mistojen
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Dear Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki,
Re: Devour; House of Wax
...why would you do that to your fangirls? Do you hate us?
Love,
Jen
PS,
Jensen--I really did try to finish Devour, but it was SO horrible, I had to turn it off...even though you're really pretty. Dammit.
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Aislynn
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*laughs hysterically* 
I haven't tried "House of Wax" yet but the only way I made it through "Devour" was to:
1. fast-forward through the REALLY dumb parts
2. watch the remaining plain dumb parts while heckling the characters in my mind
3. keep wondering why his voice sounded so much higher  than it does now in Supernatural
4. hope he got a nice paycheck for it
Oh dude, do you mean you missed the classic ending scene? *tsk*
And am I allowed to answer you, btw? I never heard what the "rules" of Unsent Letters were when it went around CE, I'm afraid...  |
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mistojen
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there's no rules
And, yes, we missed the ending scene...we tried REALLY hard and Angie and I just couldn't sit through the whole thing. Jensen is a GORGEOUSLY sexy man, but...he's not THAT sexy. 
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mistojen
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Dear Beauty Advisor at Work Today,
I am a STYLIST. I am not a beauty advisor. It is not my job to ring customers, help them find products, or look in the back room for sh** that you haven't bothered to stock on the shelves. Also, I am a human being. Sometimes I get hungry and sometimes (GOD FORBID!), I have to pee...when you schedule five people back to back, without even leaving me time to clean up my station in between, you're not allowing me time to do anything I need to do. I don't appreciate having to do the Igottapeegoddammit! dance at the shampoo sink. It's annoying and I hate you for making me need to do so. Lastly, you're not allowed to have your cell phone turned on while you're on the clock. This means you're not allowed to stand up front behind the counter bickering with your ex-boyfriend, forcing me to do your job. It also means that you're not allowed to sit at my station when I have a quick space between clients while calling all of your friends just to say hello. It's rude, annoying, and could get you fired if I wasn't as nice a person and I was to rat you out. Just thought I'd tell you.
No love,
Jen
Dear Other Stylist at Work Today,
...your book was full and you denied me a $60 service by squeezing that person into your book when I had no one listed in mine at the time. That's rude, unnecessary, and not cool. Thanks for almost f***ing up my commission.
No love,
Jen
PS--asking me to take the client after you've done so and after my book has been filled not only doesn't make what you did any less sh**ty, but it also does not count as being gracious. Just saying.
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AlcoholicPixie
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Dear Jared,
I love you. I want to have your babies.
Well... not really. I don't like children.
But we can go rambling in Wales!
Well... not really. I don't like walking.
You can show me your bare chest and I can drool!
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Which would actually happen.
Your one true love,
Kayla
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Dear deviantART,
Your staff are asses.
Kayla
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mistojen
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Dear Lake castleton Apartments,
I have had cardboard in my windows for almost a year now and you're just now catching on and telling me I have to take them down? Way to be attentive. You're idiots and you have stupid rules.
F--- you,
Jen
PS,
I wonder how the graveyard shifters who live in your complex feel about the rule about only white blinds and white curtains allowed on the windows and glass doors...probably not highly. It's a good thing that your apartments look pretty on the outside; that way, it doesn't matter how miserable your tenants are--you'll lure in new ones all the time. Way to be. 
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