Lost Video Island

[Fan4Lost]

I hope you guys are ready for this. This is by far the strangest thing I have ever written in my whole life. I don't know if this funny at all but I hope you guys like it. SORRY IT'S SO LONG!



Episode 12: Warren's Revenge, Part Two
by Fan4Lost


"No! Please!" Aislynn cried trying to break free of her restraints but with little progress. The overhead lamp above her was swinging lightly casting dancing shadows all over the room. A huge fan oscillated in the corner causing a breeze of hot air to enter her lungs every time she tried to breathe.

"I am sorry, Aislynn," a strange voice said from somewhere in the room. She squinted her eyes trying to locate it but everything just looked blurry and uneven. "It was not my intention to cause you any harm."

"Then let me go," she pleaded once again tugged at her shackles.

"I cannot do that just yet, Aislynn," the voice said once again in the same dull tone.

"Please, I promise I won't tell anyone!" she cried as a tear rolled down her cheek slowly.

"You have nothing to fear," the voice said again and she could feel something coming towards her face. A low humming noise rang in her ears and she frantically yanked at her her constraints trying to break free. Whatever it was was getting closer by the second and she looked up in horror as the whole room began to blacken and swirl.

She opened her mouth and let out a blood-curdling scream...

"Aislynn!" Vicky cried grabbing her by her shoulders.

Aislynn jolted awake and looked around wildly. She was still on the mini-bus on the way to find Warren and she sighed from relief only a little for that fact. Vicky was staring down at her with a shocked expression and Aislynn composed herself as best she could.

"The dream again, huh, Ais?" Steph asked non-chalantly from the seat behind her.

"You have them too?" she asked swiveling around quickly, her voice a high pitched squeak.

"We all have them," Steph replied calmly. "I just choose to ignore them as best I can."

"I haven't had one in a while," Vicky admitted lowly looking out the window at the passing road.

"Isn't there anyway we can talk the boys out of going to find him?" Aislynn asked wiping her brow with a tissue.

"You know how they are!" Steph replied angrily. "They are like traveling gnomes...always willin' if the food is killin'."

Both Vicky and Aislynn stared at Steph in confusion but shrugged it off as one of her many weird made-up expressions.

"Everything alright back there?" Marcus called from the front seat.

"Yes," they all said sweetly trying to appear calm and collective. But they all could feel the impending doom of what was about to happen when they found Warren. They all knew one day this could happen, they just never expected it to be in their lifetimes. There was nothing stopping the inevitable.

"One time," Nate began telling Harry a story. "I was walking by this creek and this little turtle jumped out and attacked my leg! I started screaming and kicking but the thing just wouldn't let go. It sank its gnarly teeth into my skin and I could..."

"You are so lying, Nate," Harry said rolling his eyes.

"What? You think turtles can't attack humans?" Nate asked with a pouting frown.

"Just you Nate and you are far from human," Colin called from the seat in front of Nate's.

The guys all chuckled and started telling old Nate stories about bloody noses and drunken tirades as the girls all fell silent with fear. "Oh my God," Vicky finally whispered.

"There it is," Aislynn muttered lowly.

"Warren." Steph added sinking low in her seat.

"Whoa!" Paul exclaimed as they pulled up to a huge factory of sorts. Shattered window lined the ten story building and black crows were all lined up across the top of the roof just staring down at them unflinching.

"Looks like something out of a movie!" Colin said as they pulled the mini-bus to a stop. "Like that movie The Terminator with Arnold Swartzencough."

"Swartzenhanger," Marcus corrected him.

"Yeah, sorry," Colin replied not looking away from the building.

The three girls slowly inched out of the bus and kept very close not looking directly at the building.

"This..." Paul said sarcastically. "Is where Warren lives?

"Let's go have a look then, shall we?" Steph said a little annoyed. "I promise you'll regret this."

"Steph, you're acting crazy!" Marcus said as they all walked into the building.

"Crazy like a hound!" she stated proudly a she dragged them all along and into a huge room that covered in inches of dust.

"What is this place?" Harry asked astouded by all the old computer units lining the walls and the wires and cables hanging from the ceilings.

"This, gentlemen..."Aislynn said walking into the center of the room. "Is Warren."

All the guys just stood there in shock unable to speak except Colin who let out a snort. "Are you girls insane?!"

"No my dear Colin," Steph replied walking over to one of the computers and running her hand over it lightly. "This is Warren but not the Warren you knew so well on LVI. No," she continued. "That's what they wanted you to believe."

"Who?" Ed squeaked a look of bewilderment in his eyes.

"Lostcalier and Enchirito," Vicky replied leaning her back against the wall.

"I found the bathrooms!" Nate cried from the other side of the room.

Everyone ignored him unable to fathom what was being said here. "Why would Lostcalier and Enchirito want to trick us?" Paul asked calmly with disbelief.

"Oh it wasn't a trick, Paul," Steph said crossing her arms over her chest. "Warren, or WarBot as he later came to be known as, was actually an artificial intelligence built by Enchirito to help keep LVI running smoothly. And it worked for a while."

"So, wait," Marcus began. "Warren wasn't a real person?"

