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Episode One- "Arrival"

Teaser:
- Out of the ship that Lana finds come what seem to be two Kryptonians - Nam-Ek, a "beautifully built black man," and a blond female named Aethyr. Sounds like they're naked, as all Kryptonians are when Smallville seasons begin. So much for that "suit that Clark was going to wear in Superman Returns" rumor, eh?
- Aethyr superspeeds in front of Lana. Lana notices a Kryptonian symbol on the small of Aethyr's back that is identical in look and placement to the one that Lana had on her back in Season 4.
- Lana asks the strangers who they are and where they're from. A military chopper approaches, and Aethyr sends it spiraling out of control, thanks to a burst of heat vision. Then, Nam-Ek uses his heat vision power to completely incinerate the chopper. Twenty armed soldiers approach in Humvees, and bullets bounce right off of the two strange visitors. They then incinerate all of their attackers with their heat vision.
- A Humvee charges full throttle at Aethyr, who grabs it by the bumper and flips the vehicle into the air. After all this commotion, Aethyr asks Nam-Ek where the girl has gone to. "She's of no use," he says. "We must find Kal-El." Lana hides and crouches in the bushes as all this is going on. End of teaser...

A few minutes later:
- Lex comes up from the rubble inside of the cave. His hand is bruised. He walks into the cave's inner chamber, and finds Chloe's cell phone laying on the ground. Lex spots the altar, where the octagonal key is resting. He examines the octagonal key, and hears a "You!" from behind. It's Nam-Ek and Aethyr, wearing fatigues stolen from the military people. Lex thinks they're really soldiers, and tells them that everything is under control, and that they're probably needed elsewhere. Nam-Ek asks Lex where Kal-El is. "Who?" Lex asks. "He possesses the octagonal key," Aethyr says, and in doing something that sounds like the Force in Star Wars, Nam-Ek lifts his hand and the key rockets into his palm. They ask Lex if he is Kal-El. "Who wants to know?" Lex asks. Aethyr grabs Lex by the throat and digs her nails into his skin. "Kal-El would not bleed," she says.

And then....
- We see the Arctic tundra, and there's a human figure laying face down in the ice. It's Chloe. We don't know for sure what happens next, but it's a pretty safe bet that by episode's end, or at least early in the season, Chloe and Clark will have to have a little talk, because she now knows everything about where his powers came from and he's not your average run-of-the-mill meteor freak.

Meanwhile, at the hospital...
- Lois visits the Kents to make sure they're all right. She makes a comment about how they let her have a home before, so the least she could do is to help out when it came crashing down. The Kents smile, and then a shattering explosion shakes the walls. In the corridor are Nam-Ek and Aethyr. "Tell us where Kal-El is, or suffer the fate of your brethren," they warn. The sheriff fires his gun at them and the bullets fly off. (The script says his, but hey, isn't Nancy a she?) Lois watches in disbelief. Nam-Ek approaches Jonathan. "Where is Kal-El?" Aethyr demands that they are taken to him, that Jonathan would know where he is. Jonathan is shocked to hear someone saying Clark's Kryptonian name.
- Aethyr reaches for Jonathan, when Lois intervenes. "I know where Kal-El is!" She tells them that Kal-El is at Fort Ryan and is waiting for them. "I'll take you to him right now. But you have to promise to behave yourselves. That means no blowing stuff up. Got it?" Lois asks. Nam-Ek and Aethyr each take Lois by an arm. Lois grins, trying to cover her fear.

And what of Lana?
- Lana wakes up on a couch in the mezzanine of Luthor Mansion. Her leg is bandaged up. She hears a scratching noise coming from downstairs. She looks down, and sees the Kryptonian symbol that she saw on the man and the woman, carved into the wood floor. Then it is revealed who is doing the carving - it's Lionel! "Mr. Luthor, what are you doing?" Lana asks.... and sadly, that's all we know right now.
- Lionel tells Lana that Nam-Ek and Aethyr are disciples of Zod and must be stopped. Yes... he said it... ZOD!
- Lionel gives Lana a green Kryptonite rock so she can stop the two aliens. Lana looks down at the rock, and seems to start to put the situation together as to what she needs to do...

Clark Finds Out What's Happened
- Clark, wherever he is, sees a television news broadcast on a television that's up on a wall. Smallville's second meteor shower is international news. The number of casualties in this second meteor shower is revealed. Clark stares in horror at the news report. We're assuming his next step is to return to Smallville. He's with someone else in the scene, but we can't really tell you who, because we don't know who.

