the manager!”

The group got off the flight laughing and cheering, Vicky holding a fifty thousand dollar cheque. They were all ready to check out the sights of Paris. They were so excited, they didn’t even realise nobody else was getting off the plane. Infact, nobody else was around at all.

Then came a voice… “You are now surrounded! Give us the money!”

The group turned around, shocked. There were the Marci army, stronger than ever. But Dial-up was not leading them. He was at the back, making sure they all did what they were told. Instead someone else was guiding them…

They had known him as Potter…

They had known him as MovieGuy…

They had known him as MG, as an abbreviation of MovieGuy…

Aislynn stared at him in the face, amazed. “Colin?”

“Yes.” Said Colin. “It is I.”

The Marci cheered, until Colin shouted.

“SILENCE!” he yelled. “Let the people hand their welfare to us!”

“Aren’t you sposed to be dead?” asked Aislynn, shocked.

“Ah, yes.” Said Colin. “That is a wonderful story. You see, when the knife was thrown at me, I didn’t exactly die…I was stabbed, but it only went in as deep as my ribs. The Marci fixed me up, sensing my wise leadership…”

Vicky refused to give up the money. The Marci got angry and started fighting, then kidnapped Vicky and ran off. The rest stood there, shocked. They had to get Vicky back. And Paul knew how. He took them to the Louvre Museum, where he pointed out that the Marci’s strange triangular-shaped hats were the exact same model as the museum. They climbed inside.

“This place is huge!” said Josh. “She could be anywhere!”

“Hmm…” said Paul. “We could split up.”

“No.” said Aislynn. “That’s dangerous.”

“Wait…” said Nate. “I think I know where she is!”

“Where?” asked the others.

Nate pointed at a door leading to the Knife Exhibition.

“They’re obsessed with knives!” said Nate. “They’d love it there!”

“Oh, good thinking, Nate!” said Aislynn, excited. Without thinking, she jumped forward and kissed him.

“Oh…” said Aislynn. “Oops…”

Josh’s jaw dropped, and he fell to the ground.

“Oh crap.” Said Nate. “That’s the last thing we need! Someone to faint!”

Paul stared, amazed. “You guys are together?”

“Err…yeah.” Said Aislynn. “Look, we’ll tell you things later, just promise you won’t tell Josh or Vicky when they come back!”

“You expect me to just lie and say it was all in Josh’s dream?” asked Paul.

“Yeah.” Said Aislynn and Nate.

“Hmm…Okay.” replied Paul.


Vicky was about to be killed for not having the cheque with her. Nate had actually snatched it during the fight.

The group charged into the room ready to fight off the Marci…instead they only found one of the Marci, Colin, and Vicky tied to a chair.

Colin stared at them. “Do you people have the money?”

“You’re not getting it!” said Nate angrily.

“Oh, I think I will.” Said Colin, his eyes growing wide with evil.

“Why are you doing this, Colin?” asked Aislynn. “You used to be such a nice guy!”

“Shut up!” said Colin. He turned around to face the wall.

“You know you still like us!” said Paul.

“I do not!” said Colin angrily. “I’m evil to the core!”

“I don’t wanna know where his core is.” Said Nate, disturbed. Paul and Aislynn laughed. Colin glared at them madly, but suddenly began to laugh. And it wasn’t an evil laugh. Suddenly, Colin turned back into his old self. He ran off with the group in a hurry.

Things were back to normal. Or atleast as normal as things had ever been. After a bit of catching up and some pranks with a gay man in France, they decided to continue their journey.

“There should be a flight to America from here for fifty thousand bucks, right?” asked Paul.

“Ofcourse!” said Vicky. “But…you don’t think the Marci will follow us, do you?”

“Maybe…”said Nate.

“Well, they could do something awful to the plane!” said Vicky.

“I don’t think so. We’re pretty safe.” Said Josh.

“Actually…” said Colin. “Vicky’s right. The Marci have great skills with bombs and explosives. They’d be planning it right now.”

“Darn it!” said Paul. “Then we just have to walk to America or something?”

“Don’t be so negative!” said Josh. “I’ve got a friend in England who may be able to get us over to America without us going to the airport and being spotted by the Marci. He’s a pilot, named Matthew Fox.”

So the group traveled to England, and along the way saved Boone from almost being killed by a group of chefs in Germany. Paul was still finding it very hard to keep Aislynn and Nate’s relationship a secret. He was getting fed up with it, but Aislynn and Nate promised it would be over soon.

Day 73: London, England.

“This is it!” said Josh, excited. “This is Matthew’s house!”

The house was a small little English home that desperately needed a new coat of paint. And a more stable roof. Infact it really needed to be rebuilt.

“Err…” said Aislynn. “What does this guy do for a living, exactly?”

“Oh, he’s a garbageman.” Said Josh. “But he’s trying to become an actor.”