"No, he was!" Aislynn added. "That is until 2007."

"2007?" all the guys asked simultaneously.

"The real Warren died in The Great Canadian War of 2007 defending his country. He died a noble death and was honored highly by the Supreme Canadian Council," Steph informed them as tears formed in her eyes. "No one knew except LC and E and they kept to themselves to spare us the grief. But like any good friends they decided to let Warren live on at LVI and E made him into the Warren we knew for a long time."

"Until that day," Aislynn whispered sadly. The boys were now all sitting on the floor listening intently, their eyes wide with amusement. "Warren Bot, like many other AI bots in the past, formed his own consciousness and started reeking havoc on the forum."

"I don't remember anything like that happening!" Colin replied his brow wrinkled in confusion.

"You wouldn't," Vicky replied. "Not if you got the PM."

"What PM?" they all asked.

"Exactly." Steph said pacing behind them.

"Anyway, to make along story short, WarBot went mad and tried to destroy Amsterdam, the porn capital of the world, but he was stopped just in time!" Vicky cried. Nate screamed like a girl and fell back against the wall fanning himself with relief.

"We tried to stop him," Steph said still pacing. "But we were no match for how powerful he had become. So, in the end we did what we had to do." The girls all paused and shared a knowing glance of regret.

"What? What?" Ed pleaded.

Aislynn opened her mouth to speak but suddenly all the lights came flashing on and they could hear a sound of energy pulsing through the room.

"Found the lights!" Nate stated proudly puffing his chest out.

"You idiot! What have you done!" Vicky cried running over to the switch Nate had just flipped on.

"You can thank me later, if you know what I mean," he said cocking his eyebrows up and down in a saucy manner.

Steph and Aislynn showed up at her side and they all struggled to flip the switch back down. "How did he manage to get this on when we locked it?" Steph struggled out in a raspy tone as she jerked and tugged at the large switch.

"I have no idea!" Aislynn cried helping to tug the switch as well. But it was too late. A song began to play through the speakers in the room.

Stars shining bright above you, night breezes seem to whisper "i love you"

The girls all froze as fear crept up their backs and they all turned around slowly. "No!" Aislynn screamed covering her face in her hands. The music played on...

Birds singin’ in the sycamore trees, dream a little dream of me

The guys all jumped up in confusion and stared as the large computers began to light up with yellows and reds blinking hypnotically. A large bright light in the center of the room began to build up slowly and the girls dropped to the floor holding each other sobbing. "Make it stop!" Steph screamed holding her ears.

Marcus and Colin both exchanged confused glances as the light in the center of the room became increasingly unbearable, so blinding that they could barely stand to look ta it anymore. They stood there holding their hands up shielding their eyes against it. Suddenly the light exploded sending them all flying backwards with a sharp jerk and they smashed into the wall behind them.

The music stopped and they all say up staring at the perpetual light beam glowing in the center of the room. Colin squinted sure he could almost make out a face. "What do we do?" he screamed over the loud hum buzzing through the room.

"Steph!" Ed cried. "How do we stop it!?"

Aislynn pried herself away from the girls and grabbed Colin shoving him in front of like a shield. "I'm sorry Colin, but I'll cushion your fall!" she cried.

"AISLYNN NO!" Steph and Vicky screamed together.

"What fall?! Colin screamed back.

Aislynn reached into his pocket and pulled out the last cybergenetic who-who ball that Marcus had given him and closed her eyes tightly throwing it into the beam. "Jesus Christ!" Colin screamed as it exploded and they were thrown back against the wall again in a sound thud.

The ground shook and they all covered their ears as a piercing warped scream filled the air. "Noooooo!" it cried sounding like a twisted recording of a demonic voice and the girls cringed in fear at the sound.

It took a few minutes before they could all move, checking each other for injuries. "What the hell was that?" Ed asked shaking his head. They all just sat there rubbing their heads.

"That," a familiar voice said from the doorway kicking aside some rubble, "was Aislynn saving the world once again."

They all looked up to see the old Warren standing there, a few years older but still Warren. "I don't believe it! It can't be! I thought you were dead!" Steph cried.

"I was never dead," he told them. "I lost my memory in an explosion and have been living as an eskimo in Alaska for these past years. The government thought I died, so they recorded it not realizing that it was some other dude. I just recently got my memory back and heard about this place, and decided to check it out. I was surprised to hear all the commotion."

"This day is just the weirdest day ever," Colin muttered.

"I'm so confused," Marcus said shaking his head.

"So what happened?" Warren asked waving his hand around the room.

"I'm not quite sure," Paul replied smacking some dust off his sleeve.

"Long story and we'll tell you on the way out of this creepy place," Ed said walking past him out the door. Everyone followed calmly still stunned from the explosion. They were all just standing outside in the parking lot staring at the building that was once Warren Bot.

"It's over," Aislynn sighed and relaxed physically for the first time in years.

It was quiet for a few seconds until Nate cried, "I lost my Canadian penny!"

"Shut up!!" everyone screamed and then broke out in laughter knowing Nate was a moron. One more spammer down and many more to come, Marcus thought as they all piled into the mini-bus. This was proving to be a strange world; an oddly strange world...


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