Clark and Lex Confrontation
- "I don't have time for an interrogation," Clark tells Lex, maybe referring to the events that happened at the end of season 4. "Then be straight with me," Lex challenges him. "If you're my friend, you'll tell me the truth. Why were you in the caves when the meteors hit?"

Clark and the Kents Reunited
- Clark eventually makes his way to the hospital where the Kents are at. Jonathan tells Clark that they're looking for Kal-El. "I'll make it easy for them. Where are they?" he asks.
- Jonathan tells a police officer that Fort Ryan must be notified immediately. The officer turns around with a bloody face, his eyes dazed.

At the military hangar....
- Lois gets Aethyr and Nam-Ek to the military hangar and is stalling them with chit-chat. "Conversation? Don't they do that where you come from?" Lois asks. Aethyr reveals that the place they come from doesn't exist anymore. Nam-Ek gets angry. He realizes that Kal-El is not there. Lois tells him that Kal-El is right around some metal trunks in the corner, that that is "where he likes to hang out." The two walk toward the trunks, which are labeled "Lead Munitions." Behind them is nothing but a rat, but it buys Lois the time to pick up a rocket launcher. Yes. A rocket launcher. Lois fires and it blasts towards the duo. Nam-Ek catches the rocket, but it still explodes, engulfing the both of them. The Kryptonians emerge from the blast. Lois is terrified. "Whoops..."

Somewhere in Act Four...
- Lionel slumps toward the ground, unconscious. Lex gets up, out of breath, with a stream of blood trickling like a tear down his cheek.
- Nam-Ek and Aethyr are not pleased with Lois's ruse. "It was just a little prank," Lois babbles nervously. "Don't you guys have a sense of humor?" They hold her up in the air. "Guess not." Aethyr throws her 20 feet into a shelf of supplies. Things, and Lois, crash into the floor. Suddenly, Clark blurs out in superspeed, grabs both Nam-Ek and Aethyr by the hand, and throws THEM 80 feet, slamming into a cargo jeep. Yay for Smallville and the throwing around gag. They stand from the wreckage, unfazed. "We are not your enemies, Kal-El. We mean you no harm," says Nam-Ek. Nam-Ek explains that they three are the last survivors of Krypton, and that together they can do what their forefathers envisioned. "I saw what you did at the hospital," Clark tells them. "That's not utopia. It's murder."
- Aethyr tells Clark that some must be sacrificed for the sake of the many."
- Clark challenges her. "Then you'll have to sacrifice me, because I won't allow you to kill anyone else."
- Aethyr takes off her metallic bracelet and hurls it onto the floor. The bracelet mushrooms into a vortex of wind and black-purple light. "We cannot destroy you, Kal-El, but we can put you in a place where you cannot stop us," Nam-Ek tells him. Clark struggles as he is dragged toward the inferno.
- Clark uses some new skills he learned at the Fortress of Solitude earlier in the episode (obviously material we don't yet have spoilers for). He musters all of his strength to break free, and....
- Clark's new skill learned from Jor-El in the Fortress has him leaping backward in the air in a perfect backflip. His feet ram into Nam-Ek's chest, sending him flying 30 feet. Aethyr rips a wing off of a plane's fuselage and swings it at Clark. It misses. Twin shimmers of heat vision blast after Clark. Clark blasts back with his own rays. This goes until Aethyr fires a blast into the axis of criscrossing beams up above. All three of them are flown back from the inevitable blast. Clark falls on the ground, near the vortex, and Nam-Ek grabs him by the leg. "Goodbye, Kal-El," Nam-Ek says, ready to give him the final blow, when his own knees start to weaken.
- Reveal Lana right behind him, clutching a glowing green rock of Kryptonite. Clark tries to hide his own gripping pain. Aethyr rushes across the warehouse, getting weaker as she gets closer to the green rock. Weakened, Aethyr lets out a burst of heat vision which sears Lana's arm. Lana screams and slams back, knocking over some shelves, right behind those trunks labeled "lead munitions." Clark is back on his feet. The vortex continues to whirl. "Your human friends are of no use to you now, Kal-El," Nam-Ek tells him. Clark remembers Jor-El's words inside the Fortress and superspeed leaps into the air, ands ends up in the rafters, hidden from Nam-Ek and Aethyr. Aeythr searches for him, frustrated, when Clark comes back down from up above and pounces her, propelling her into the vortex. She digs her fingers into the floor when she is sucked inside. Nam-Ek struggles and tries to grab her arm and pull her out. As Nam-Ek struggles, Clark hurls a cannon at him, and....