“Yup, just like you, Josh!” came a voice. The group turned around to see a man who was quite tall, with a nice, trimmed haircut. He had a large amount of stubble, but somehow he had kept it all nice and straight.

“Oh…” said Josh. “Yeah, just like me, Foxy.”

“You’re an actor, Josh?” asked Colin.

“Yeah.” Said Josh. “I…kinda forgot to mention that.”

“We’re planning on this great new TV show!” said Matthew. “Us and a group of other friends.”

“Yeah, it’s called LOST!” exclaimed Josh.

“It’s about these guys that crash on an island and they’re being attacked by a monster and there are other people after them and a giant pink elephant is disguised as one of them!” said Matthew.

“Wait!” said Josh. “I thought we cut that last bit out!”

“Oh…yeah.” Said Matthew, disappointed. “We’ve replaced it with flashbacks showing guys making out with their sisters.”

“Okay…” said Nate. “Err, good luck with that.”


Vicky began to really like Matt. They went to Taco Bell in Matt’s car, to get some dinner for the whole group, but once they got there they discovered that the Marci had taken over several fast food chains and were coming after them. They had to get on the plane, first thing the next morning!

The group got on the plane the next morning. Things looked good for the group, but suddenly a ship came and sucked them into it’s big metal body.

“Mwahahaha!” came an evil voice. Dial-Up opened the door to Matthew’s plane and walked in laughing.

“You have a weird laugh.” Said Nate, looking at Dial-Up amazed.

“Shut up!” snapped Dial-Up. He cackled once more.

“Seriously is that your real laugh or are you faking it?” asked Nate again.

“Yeah! And what’s so damn funny anyway?” added Paul.

“What’s so funny is that I’ve finally captured you and will kill you all to live my life happily with your fifty thousand dollars!” said Dial-Up cruelly.

“Right…” said Colin. “You have a weird sense of humor.”

They were taken into a jail cell to wait, but the group decided to break out. Aislynn found a very small piece of crumb from a pastry, and realized she could use it for the cookie thing-a-ma-jig. Thanks to Boone, aswell as the fact that the Marci made lousy guards, they all broke out and ran to Matt’s ship.

“Get in!” yelled Aislynn, stopping to let the rest of the group run into the plane. She stayed still as the Marci ganged up on her, and pulled out the tiny little crumb of a cookie. She waved her hand above it and closed her eyes, putting every single bit of her concentration into one little cookie.

“MING HAIOU FILA KESHBOT SEAWEED MONGHO HONG KONG CHAN!!!!” she yelled, raising the crumb in the air. The entire army of Marci flew back, as if some sort of invisible force field had hit them. Aislynn collapsed onto the floor after using so much energy. Nate rushed out of the plane to pick her up, worried she was dying. Her heart was still beating, so Nate ran back to the plane to grab her. They flew off, to the nearest island. Which happened to have one of the strangest names ever...

Day 76: Shallabonbon.

“She’s alright.” said a doctor at the Shallabonbon hospita. “But she…may die.”

Everyone gasped, almost all at once. “What’s wrong with her?” asked Vicky.

“She’s got a cookie crumb stuck in her throat, right in the middle of a very small tube. This could eventually choke her.” Replied the doctor. He was annoyingly calm about the entire thing.

“Well, you’d better fix it!” said Nate through gritted teeth. “Cos if you don’t…” He waved his fist around angrily.

“I’ll do my best, sir.” Said the doctor, still calm.

“Anybody can do their best!” yelled Nate. “You’ve gotta fix it!”

“Would you like to do the operation, sir?” asked the man smugly.

Nate paused, and took a deep breath. “Please do your best.” He finally said.

The time went by very slowly as the operation took place. Everyone sat in the Waiting Room, doing nothing. Vicky got up to go for a walk. She went down the small hallways.

“Why do hospitals always have that weird smell?” came a voice from behind her. It was Matthew.

Vicky laughed with him. “Wow, this sucks, huh?” said Matt.

“Yeah.” Agreed Vicky. “Aislynn’s such a great person, and her life’s at risk?”

Matt sighed and nodded. “Sorry I can’t do much.”

She shrugged and laughed slightly. “Hey, you’re making me laugh more.”

“I can do that all the time.” Laughed Matthew. “And more than just that, ofcourse.”

“Like what?” asked Vicky.

“Like this…” Matt said, then came closer to Vicky and kissed her. She put her arms around him.


Meanwhile, Nate sat biting his nails in the Waiting Room.

“Will you stop doing that?” Josh finally said.

Nate turned to him. “Hey, you try waiting to find out if you’re girlfriend will live or not!”

“Huh?” asked Josh.

“Wha?” said Colin.

“Umm…” said Nate. He looked at Paul.

“Err…” began Paul. “Sorry. I can’t think of an excuse this time!” He ran off quickly.

