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[Aislynn]

[marcus]

Thanks guys.

[Fan4Lost]

LOL No

[MovieGuy]

Interesting thing I just noticed while working on the set just now... This is the first episode to have a character's name in the title. Excluding Aislynn since she doesn't count since she is the star.

[marcus]

Working on the set?
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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.

[MovieGuy]

Yeah?

When's the next episode becuase I'm pissed off.

[marcus]

Sorry, I was gonna write a new ep this weekend but I've been busy with CE. I'll write one soon.
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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.

[marcus]

The Amazing Adventures of Aislynn

Episode 3x18: The Big Day (Part One).

Day 146: Steph’s Tent.

“Wait…” Steph said. “You were with Aislynn?!?”

“Yes.” sighed Josh.

“Well then why did you kiss me?” asked Steph.

“Because I’m an idiot!” Josh said angrily.

“…And now you’re asking me to help you guys get back together?” asked Steph, staring up at him confused.

Josh stared back at her. “Okay…” he replied. “I know it sounds really stupid…but please listen…I like you and Aislynn…Nate likes you and Aislynn…but I love Aislynn, and Nate loves you!”

Steph’s eyes widened. “What?” she asked. “Nate…loves me?”

“Err…well, he hasn’t actually said it…” replied Josh. “But you have no idea how crazy he is about you…”

Steph stood there for a minute, thinking it all over. “Okay, fine…I’ll help you.” she said. “But exactly how am I supposed to help?”

“Don’t worry.” replied Josh. “I have a plan.”


Paul stared at the horrible large machine infront of him. He thought of all the evil things it could do to him…chop off his legs, cut his throat, or play a “The Best Of Ashlee Simpson” CD. But Trevor simply lifted up a tiny piece of the machine and walked over to Paul. It was a small metal object with a very sharp blade at the front. Trevor pushed a button on it and the blade started turning incredibly fast.

Paul gulped as Trevor brought it over to his face. “So Paul, I understand you joint the Marci so that you could get your eye back…” he whispered evilly.

“Y…yes…” stuttered Paul. He had never been more scared in his life.

“It would be a shame if you were to lose that eye again, wouldn’t it?” asked Trevor. He put the turning blade up to Paul’s eye, bringing it closer and closer towards it.

“No!” screamed Paul. “Please don’t!”

“Then tell us what you know!” yelled Trevor. The blade was right next to his eyeball now.

“THEY’RE GOING TO ATTACK YOU EARLY IN THE MORNING!” Paul shouted.

“Huh?” asked Ronald McDonald, rushing over.

“In the next battle…they’re planning on attacking you earlier than you expect.” Paul repeated more quietly. “As the element of surprise.”

“Oh.” replied Ronald. “Thankyou for telling us…but you didn’t tell us sooner…you waited until we forced it out of you…why?”

“Uh, I forgot to mention it.” said Paul. He sighed as soon as he said such a stupid thing.

Ronald angrily grabbed the spinning blade tool from Trevor’s hand, and chopped Paul’s left eye off. Paul screamed in pain. He had thought nothing could be worse than losing your eye by being run over by a bus in Poland. He was wrong.

Paul closed his left eyelid and kicked Ronald in the stomach. The blade tool went straight behind the chair Paul was sitting on, and uncut the rope tying Paul’s hands together. He quickly untied the other ropes and punched Trevor in the face.

He looked around. There was only one thing he could do now…run.


Day 147: The Battle Ground.

The battle ground was nicely dressed up for the wedding, with a big white tent in the middle and several random flowers around the place. It wasn’t exactly the most beautiful wedding in the world, but it did the job.

Aislynn was in Vicky’s tent, looking at Vicky’s wedding dress.

“I still can’t believe this!” said Aislynn excitedly. “You’re actually getting married!”

“I know!” grinned Vicky. “I can’t believe it either!” There was a knock at the front of the tent. “Oh, that’s probably Colin…” sighed Vicky. “Asking me to ‘think things over’ again…”

“What?” asked Aislynn.

“He just can’t seem to learn to like Broadband Man.” replied Vicky. “He’s still trying to make me change my mind, even on my wedding day.”

“Oh, son of a biscuit-eater!” Aislynn said, rolling her eyes.