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Episode Two- "Mortal"

Teaser:
- Lex has had Lionel admitted into Belle Reve. He's still in a "Kryptonian trance." The scene sounds like a complete reversal of "Shattered," where Lionel was looking in on Lex. This time, the tables are turned.
- Four armed guards are moving three patients along. There's a "hulking, tattooed badass" named Tommy Lee. He's with a pair of eerily gaunt twins. (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen maybe? Kidding.)
- Tommy Lee apparently has a power to control electricity flow and uses it to make his escape. The two twins he is with slam their fists together which leads into a white hot glow that fuses them together into a rippling force field. They ask Tommy Lee where their next destination will be. He tells them it will be Smallville.
- The twins have a habit of finishing each other's sentences.
- The twins are played by Brad and Todd Mann. They played a brotherly duo of strippers in the film "Yellowknife."

A little bit later, in Act Two:
- The Kent house is being repaired after the effects of the meteor shower. Half of the walls are stripped to the studs. (Did someone say stripping? It's early Season 4 all over again) This information we have apparently is somewhere around the middle of the scene, because Clark is being tossed into a wall. Lana rushes to him and tells the people who did it to "Stop it!" Reveal the twins and Tommy Lee.
- "You're a legend in Belle Reve," Tommy tells Clark. "Half the freaks are in there because of you," he says, right in front of Lana. Lana asks what he's talking about. Clark claims he's got the wrong guy. Tommy yanks Lana up, holding her by her "porcelain neck." (Their words, not ours) He licks the side of her face, which enrages Clark. Clark heads towards him and Tommy draws power from the exposed wiring to electrocute Clark. Clark goes down, in pain. Tommy and the twins think they have the wrong person.

And in the caves...
- Chloe is down in the caves looking at the symbols on the wall and the damaged altar in the open chamber room. She tries to let go of the memory of being transported across the world in a flash of light.
- The next scene we know of, which is a little later, has Lex talking to Chloe... possibly in the caves. "I think you know more than you're telling me, Chloe," Lex tells her, warning her that she's getting involved in a "dangerous game" by covering up for Clark.
- "Like covering up the spaceship Lana said crashed during the meteor shower?" Chloe retorts. Lex claims Lana was hysterical and didn't know what she was talking about. "Stop asking questions, Lex, or I'll start asking my own," Chloe threatens.

And even later than that...
- Tommy Lee apparently isn't so much of an enemy to Clark anymore, or at least now they're talking rather than throwing each other across the room, because they're talking inside the Kent kitchen. Clark learns that Tommy Lee spent a few weeks inside of Level Three.
- Tommy jokingly refers to the two gaunt twins as "the Wonder Twins."
- Tommy needs Clark to break into Level Three to get him and his friends some kind of "serum." The serum, a "nifty green cocktail," amped up Tommy and the twins' powers, and became addictive. Then, they were moved from Level Three into Belle Reve, and boom, no more cocktails. "If the stories I heard about you are true, you shouldn't have any problem" with getting in, Tommy Lee tells Clark. The Kents approach, and Tommy Lee apparently makes himself scarce.
- Jonathan and Martha return home and find Clark alone. Martha notices Lana's SUV there but doesn't know where she is; Clark says she wasn't feeling well and was laying down. Clark's shirt is inside out - probably from something having to do with the fight with the FOTW's - but it's likely that the Kents think something else was happening there. Clark tries to get his parents to leave and go to the hardware store; when that tactic doesn't work, he tries something else. Seems like he thinks his parents will be in danger.
- There's a confrontation where police cruisers are headed toward the house and Tommy destroys a police cruiser with an energy blast. The blast sends the sheriff flying. Jonathan, outside on the porch, gets in a scuffle that results in Tommy Lee elbowing him in the face. Tommy Lee tells the twins "to get the field up" which is likely to be their escape route. Indoors, Lana is working her Lana Fu on the twins, kicking them. She also nails Twin #2's hand to the wall with a nail gun. Ouch!

New Chlark!
- Clark goes to Chloe for help in getting into the vault that holds the serum inside. They're happy to see one another, because they greet with a hug, and Chloe says "Let's not do that again, okay?" which implies they may have been in danger before this scene. They need fingerprint access. Chloe says she'll need a week, or Lex's thumbprint. Chloe pulls out a flashlight that Lex handled and hands it to Clark, and gives Clark a knowing look that he'll know what to do with it. Clark is puzzled.
- Either slightly before this scene, or slightly after it, Chloe is helping Clark navigate through some vents. She asks him if super complaining was one of his abilities that she didn't know about, so yes, they have had The Talk. Clark then says something to Chloe about how Pete didn't bother him this much, and Chloe replies "You told Pete?!?!" "Well, he found my spaceship." "He saw your spaceship?!?!" The scene sounds like a lot of fun.