“Oh…crap.” Said Nate. He and Josh started to fight, but just then the doctor came out of the hospital doors. “She’s alive and healthy!” explained the doctor. Colin, Nate and Josh all jumped up in excitement. They rushed in to see Aislynn sitting in bed happily.

“I love you.” Said Nate, touching hands with her. She looked towards Colin and Josh.

“Don’t worry.” Said Nate. “They already know.”


So now Vicky and Matt were dating, and everybody also knew about Aislynn and Nate. Josh was angry. But he planned to show Aislynn how bad Nate was. To do this he got Nate very drunk, but this meant he had to get very drunk aswell to convince him to drink more.

Suddenly, Nate was washed away into a magical land of elves and gremlins. Nate began to fly through it, laughing. There was Beatles music playing in the background. “Ooh!” said Nate, hovering around a giant marshmallow tree. “All the colours!” He giggled. Suddenly along came Aislynn, dressed in a large velvet suit, and doing the chicken dance.

“Hi, Aislynn!” yelled Nate.

“Shut up, Nate!” Aislynn said, punching him to the ground.

“Wha?” Nate opened his eyes. He was back in the bar. Aislynn stood in front of him.

“Both of you make me sick!” said Aislynn. “Trying to get eachother drunk like that!”

Nate looked over to see that Josh had been punched to the ground aswell. “Hey, I’m sorry, babe!” he said. “Please, forgive me?”

“No!” yelled Aislynn. “I hate the two of you!” She stormed out, crying. Nate lay there next to Josh on the floor, crying quietly.

Matt got tickets for a plane ride to Broadway. But he wasn’t going. Vicky and him had decided they wanted to live together in Shallabonbon. Nate and Josh decided to stay behind too. After the three had left, Matt and Vicky went house hunting…

“Okay, what do you think we should get?” asked Matt.

“White?” asked Vicky.

“Yeah. Okay.” Replied Matthew. “Where’s a white house?”

“Err…” Vicky scanned the streets. There wasn’t a white house in sight. Infact, all of them were either pink or orange. Vicky looked closely at the doors. They each had an odd symbol on them. She took one step closer… One was in the shape of a burger, another in the shape of a Subway sandwich, and another in the shape of an ice cream.

Vicky gasped. “It’s the Marci! Run!” The two of them began to run. Matt ran incredibly fast, while Vicky was behind, panting. She tripped over. She went to get up, but a large red shoe stopped her in her path.

“Oh my god!!!” yelled Vicky. “It’s Ronald McDonald!” Ronald McDonald pointed a large gun towards Vicky. He had a strong resemblance to Michael Jackson.

Matthew turned around, noticing Vicky wasn’t with him. He suddenly saw Ronald with his gun pointed at her. He began to run up to attack but a large group of Marci came out. He ran off as they chased him.

Vicky lay there, amazed. Dial-Up, Ronald, and three Marci lifted her.

“No mistakes this time.” Said Dial-Up. “This is the end of the road.”


Day 79: Broadway.

Aislynn, Colin, Paul and Boone walked through Broadway. They continued to walk, until Aislynn saw a sign…

“Wanted: A talented actor who can sing, tell jokes, and chicken dance.”

“That’s perfect for me!” exclaimed Aislynn. She walked right in. The room was almost pitch black. Suddenly the door closed behind them.

“Ha, it seems I know you very well, Aislynn!” came a voice. She turned around to see a Chinese man. “Now it is time you come back with your people!”

“Wha…Father?” asked Aislynn.

TO BE CONTINUED…

"Becouse of you" by Ana Lucia
Author: LVI Bot :: Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:17 pm
"Becouse of you" 03-30-2006
Film o Ana Lucia
Song: Becouse of you by Kelly Clarkson
Vidder: Ana Lucia
Length: 3:39 (14.3 MB wmv)

Link: http://rapidshare.de/files/16721258/Ana_Lucia.wmv.html


"The Voice Inside My Head" by Kait
Author: LVI Bot :: Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:12 pm
"The Voice Inside My Head" 03-30-2006
The first truly shippery
video Ive ever made. In honor of Aubries 16th b-day!!! Its still angsty though...
Song: Miss You by blink-182
Vidder: Kait
Length: 3:47 (7.85MB WMV)

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKu2rRYSQrg


Transamerica
Author: KajaM :: Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:46 am
Anyone seen this movie?
It's been in the German movie theatres for two weeks now and I think I should go and watch it. I quite like Felicty Huffman as a "desperate housewife" but I can't really imagine her being a "guy"

Lost video game? (rumor!)
Author: Enchirito :: Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:30 am
I was listening to gamespot's podcast and while they were talking about the Desperate Housewives video game (ack), they started an 'official rumor' about a Lost game coming soon. Would anyone here play it?

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