Vicky stared at Aislynn. “What?” she laughed.

Aislynn laughed back. “That’s as close to swearing as you’ll ever hear from me.”

Vicky grinned. “Can you get rid of Colin?” she asked.

“Sure.” said Aislynn. She walked over to the front of the tent. “Hey Colin.”

“Hey Ais.” replied Colin. “Can I speak to Vicky?”

“Nah.” said Aislynn quickly.

“Why not?” asked Colin.

“Err…She’s asleep.” said Aislynn.

“What?” asked Colin. “On her wedding day?!?”

“Okay, so she’s not asleep…but you can’t talk to her.” sighed Aislynn.

“Why not?” Colin asked again.

“Because she’s busy!” said Aislynn.

“This will only take a minute!” replied Colin.

Aislynn shook her head. “Sorry.” Colin got angry and barged into the tent, running over to Vicky.

“Vicky, please! You can’t marry Broadband Man, think of what your children will be like!” he yelled. Aislynn pushed him back out of the tent and closed it. “Grr!” growled Colin. “That does it, if she won’t do it herself, I’m taking matters into my own hands!”


Nate and Broadband Man were standing next to each other. Broadband Man had a black suit on over his superhero costume.

“Hello.” said the priest for the wedding, walking over to them. “My name is Father Henrietta.”

“Isn’t Henrietta a girl’s name?” asked Nate.

“Quiet, you!” snapped Father Henrietta. He turned to Broadband Man. “I’d just like to wish you good luck in your marriage, and I hope you both live--”

“No, seriously…” said Nate. “You are kidding, right? I mean…Henrietta’s definitely a girl’s name.

“It also happens to be a boy’s name.” said Father Henrietta, getting irritated.

“No it’s not!” laughed Nate. “You’re a girl!” He poked his tongue out and started teasing the priest like an eight year old.

“Henrietta is a boy’s name!” Father Henrietta repeated angrily.

“In your dreams, man!” Nate laughed. “Come on, Broadband Man, back me up here!”

Broadband Man rolled his eyes and walked away.


“I dunno about this…” said Steph. She stared at the big lake infront of her. “I could catch a cold in there! Are you sure there isn’t an easier way?”

“No.” replied Josh. “If I save you from drowning, then Aislynn will see that I’m a loving, caring person, and forgive me!”

Steph sighed. “Fine.” She casually walked along then purposely fell into the lake. “Ahh!” she screamed. “Somebody help me! I’m drowning!”

Everyone ran over, and Josh quickly took his shoes and shirt off. Several women fainted when the shirt came off. “Don’t worry!” he yelled. “I’ll save you!” He looked back over to the lake, about to jump in. Steph wasn’t there. “Oh god.”

He dived into the lake. It was much deeper than he had thought. He quickly went underwater to get Steph. He grabbed her around the waist, and tried to pull her up. But he couldn’t. She was too heavy. They were both sinking to the bottom, and couldn’t get back up.

Aislynn, Vicky and Nate all watched in shock, waiting for them to come back up.

“Oh no!” screamed Vicky. “What do we do?!?”

“Only one person can save us right now!” exclaimed Aislynn. She turned to the crowd. “Where’s Broadband Man?” she asked.


Broadband Man was walking over to his tent to make sure his mullet was straight. He opened the tent and walked inside. Suddenly Colin jumped out.

“Goodbye, Broadband Man!” grinned Colin. “Come back, Matt!” He splashed Broadband Man with a big bucket of water.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.

[MovieGuy]

Eggs-cellent

[MovieGuy]

But, even if I didn't just **** things up, they're screwed either way, they're in water, aren't they?

[marcus]

I don't get the egg-cellent joke when it's not even Easter or anything. But thanks.
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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.

[Fan4Lost]

[Aislynn]

[marcus]

Thanks Steph and Aislynn.
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It's official - Aislynn is 36. Add a 0 to the end of that and you've got a full circle.

[fallen_angel]

cool i've been looking forward to this ep!!!

OMG what's MG gonna do to Broadband Man OMG Steph!!! I hope she's gonna be ok

loved this one Marcus, I hope we don't have to wait to long for part 2
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