Also...
- Jonathan, Martha, and Lana are tied up by the baddies, who are "waiting for that Kent kid to come back." So he's not there...

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Episode Three- "Hidden"

Teaser (scene edited/changed 7/26/05):
- The episode starts with a Lieutenant Bledsoe inside a control room. He holds a gun. Someone sneaks up behind him, seemingly out of nowhere. It's a young man named Gabriel. He demands Bledsoe's help in opening a door with two key holes simultaneously fifteen feet apart. He threatens Bledsoe and says that if he doesn't help, he'll finish Bledsoe's colleague Taylor, who is unconscious on the floor. They get in, and Gabriel then turns and drills a bullet into Bledsoe, killing him. He then rotates and fires into Taylor, and then attaches something to a cell phone and dials.

And then the action moves to outside of the Talon...
- Where we see Chloe's VW with a "Met U" bumpersticker. Her car is filled with all of the things she'll need to relocate for college - computer, clothes, lamps, and that sort of thing. She answers her cell phone... and the caller is Gabriel, the guy you saw in the previous scene. He calls Chloe and warns her to get out of town. He says "How much time did I spend at the Torch helping you chase 'the' big story?... In one hour, you're going to get it."
- Gabriel sets down his phone. A digital clock ticks down, and behind it is a large Plexiglas window. Beyond the window is a cylindrical metal form. There's a painted American flag on its tubular structure, with the words "United States of America" beside it. It's an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. I smell trouble...

Later...
- Clark and Chloe discuss the call she received from Gabriel. He tells her that her approach to journalism apparently got someone's attention. "Either way, he trusts you. Maybe we don't have to search every silo," Clark tells her.
- Chloe improvises, and calls Gabriel pretending she has had car troubles. We learn that Sheriff Adams wasn't able to trace the number for some reason. Clark pushes the VW Bug off to the side of the road into the gravel. The script bits say "Clark strains with all of his human strength," which implies that his powers may still be gone.

Sheriff Adams Investigates
- Sheriff Adams goes to a missile silo to find out what's going on, and finds that it's empty. "The signal didn't come from here," a soldier tells her.

Clark and Chloe Investigate Too!
- Clark and Chloe end up at Gabriel's farm house. As they enter, they see Gabriel has his own version of a Wall of Weird - articles about meteor freaks are plastered on the wall. Chloe makes a reference to "those of us who can't crush metal with our bare hands" right to Clark, so yep, she and him have definitely talked by now.

In a Luthorcorp warehouse...
- We see the black spaceship! But that's all we know about that!

Lex Tries To Get Into The Ship
- Lex meets with a technician who is using different types of lasers to try and break into the black ship from the season finale. "For every question in the universe, there is an answer," Lex tells him. "If you find that task too challenging, I'll find someone who doesn't."

Lex Confronts Lionel
- Lex then goes to visit Lionel at Belle Reve.
- Lex demands that Lionel tells him what the Kryptonian symbols mean. Lex accuses him of playing games, like he did when he did the "blind routine" or when he was pretending to be "born again."
- "You can never open it," Lionel tells Lex. "Only he can open it."

And then...
- Chloe and Gabriel meet up. Gabriel offers to take Chloe with him. Clark tackles him, but gets elbowed in the face, which makes him bleed. A gunshot rings out. Clark has been shot, right in front of Chloe. Gabriel takes Chloe, shoves a gun to her side, and demands that she comes with him.

In Act Three...
- Gabriel's taken Chloe with him and we learn that the second meteor shower has left behind 10 times "more rock" than the first meteor shower did. It sounds like Gabriel wants to destroy Smallville so there will be no more meteor freaks. We also learn Gabriel's dad had always warned him about "the meteor freaks in this town."

At Smallville Medical Center...
- Clark is rushed into Smallville Medical Center. Jonathan and Martha see him in the corridor, and are told he's been shot. The ER doctor tells him that it looks like the bullet has pierced Clark's lung. "Bullet?" Jonathan asks, surprised. Clark is wheeled into the operating room.
- Lana visits the hospital as soon as she hears Clark has been shot. "They found Chloe's car in a ditch and Clark had been shot," Jonathan tells her.

In Act Four...
- Lana walks down the corridor with a doctor with a somber look on her face. It's obvious what's happened. The ER doctor gives the Kents some bad news. "We lost him," the doctor says. Suddenly, a nurse runs up to the doctor's side, a bit rattled. "We've got a problem."
- The Doctor, Lana, Jonathan, and Martha run to Clark's room, to find the bed is empty. Cut to:

The Fortress of Solitude
- Clark wakes as bright, reflected light dances on his skin. What happens next? We don't know, but this is going to be hard to explain to Lana, that's for sure!

And in case you were wondering...
- Clark DOES get his powers back at episode's end.

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Episode Four- "Aqua"

Professor Fine Propositions Clark
- Professor Fine tells Clark that he should come work for him, even though Clark shows up late for his class and fumbles with excuses. "Actually, I'm not looking for a job, sir," Clark tells him. "The only thing worse than the fear of speaking the truth, is the fear of uncovering it," Fine tells him. "If you know Lex Luthor, ask him yourself."

At the Luthor mansion.... (this scene may be cut... see below)
- Lex has hired a swim coach. He's surprised to find "A.C.," a 19-year old phenom from the Stanford swim team. Why are my Hoyay alarms going off? "Your inexperience is a concern," Lex tells the young man. We learn that A.C. - Arthur Curry - bowed out of the Olympic trials. "There are more important things in life than chlorine and winning medals," Arthur tells Lex. "Like what? Finding the perfect wave?" "Among other things."
- Lex introduces Clark to his new swim coach. Arthur recognizes Clark for a rescue from earlier in the day. "You were like a torpedo out there," Clark tells him. "I'm going to show our boy Lex everything I know," Arthur replies.
- Clark confronts Lex, as he always does, and asks him why he needs a swim coach. Lex tells him that Arthur can do the 100 meter free-style in under fifty seconds, and Lex wants to try out for a Pentathlon. "It's something I need to do," Lex tells him. "Is building weapons something you need to do, too?" Clark asks him. Professor Fine has told him some new information about his bald friend...

Lana and Lois Discuss "A.C."
- Lana and Lois have a scene together in the Talon. "He goes to Stanford, he's the star of the swim team, and he's passionately interested in something meaningful," Lana tells her, easily impressed.
- "I kind of wish I had never met him. Because now my head is in a constant fog," Lois tells her. Lana tells Lois the fog is about to lift, because A.C. has just entered through the Talon's doors.
- Arthur looks at Lois and says "Do you look beautiful or what? Even with that seaweed in your hair, and that sand all over your face, you looked beautiful." Seems at this point he's already saved her life. Arthur spots something on the floor - it's Lois's military ID badge. He picks it up and gives it to her. Lois tells A.C. that her father would have "lined me up in front of a firing squad" if she lost that, so now, he's saved her life twice. She tells him he deserves an award. She guides him to a table, and then brings him coffee and a scone "on the house."
- "You're not like most chicks, are you?" Arthur asks Lois. "Life would be a whole lot easier if I were," she tells him. He calls her on her "bad-ass" attitude, but inside sees her tenderness. Arthur starts to get even fliriter, and kisses her. Lois melts into his arms, and at that very moment, Clark walks in to the Talon.

Later, at night...
- Arthur, Clark, Lois and Lana are all hanging out in the Talon late at night. Clark suspiciously eyes Arthur from across the table. Clark is sitting with Lana, and a smitten Lois is sitting with Arthur. Lois comments that Stanford must have been hard to get into, and Clark says "when you're a star swimmer, it kind of helps, right?"
- Arthur tells them he wasn't on the swim team freshman year. He joined when the swim coach saw him swimming laps in the pool and "reeled him in."
- Clark is inquisitive. He asks A.C. how he learned to swim so fast. "Guess it's in my genes, you know?" Arthur says. Clark keeps plugging away with questions. "Clark, this isn't a Barbara Walters special," Lana reminds him, embarrasased.
- We learn Arthur's dad operates a lighthouse in Northern California. Arthur says his mom died when he was very young, so, she "must've been the one with all the skills."
- Arthur talks more about his childhood. Lana tells him she's always wanted to go diving, because that's probably "as close to another planet as you can get."
- Clark is still suspicious. "You seem to know an awful lot about the ocean," he says. Arthur reveals that he's a marine biology major. He then talks about his environmental concerns. "I've decided to dedicate my life to protecting the sea," he tells them.
- Clark keeps grilling. "Why are you here? Smallville's a long way from Stanford." A.C. tells him that he's there hoping to get a chance to talk to Lex Luthor about his environmental practices. This response makes us wonder if the whole "swim coach" aspect of the character, mentioned in previous spoilers, has been cut in favor of this new direction. if that's the case, we apologize for the erroneous spoilers.
- Clark's still asking far too many questions. Lois asks Clark for a word. "I already have an overprotective father," she tells him. "There's something fishy about A.C.," Clark tells her. Lois accuses him of being jealous, because A.C. is "smart, passionate, and looks like Adonis." Clark tells her he thinks A.C. may be a meteor freak. "Oh, so now you're playing the meteor freak card?" The call is interrupted by a call from General Lane. "It wasn't me, I swear..." Lois tells him. No ideas, though, on what it is she is talking to him about.

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Episode Five- "Thirst"

Teaser:
- The Tri-Psi sorority house at Met U has ordered a pizza. An unsuspecting delivery boy delivers it to three "hot" sorority girls. The girls pull him in with salacious giggles, and suggest they all eat it in the jacuzzi. Cut to the backyard, where the delivery boy is down to his boxers being pulled into the jacuzzi. He says he needs to get back to work. All this sex and nudity, we must be nearing November sweeps. They beg him to stay. "What about the pizza?" he asks. "You taste so much better than pepperoni," one of the girls says. She grins seductively... and the next thing you know, the poor delivery boy winces in pain. He looks down in confusion as blood bubbles in the water.
- A pair of pastel-colored shoes and perfect legs are seen next, coming to rest on the shocked face of sorority president Buffy Sanders. Yes, you read the name right... good thing she's not Eric Summers' sister or something, or Joss's lawyers would be on the phone. "What are you doing?" Buffy says. "Uh..." says one of the girls... "How many times you I have to tell you! Don't eat in the jacuzzi!" No, this is definitely not a vampire slayer.... sounds like this Buffy's one of the big bads. She demands they clean up the jacuzzi, because the pledges are soon to be there.
- Buffy meets the new pledges, and speaks the merits of their "great" sorority. Among the girls pledging is a familiar face... Lana.

From Buffy to "Spike"...- Professor Fine is giving a lecture. Lex slips into the back of the auditorium, and Clark sees him. At that time, Fine decides to call on Clark. "Would you like to tell us how this paradigm of moral bankruptcy extends to the modern leadership of companies like Luthorcorp?" Fine challenges. But it's all right, because he's saved by the bell.
- Lex goes up to Fine and they talk. "Hope you've been taking notes," Fine says. "Just the highlights. You've been painting me as the poster child for corporate villainy," Lex says, and suggests that it's libel. "It's only libel if it isn't true," Fine tells him.
- Fine tells Lex that he's a "fascinating subject," which suggests the tables have now been turned and Lex is the one being studied into, much like Lex studied Clark for so many years. "Your lectures have included speculation on certain LuthorCorp projects that aren't public knowledge," Lex says. "I never speculate, Mr. Luthor. The study of history is based on meticulous research," Fine tells him.
- Lex asks Fine if one of his research sources happens to be Clark Kent, and tells him that he heard he's been brought on as Fine's "assistant." "Now, why would a man of your stature be so concerned with the comings and goings of a freshman farm boy?"
- Lex warns Prof. Fine that he is a major donor to the school, so he may not have another semester beyond this one.

Chloe's Meeting
- Chloe meets editor Pauline Kahn at the Daily Planet. Kahn sounds pretty tough and demanding, and gets what she wants, almost like a female Perry White. Chloe's meeting Kahn about an internship at the Daily Planet... and she's told she's not going to get it. She tells Chloe that she knows all about how she wrote for the Planet a few years back, and how it was quite an accomplishment. Then she says "thank Lionel Luthor. He's the one that arm-twisted the old Chief Editor into dropping your juvenile pablum into this paper." Chloe tries to convince her to change her mind, and says that writing for the Daily Planet has always been her dream. "We all have to wake up sometime, Sullivan," she says.
- Chloe says that "you had to start somewhere. I'm not going to give up until I get the same chance."
- "I started by being a damn good reporter. You want a break? Bring me a story," Kahn challenges. Chloe has a renewed hope...

Sorority Girls
- Lana is trying to join the Tri-Psi sorority, apparently. Sadly, Lex in drag is nowhere to be seen. She seems to be one of the top four final pledges. Buffy (the president) tells three of the other girls that they weren't good enough to join, leaving Lana as the sole remaining pledge. "Of course we want you to be one of us," Buffy says, before telling Lana that there is a "little initiation thing" they have to do first...
- The three girls from the teaser are back. The front door slams shut, and the three girls head toward Lana, fangs exposed. Lana turns around to see that Buffy, too, is a vampire. "What the hell are you?" Lana asks. She gets grabbed by the arms. "We are Tri-Psi's. The best darn sorority ever," she is told. "You get to be one of us..." End of Act One. By the way, any rumors of "lesbian vampires" that were floating around the internet before... these girls seem to be straight so far, if it matters.
- At another point in the scene, probably after Lana has been "initiated," Lana makes the comment "This is a lot better than listening to my boyfriend whine about his feelings!"
- "We eat boyfriends for breakfast," Buffy tells her.

Chloe's New Roommate
- We meet Chloe's new annoying dorm-mate named Karen. Karen has already chosen to redecorate by taking down Chloe's new Wall of Weird. "I didn't spend four years of high school misery dreaming about coming to high school for this," Karen says. She also tells Chloe to tell her friend that their dorm room is not the Betty Ford clinic. Cue not Lois, but Lana sprawled out on the floor under blankets looking like a passed-out drunk. Karen shoves the Wall of Weird articles toward Chloe and storms out. "I'd rather be roomies with the two-headed monkey," Chloe says, before waking Lana up.

Lana Goes After Clark- Lana kisses Clark, but her kisses start to become "animalistic." "Lana, what's going on with you?" Clark asks. "We're not in high school anymore. Things change."

Pool Table Fun With Lex & Prof. Fine
- Professor Fine is next seen at Luthor Mansion, playing pool and meeting with Lex. Fine gives Lex a manila folder with all of the dirt on himself that Lex would possibly want. "My life. Every record, every achievement, every failure," Fine offers. It's all out on the table, but... will Lex buy it?
- In the folder is a LuthorCorp memo labeled "Top Secret." Lex comes across it. "How did you get this?" "Just used my brain. Interesting document," Fine says. Fine has discovered that Lex has funded some interesting unauthorized "experiments" across campus. "Never start a game you can't win," Fine challenges, and then he leaves. Lex has him followed.

Anvil Of The Week
- Clark is putting on... possibly a costume? Chloe asks "Don't you think the cape is a little much?" Clark of course likes the cape. Whatever he's wearing - sounds like a Halloween costume - it has a mask, so, it's definitely not a Superman costume. They get to a party, where Lana is grinding with a "Frat Cowboy." Chloe tells the "cowboy" to go play with his six-shooter, because she and "the kitty cat" need to talk. (Maybe Lana's costume is some kind of cat thing?)

Chloe Attacked
- Chloe is attacked by someone from the sorority who has her blood on their lips. Clark finds her, and takes her to the hospital. A doctor tells Clark that she's been infected with some kind of rabies-like virus, probably from whatever it was that bit her. Prof. Fine ends up at the hospital too, to check up on things, and asks Clark if she's all right. Sadly, those bits are hard for us to figure out here... though Clark isn't quite sure what Fine is doing there anyway.


Lex and the Anti-Rabies Serum
- Lex injects an anti-rabies serum into Chloe to save her at the hospital. His own face is bruised during this scene. Her eyes flutter open, and she at first thinks Clark her hero has come to save her again. "Something happened to Lana, and I have to warn Clark. Where is he?" she asks him.

Krypton-bite
- Lana bites into Clark with a kryptonite-infected bite. She leans over him, her eyes filled with concern. It seems the other girls want him dead. "Isn't there something else we can do with him?" Lana asks, including the idea of making Clark a vampire himself. "We're a sorority. No boys allowed," Buffy tells her. "You don't understand. He's... special," Lana says. Apparently not so special to Buffy, who heads upstairs to tell the other girls they have a new meal.
- Lana of course won't stand for this and confronts Buffy. Buffy herself vamps out, pretty pissed. Buffy leaps towards Lana, who begins firing heat vision into Buffy, incinerating her in mid-air. Apparently the bite gave Lana some of Clark's powers.

Fine And The Spaceship
- In one of the last scenes of the episode, Fine has made his way into the LuthorCorp hangar and is face to face with the black Kryptonian spaceship. He smiles like a man returning home. He reaches out to touch the ship, but is interrupted by a clicking noise. Lex's henchman, Ramirez, is behind him and has a gun pointed to his head. "Shouldn't be putting your hands on things that aren't yours, professor," Ramirez tells him.
- "Actually, it is mine," Fine tells him. His hands morph into black metal spikes which pierce Ramirez's skull. Fine turns back to the ship and touches it. As his hand touches the ship, it too morphs into black metal. His entire body follows as he is absorbed back into the hull of the ship.....

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Episode Six- "Exposed"

Ding, Dong, The Kents' Freeloader Is Gone
- Lois tells Chloe she needs her help moving out of the Kents' place... she's moving into the apartment over the Talon. Guess Lana has vacated the premises. "How you ever had a crush on Richie Cunningham I'll never understand," Lois says to Chloe, referring to Clark.
- Lois mentions that Chloe hasn't been to Smallville in weeks.
- Chloe answers a phone. "Daily Planet info line." Guess that job thing from previous weeks has worked out. She gets a call from a frantic woman, wanting to meet at 7th and Edgemont - a seedier district of Metropolis.
- When they arrive, Chloe and Lois spot an attractive young girl named Melissa Knox running for her life across a street. One of her heels is broken, and she looks frantic. A sedan comes out of the darkness and plows toward Melissa, sending her flying and killing her in front of the eyes of Lois and Chloe.

Clark Wants To Go Someplace...
- "You'll have to abandon the jeans and the t-shirt, and you can't drive up in your dad's truck," Lex tells Clark, throwing him his own keys. He asks Clark to do him a favor and "stay out of trouble."

Chloe and Lois Try To Get Into The Club
- ...But they can't find this club they're looking for, among a bunch of dingy warehouses. They finally find where they want to be, and Lois tries the "our friends are already in there" routine. No, go. So they sneak in the back door where the dancers come in. Chloe starts investigating, trying to find out if anyone knows anything about a murdered girl named Melissa Knox. They do their investigator thing, and somehow it ends up with Lois being undercover as a dancer, having been mistaken as "the replacement Rocco sent over." Yes, this does sound like the rumored "Lois stripper" episode. Must be sweeps. *Cue sounds of eyes rolling* And hey, considering the Dukes of Hazzard connections later in this episode, shouldn't it have been Rosco who sent her over? Okay, we'll stop now.

Meeting With Luke
- Clark has his own way of getting in, and he goes to the Windgate Club in Metropolis at night to meet with senator Jack Jennings. (More on him further down on the spoilers) He says he's been referred by Lex Luthor.

Clubbing, Smallville Style
- Clark uses his super-hearing to listen to a bad guy named Andre talking to the owner of the Windgate Club. The owner makes a reference to paying Andre 500K.
- Clark is about to bust in on Andre's meeting when Detective Maggie Sawyer comes through the door. "Metropolis PD!" She wants to speak to some people about the death of one of this club's dancers.
- Lois apparently works at the Windgate Club, and Andre tells her to come with him through a back exit after Sawyer comes in. There's an arrest... and Sawyer puts cuffs on... Clark! End of act two.


Chloe Is Arrested Too
- For what, we don't know. Sneaking in? Being a potential witness like Clark is? Whatever it is, it's right after Sawyer spots and recognizes her.

The Problem With Jennings
- Clark uses his hearing to listen to the bouncer talking to Sawyer. The bouncer tells her that Jennings took things hard when Melissa "cut him loose." Apparently Jennings has been blamed for the situation, and perhaps what Clark is trying to do is clear him.

Chloe & Clark Talk With Detective Sawyer
- "You can thank Lex Luthor for a few generous phone calls," Sawyer says to Chloe and Clark. Apparently Lex got them a "get out of jail free" card.
- Chloe tells Sawyer that she thinks the same person who killed Melissa Knox (aka "Andre") also may have her cousin (that would be Lois).
- Clark suggests that it may be the same guy also who made the deal with the owner right before she vanished. (How Clark explains how he knew about this, we have no idea.)
- Sawyer makes a comment that Chloe's cousin is likely underage, and was probably lucky to escape a police raid. Lois? Underage? There's a first. "If you want to play Nancy Drew and Hardy Boy, do it in another precinct," Sawyer tells them. No, Sawyer! They're playing Veronica Mars and Wallace!

Lois Is Off With Andre...
- And she sees boxes with polaroid pictures of women on them, including Melissa. Personal items of the women are inside. He starts taking photos of her. She says she wants to get a cab and leave. "Think of your taxi days as a thing of the past," he tells her. "You have a whole new life ahead of you, now. To us," he says. Yes, Lois has now replaced Lana as the Creepy Guys' Object Of Affection.

Now for the good stuff....
- Tom Wopat's character's name is Jack Jennings, and he happens to own a Dodge Charger. If anything remains in this script, let's please hope the Charger stays. Incidentally, the name "Jennings" is an inside joke in itself - as the legendary Dukes of Hazzard "Balladeer" was Waylon Jennings. Jennings is meeting with someone named Jordan about a journalist's rumor, when he hears a car rumbling and approaching. It's Jonathan, driving the Charger. Bo and Luke (the real Bo and Luke) are back!!! Jonathan tells him to get in. "With you behind the wheel?" Jennings says. "Guess it wouldn't be the first time I put your life in my hands."
- And if those Dukes of Hazzard references weren't enough... again, really, at least webmaster Craig is loving this... Jennings climbs in the car window. The door's been jammed ever since he got the car.

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Episode Seven - "Splinter"

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Episode Eight - "Solitude"

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Episode Nine - "Lexmas"

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Dont ya wish they had LOST spoilers like this .... havent read any of these and probably wont until i watch the episode

[Harry]

just read the first episode